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Jump Smokers, “My Flow So Tight”

Check out this track by a group of Chicago DJs who are now referring to themselves as the Jump Smokers.

Basically, it suggests, in no uncertain terms, that Chris Brown should “get his ass kicked” or, ya know, just hang himself. It’s catching on. I kind of love it.

Meanwhile, “friends” of Chris Brown are saying he’s become increasingly depressed and drinking a lot. A source tells X17, “Chris is a mess. He lost a lot of weight, about 15 lbs. I do know that Chris is also in a depression and is drinking a lot. He almost got his butt kicked about a week ago.”

Whatever. If you heard it on X17, it must be true, right? No. This is all a part of the Chris Brown publicity machine. They’re trying to make us feel sorry for him so his career isn’t DOA after all this shit. Don’t buy into it, folks. Does this guy look depressed?

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  • I really don’t understand why somebody on the street hasn’t come up to this idiot and beat the living shit out of him yet. I’m not a fan of him or Rihanna, especially after she went back to him and then pretended as if their “split” a short time later was anything more than a PR move. Any way you look at it, this guy needs a solid ass kicking with perhaps some gay rape thrown in afterwards.

    • Ew gross. I would not want to go anywhere near that guy, and neither would any other self-respecting gay man.

      He should be raped by feminist lesbian man-haters with strap-ons and dual wielding dildos.

  • Somebody SHOULD kick his ass. He SHOULD be depresed. His career should be over. He deserves it. Period. If he’s looking for sympathy, he’s more of a pathetic loser than I thought.

    • Yep, pretty much.

      “Aw, poor me, I beat the hell out of my girlfriend and now people don’t like me as much! Boo hoo!”

  • LOVE IT!!!! what a great message from the dj’s in chicago.

    do you know what station/s they were from?
    i’d love to send them a big thank you!

    thanks for posting!!!

  • There are very few things (if any) that could make me feel sorry for Chris Brown. I hope he is depressed, he should be.

  • I agree with everyone here (amazing, right?). I HOPE he is fucking depressed and losing weight, etc. I don’t really believe these bullshit stories tho, and I am sure as hell not going to feel bad for him any time soon. It’s all pr. He is just sad that he got caught and has to deal with the consequences of his actions.

    The song was actually quite good and catchy! Great job, smoke jumpers!!

    ‘boy hits girl, boy should be taken down’—– couldn’t agree more.

  • To be fair, those pictures where he’s all smiles were taken a while back.

    Now he’s depressed because his girlfriend “left” him and he’s got nothing. I am buying it. But it’s his own fault.

  • they were playing an awesome mix of this song at the gay bar last weekend xD i danced soo much lol…

  • I totally dig the song! It’s going on my MP3 for a little ass kicking vibe during workouts!

  • I just checked iTunes and it’s up for $.99. I’m so buying it to show some Jump Smokers love.

  • What’s good guys. My name is Marq Phadef, I’m a music producer from nyc… I think this so is fire (meaning it’s good). Somebody should stand up and say what he did is wrong. I like the jump smokers for that. I also remixed this song trying to get some opinions on it. If you search youtube for MARQ PHADEF SMOKE JUMPERS you’ll find it. Enjoy.