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Jaleel White

There’s a Pity Party in Steve Urkel’s Pants

I have a pointed, embarrassing fixation with Jaleel White. A lot of gals-of-a-certain-age might, I think, if only because Family Matters was the first time many-a-preteen tingled at the sight of a guy in too-tight highwater pants. Wait, what? OK, maybe that’s just me. (We’ll call it a neurological misfire.) Jaleel White is 34 years old...

Steve Urkel Was Accused Of Domestic Abuse

TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White’s child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her.  The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel “punched her in one of her breast implants,” and when they got home he hit...