Remember last week Kirstie was telling us that she was in a size 8 dress? Well BAM. You look away for seven whole days and girlfriend drops two more dress sizes. Fucking amazing, right? I mean, I don’t know if she’s sticking parrafin blocks up her ass or what, but there’s no. fucking. way. that Kirstie Alley is a size four right now. Even if her dresses are ‘stretchy,’ as she says, I’m still not buying it:
The actress admitted to consuming only 1,400 calories, but has decided to take Chmerkovskiy’s advice by upping it to 2,000. “He’s probably right. Usually what I do to lose weight, I eat 1,400 calories, but I guess if I’m working out five or seven hours then you have to change it around a little bit,” said Alley, who wouldn’t reveal how many pounds she has lost since being on DWTS. She did say she is down to size 4 and 6 dresses but joked ”they’re sort of stretchy.”
She looks beautiful, don’t get me wrong. And she’s lost a crap-ton of weight (pun totally fucking intended) and I’m so happy for her. She should really be proud of herself. But there’s no way on earth that she’s a size 4, and I’m insulted that she’d think I’d buy that runny BS.
Just keep your mouth shut about the specifics on your drastic weight loss, Kirstie, and we’ll draw our own conclusions as to how hot you are. We don’t need the constant overblown reminders.