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91Life Is So Much Fun for Chris Brown!!!

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Yay, everything is so happy and fun!!!

Chris Brown was spotted jet-skiing in Miami this weekend, smiling and flexing.

No Rihanna in sight, although she’s rumored to be there with him. At least they weren’t dumb enough to be photographed together yet.

I used to really like Chris Brown. Now I can’t believe how nauseated I am by him. He still hasn’t issued a formal apology, or made any statement to indicate the seriousness of domestic violence, and now he’s grinning on a jet ski?

This is in such poor taste, dude.

You can buy all the jet skis and necklaces and watches on the planet, Chris. You can’t buy class, and it’s obvious you’re now the same human scum as the man who used to kick your mom’s ass while you were growing up in Shitsville, Virginia. You clearly lack the strength to break the cycle, coward.

February 28, 2009 at 3:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Chris Brown

91 Responses to “Life Is So Much Fun for Chris Brown!!!”

  1. Kari says:

    “Now I can’t believe how nauseated I am by him. He still hasn’t issued a formal apology, or made any statement to indicate the seriousness of domestic violence, and now he’s grinning on a jet ski?”

    -You make yourself sick over something that doesn’t concern you? Wow. How hypoglycemic are you really??

    “You can’t buy class, and it’s obvious you’re now the same human scum as the man who used to kick your mom’s ass while you were growing up in Shitsville, Virginia. You clearly lack the strength to break the cycle, coward.”

    —Yep… ‘harsh’ words from you are supposed to make him bend his head in shame and get down on his knees begging Jesus for forgiveness.
    News Flash, he doesn’t read your blog… How about aiming your comments to you readers hm?

    • Sarah says:

      How about a big, steaming cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jeez, Kari. Did you forget the meds today or are you always like this?

    • jeanette says:

      I agree with the first part of Kari’s statement. This is something that concerns Rihanna and Chris, and thought I believe that he should issue an apology in the future, they need to talk amongst themselves first. Rihanna should be the one he is apologizing to, and not us, at the moment. I believe that he should do some jail time even if it’s a week, after all he violated the laws and hurt another human being.

      • Lush says:

        Mee too. I think she is on to something. No one is making this person accountable and btw…who the hell gave Rhianna the advice to take this prick back. She didn’t press charges.

    • thatLisa says:

      hypoglycemic? you know that doesn’t make sense, right?

      • Anonymous says:

        I think maybe she meant to say you’re a hypochondriac? I dunno… anyway… I sorta agree with her. :/ The way you’re “reporting” this story is really annoying. You weren’t there and you don’t know the whole story. This is between Chris and Rihanna. She’s a dumbass for taking him back but, that’s their business.
        Lay off.

      • Rita says:

        Lay off? LAY OFF? I can not believe some people don’t take this seriously. Yeah these people are celebrities, but this is also fucking domestic abuse. 4,000 women die each year from abuse. Rihanna might not have been so lucky. I don’t care if this was a shove, or a near death experience, abuse is abuse. And that becomes everybody’s business. Sorry buddy. Lay off…. psh.

      • Noneofyourbuisness says:

        Who gives a flying fuck rita.

      • Anon says:

        Rita, do you have your own life to live? Or are you living through Robyn Fenty?? Because you seem to be taking this personally. It is NOT everybody’s business. It’s fucking gossip.

    • KatieP says:

      I think it’s YOU that need to get laid, Kari.

    • mmmkkaaay says:

      hypoglycemic? FAIL,

    • Noneofyourbuisness says:

      I agree with you kari. No one knows the whole story exept for Chris brown and Rihanna.

  2. V says:

    I agree with you Beet!

  3. Kari says:

    “Now I can’t believe how nauseated I am by him. He still hasn’t issued a formal apology, or made any statement to indicate the seriousness of domestic violence, and now he’s grinning on a jet ski?”

    -You make yourself sick over something that doesn’t even concern you? Wow. How hypoglycemic are you really??

    “You can’t buy class, and it’s obvious you’re now the same human scum as the man who used to kick your mom’s ass while you were growing up in Shitsville, Virginia. You clearly lack the strength to break the cycle, coward.”

    —Yep… ‘harsh’ words from you are supposed to make him bend his head in shame and get down on his knees begging Jesus for forgiveness.
    News Flash, he doesn’t read your blog… How about aiming your comments to you readers hm?

    • Evil Beet says:

      Woooooow, your avatar is creeping me out.

    • AmeLia says:

      News flash, the bigger concern here is that your avatar is the leaked photo of the abuse.

    • Sarah says:

      How about a big, steaming cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jeez, Kari. Did you forget the meds today or are you always like this?

    • Sometimes says:

      “-You make yourself sick over something that doesn’t even concern you? Wow. How hypoglycemic are you really??”

      -Using this logic people should never be concerned about things that don’t concern them. When you are being mugged, raped, stabbed or any other fun acts inside of a crowd let’s hope they take it upon themselves to, you know, get involved in something that doesn’t concern them.

      “—Yep… ‘harsh’ words from you are supposed to make him bend his head in shame and get down on his knees begging Jesus for forgiveness.”

      -Like you’ve never vented your frustration before? Sorry but if I had a blog I’d be saying the same shit. It helps reinforce your anger when someone agrees with you. Holy, righteous anger. P.S. If Beet wanted Chris Brown on his knees praying to someone for forgiveness I’m sure she could think of someone better than Jesus — like the Los Angeles District Attorney.

      “News Flash, he doesn’t read your blog… How about aiming your comments to you readers hm?”

      News flash: we come to this site (or at least I do) to hear about Sasha’s take on these things. I know where Beet stands in terms of her readers. I know where I stand in terms of this issue. Could you imagine how pointless Beet’s blog would be if she talked to her readers every post?
      That’s not to say that she forsakes her readers, though, Beet is one of the nicest and most involved celebrity bloggers out there!

      ***

      Why do people still like Chris Brown? (I assume that is the reason for your attack on Beet.)

      P.S. Long post!

      • Horse Marine says:

        Amen to Sometimes.

        And I agree with Beet completely on this. “You clearly lack the strength to break the cycle, coward.” That’s what it is. He’s weak and cowardly. And Rihanna is fucking disappointing if she’s willing to take him back after this.

      • Caz2 says:

        Agreed. I’m so glad there are people with more than three brain cells still visiting this site, I do begin to wonder sometimes!!

      • Katie says:

        Thank you, Sometimes. My sentiments exactly, and now I don’t have to take the time to write it : )

    • DanTheMan says:

      Kari, after reading your posts, I think you might benefit from taking some of those anger management classes along with Mr. Brown.

      Also, if you’re going to go about calling people stupid, like you did in another post, you should try to get a better handle on the proper use of the English language yourself.

    • Noneofyourbuisness says:

      Beet sucks.
      She thinks her opinion means everything.
      LIKE PEREZ!!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    My God, he is so hot!! I’d love to sentence him to life imprisonment in my room.

  5. Emily says:

    I agree Beet! He is definitely sickening even just to look at. His arms are really scrawny!

  6. Loving Annie says:

    You called it accurately – he’s a disgrace, and she is a bad example for how women should allow a man to treat them. Two messed up, dysfunctional people whose fame makes them role models for the unthinking and uncaring.

  7. Gail says:

    I was in an abusive relationship when I was 19, and it was very difficult to get out of it. I was hoping this situation would have given some abused women the strength to leave their abusers, but now I think the whole incident was futile when it could have been a good lesson.

  8. Katy says:

    Umm, I don’t really think hypoglycemia applies to this situation, nice try though, Kari… I’m with Beet on this one. What a douche.

  9. Beehind says:

    I heard his music was withdrawn from some of the radio stations. Good.

    • Nora says:

      I disagree.

      Their job should be to play music not to take a stance on whether the behaviors of artists is appropriate or not.

      You can choose to listen or not listen yourself, no need to have them make that decision for you.

  10. Kelsey says:

    I really don’t think he gives a shit, which is really sad.

  11. musicandmuffins says:

    “It affected me, especially (my behaviour) towards women – I treat them differently. I don’t want to put a woman through the same thing that person put my mom through”

  12. Snowblood says:

    I don’t have the energy – yet – to deal with responding to the dumbass Chris Brown supporter here, just wanted to say thanks for the article and awesome viewpoint, Evil Beet. The motherfucker nauseates me, too. Absolutely loathesome little shit, that Chris Brown.

  13. Gary says:

    The boy ain’t nothing but a punk THUG. Anyone who beats on a woman is wussy coward.

  14. Persistent Cat says:

    Looking at the first picture, he probably just backhanded Rihanna, hence there are no photos of her there. She probably had it coming, she just makes him so crazy. But he’ll change so it’s ok.

    Until he kills her.

  15. Snowblood says:

    I just now read over at TMZ that Rihanna is being shadowed by a big bodyguard from Jay-Z’s crew, so that’s at least something good, for the immediate run at least. WHY is she trying to reconcile with this shitheel? And why the fuck is Diddy allowing and encouraging it? I have always hated Sean Combs, now I hate him even MORE.

    • Persistent Cat says:

      Oh good Lord. If you need a bodyguard to be around your boyfriend, he probably shouldn’t be your boyfriend.

      And yeah, I hate Diddy more now (didn’t know that was possible.

  16. Amy says:

    Wow. what an effing hypocriteeeeeee. scum, really.

  17. lizzie says:

    for the record,
    chris brown was not the only person born and raised in “shitsville, virginia.” i never beat the hell out of anyone, do you really have to dump on my hometown?

  18. E says:

    Chris Brown is a jack-ass.
    Plus… his teeth don’t seem to fit in his mouth. Right? He always looks like he’s trying REAL hard to keep them from busting straight through his lips.

  19. Anonymous says:

    CHRiiS BROWN iiS THE FUCKiiNG MAN!!!! ALL U HATERS NEEDZ TO FUCK OFF!!! FUCKiiNG TEA-BAGGiiN’ HO’S

    • E says:

      You are right. I am in fact, a TEA-BAGGiiN’ HO. So? I like to drop my balls on peoples faces. What does that have to do with hating Chris Brown? I really see no correlation here.

    • Kelsey says:

      I enjoy being tea bagged, but I can assure you that I am not a ho.

  20. Lush says:

    I think this guy is a dick, but…shitsville , Virginia isn’t the only place these asshole are grown. Don’t stereotype southern men as the only fucks who beat heir wives/girlfriends…they are everywhere.

  21. Marxx says:

    FUCK CHRIS BROWN, I have never been one for violence. BUTTTT remember when BIGGIE AND TUPAC SHIT was going down? we should turn that hatred towards this bastard.

  22. Lush says:

    Sometimes, men get away with it. They do. It is a really sad, sucky fact. And sometimes, the girls take them back. They do. And fucking people interject their “well meaning ..oh work it out, you love each other, right ?” and all that shit and what happens…HOMICIDE. Pick a family. How about Modesto’s finest..Scott Peterson, not some hillbilly who had some shady dickhead stepfather who used to make him eat shit, some really handsome dude with a real life and real purpose and totally killed his wife…and unborn BABY. It makes me want to cry to hear that Rhianna might be shacking up with this degenerate AGAIN. Some guys just fucking hit women and they take it. And until we stop, and stop taking them back, sit back and enjoy the headlines, hitting is the new meth.

  23. Jennifer says:

    He’s an asshole. I hope he dies. All abusers should die.

  24. Tracy says:

    Why the hell would he bother to apologize now? Rihanna went back to him so as far as he’s [most likely] concerned, there’s no foul. She obviously won’t be pressing charges which means the DA probably won’t have a case against him without her help so at this point he’s sitting pretty. He got away with it.

  25. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Because apparently I have no life, I was pondering this issue on the way home from the beach today while listening to the Doobie Brothers and watching the sun set. Given those most perfect conditions it came to me clear as a crystal drop:

    Women should boycott Rihanna’s music until she grows a spine and sets a strong example for females everywhere. (Yes, it’s her motherfucking duty to every young girl who idolizes her, and she has to know this. You don’t want to be an example for young girls, don’t be a gosh danged “pop princess,” then.)

    Her alleged return to this guy shows that the bigger issue is women tolerating other women being weak and making poor choices. We need to rise up from within our uh, female community and hold our own accountable for returning to abusers. Yes, abusers are often controlling pieces of poop, but that should not take the focus off of the standard female response of returning to said feces. When a woman is either weak or weakened by the psychological element of control exercised by your typical abusive male, she needs something stronger than mere verbal or otherwise subtle suggestion from her female peers and fans. In this case, Rihanna needs a dang wake-up call. A big one. Because obviously getting the shit kicked out of her purty little face didn’t accomplish that.

    So there. I’m boycotting this foolish female. Now please allow me the delusional belief that my stance will make a difference. I need something to believe in.

    • Erin says:

      I never listened to her in the first place, but I will honorarily boycott her. So, I will stand with you and not buy or listen to Rihanna until she wises up.

      Meanwhile, I will deal with my own issues that trouble me from the fact that I have the following thoughts:

      -Are all abusers repeaters? Is there a chance that he really screwed up and can and will get help for whatever messed up thing is going on with him that caused this egregious behavior?

      -Being a pop princess doesn’t make Rihanna any stronger than the rest of us that were abused and returned. At least she has the whole world behind her and aware of the issue and working with her and Chris to work through this.

      Now, do these thoughts just show that I still have some serious issues? I think I actually empathize with Chris Brown for the weakness that he has found in himself. I think that I actually believe that he can hurt and feel regret for what he has done. And of COURSE I empathize with Rihanna. I have been in her shoes. I left. But it took some time and some support from everyone around me, and that included the harsh words that stay with me still.

      • Persistent Cat says:

        Abusers are like child molesters, they rarely rehabilitate. He beat the shit out of her, somewhere in his mind, he knew what he was doing and didn’t stop.

        I can’t ever forgive that.

    • woohoo says:

      A fucking men

    • Lorelei says:

      Have to agree. If the women would walk away there would be no one to be abused. Sad part? If she was the abuser who beat the crap out of him no one would be having discussions like this.

  26. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    Does anyone else think that Kari and Donkey Punch are the same person? Like, Mr Hyde and Mr Hyde?

    Have to say though, props to it for putting at least one picture of itself up – that took some bravery…

    • Donkey Punch says:

      Heatherlyisadumbass, yup you found us out. I really am Chris Brown, OJ, Satan, and George Bush all combined.

      • Heatherlyisaverb says:

        You can resist bait can you?

        And don’t be silly about Satan, he would be a brilliant, persuasive poster, not a kid with relationship and attention issues.

      • Donkey Punch says:

        Relationship issues? I have been married to the same woman for over 18 years and no I have never put a hand on her (but thanks for thinking about writing that).

        Attention issues? You were the dumbass that brought up my username.

        As for Satan, sounds like you admire him. Chicks always dig the bad boy, hence this whole Chris Brown situation.

      • Heatherlyisaverb says:

        I am merely giving creedence to the idea common in many satirical works that if the devil was ugly, no-one would be interested, and that charm is more seductive than ranting. No comment on religion meant.

        relationship issues: maybe the term would be relationship ‘perception’ issues. You seem to think that no real damage can be done to a woman except by a husband, or at the very least a defacto. I am puzzled as to how, as you were presumably married over the age of ten, you have managed to not notice the different relationships that humans have with each other.

        Are you one of those guys who will screw the stripper on their bachelor party night because they are not married? If your wife gave a bartender a blow job at her bachelorette party would that be cheating? do you donkey punch women you aren’t married to?

        your avatar speaks volumes for your respect for women, and I cant understand how you managed to drag your face away from the important issues in the world that demand your attention, such as US foreign policy long enough to be a decent husband.

    • brenda says:

      hell yea bitch u on the ball!!! so do u think chris is hot or not? and if rihanna did some things to get chris mad?

  27. Sheila says:

    He should enjoy himself now. He’ll be in prison in a few.

  28. Tako says:

    i was expecting this shit from chris brown, i mean, ovbiously he dont give a fuck about this whole thing, but excuse me!!! Rihanna is there with him????????? now that’s even more fucked up than i thought it was..

  29. Melissa says:

    Chris Brown is obviously childish and has the worst PRs ever. I can’t even begin to think the repercussions that this story will have on the many people out there that are being abused, or will be abused.

    People….we live in an age where adolescents idolize these celebs! If Rihanna could have set a better example, and inspired ONE woman to walk away….it would have been worthwhile.

    Instead now, somewhere out there, someone may think its okay to abuse, or even tolerate abuse. ITS NOT OK guys.

    Shame on both Chris Brown and Rihanna for not owning up to the fact that they set a global example with the best and worst of their actions. In the future, when they break up (because they will, I really don’t see it going up from here)…..they will both regret their actions tremendously…..

  30. dpizzle says:

    Beet, I agree with you- he is a major asshole. Rihanna is making a HUGE mistake, and unfortunately, she’s playing with fire. I don’t want to read about it anymore!!!! Unless there is something GOOD coming from it, and clearly there isn’t. Can we move on now???

    • Anonymous says:

      no tihs subject is bassed on abuse sure chris hit her but its her misake going back to him amd after all she is peregnat!!!!!!!!!!!u are a !@#$

  31. mcbiscuit says:

    Wife beaters never do it just once. Does Rihanna not know this?
    WHEN this happens again, she will only have herself to blame.

    • Persistent Cat says:

      No. She’s not wise in going back but she never deserves what she’s going to get. I’ve been there, he’s got her good and threatened/manipulated. But when she ends up black and blue again (and she will), it’s never going to be her fault. She’s being manipulated by a jack-ass asshole who thinks that beating women is ok.

  32. Raine says:

    I dont think a picture justifies what he is thinking and feeling. Yes he is smiling but what is he supposed to do? lock himself in a room all day? I have trouble beliveing that he feels no guilt what so ever. My grandma recently died and 2 weeks later i cracked a smile and a laugh with my friends. Did that mean i necessarily was over it? not a chance. Maybe those are bad analogies but you get the point. You can’t say that he isn’t sorry and upset about what he did based on ONE photograph. His father used to beat up his mom and although he may know that is wrong, he clearly in the heat of the moment subconsciouly thought it was the right thing to do because he had grown up around it . I am not trying to justify his actions because clearly what he did was wrong, but everyone comes from some where and thats what makes them who they are. You have to take that in account before you jump down his throat. People these days just dont understand. We spend so much time hating people instead of trying to help them

    • Laura says:

      - I dont think a picture justifies what he is thinking and feeling. Yes he is smiling but what is he supposed to do? lock himself in a room all day?

      HELL YES!

      - His father used to beat up his mom and although he may know that is wrong, he clearly in the heat of the moment subconsciouly thought it was the right thing to do because he had grown up around it .

      Wait, I thought it was his stepfather? AND I still SO want to believe, that this ist true by the way: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/11923

      It probably is not, I know. I’m naive, I said it already. But it wouldn’t surprise me, if Brown had told this to the media after hitting Rihanna earlier or whatever, I don’t know…

      It shouldn’t be RiRi anymore, but RuRi – Run, Rihanna.

  33. gemb8 says:

    Wow some people have gone proper psycho at evilbeet! Its her blog, u don’t like it – Don’t Read It! Simple As!
    I completely agree with Beet! I have his album from when it was first out and I actually can’t listen to it now! He makes me feel sick! And also Rhianna…I was gonna buy her album but have lost so much respect for her after this. Its not her fault I know, but I had hopes she’d be the exception and tell that loser where to go, instead she went by the classic ‘domestic violence vitcim’ route and went back to the guy that ‘loves’ her and is ‘sorry’! Well I’m sorry but if someone beats the cr*p out of you for ‘love’ or through ‘love’ or inspite of ‘love’ then you are, quite frankly, in idiot! Love isn’t a fist in the face and a foot in the ribs! That’s hate and anger! Worlds away from love! Thank u beet for reporting it the way you do – with your opinion! That’s why I read this site for my daily gossip! Hehe!x

  34. Brynja says:

    The most disgusting thing is the fact that he’s flexing his “muscles” (in lack of a better word), which he used to beat up his girlfriend with. Now that’s sick, right there.

  35. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    Im not much of a jezebel fan, as a housewife in the making I am sure that I am not their target audience, but their article on this matter and the comments below are more sympathtic to the victim of abuse, and well worth a read.
    http://jezebel.com/5162004/rihanna-and-chris-brown-what-happens-now

  36. TM says:

    Well unless we hear it from Rhianna I guess it is all speculation. Age plays a factor in all of this. I was a victim of abuse for 10 years, then left finally, but I had to hit a low point to find the strength to leave. I was stupid, yes, but I am actually a very intelligent woman, have a degree and am involved in running a very successful business. Sometimes when you are caught up in loving the person you are being abused by you just seem to “get stupid”. What happened to me, happened when I was 32, I could not even imagine being 19. I mean, do you remember making any life changing decisions at the age of 19? They are young, dumb and in love. We keep saying well she should be an icon for young people, help other women leave their abusers, come on she’s just a baby. I don’t even believe she has the knowledge or experience to be an “idol” to young women never mind abused women. Yes she is a star, and chose to be, but she is also human, with human strengths and weakness’. If she goes back to him it will be a weakness and it will wreck her career. It reminds me of Whitney and it’s just sad.

  37. brad says:

    fuck that skinny fuck chris brown. he hits girls? please. he needs his little ass kicked.

  38. Lillie says:

    Oh my god. woooowww. die in hell, chris.

  39. Anonymous says:

    die in hell bitch u and you shit psh if u were chris u wouldn”t like it if people told u to die in hell how buot u burn in hell?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bitch

  40. chocolatee says:

    The girl is in love and so is he..why is everyone so angry..at age 19 & 20 all you feel is harmones…nothing else…they’ll get it right when they mature…then maybe they’ll go their seperate ways…until them boycott their music..they have enough money to open up a few businesses and still be OK…while we are here blogging about them!!!!

  41. Hope and Forgiveness says:

    Abuse of any kind is horrid and deadly and always wrong. We ALL know that …. someone who advocates using abuse towards another person is simply wrong. I is a very complicated and sad situation and especially when R. life is now actually in danger. Having said that, this is THEIR life …what they do (or don’t do) is their personal business! A psychologist would have a field day with just about any one, we all have issues …. but in CB’s and R’s case, the psych might say they are both experiencing / exhibiting some things that are a cause for concern .. This is a fact … a person who isn’t able to control his impulses or doesn’t filter his words and actions to the point where they become abusive (mentally, physically, emotionally, financially, etc.) to another person, they are in need of special medical and psychological help …and remember, R DID NOT accept this behavior, she did call 911 and believe it or not, that took unbelievable strength on her part (ask anyone who has been abused about fear and utter confusion/chaos abuse causes!).. so in my opinion, she isn’t “taking” anything, she is trying to live her life and deal with this unbelievably beating she received!!!! .Safe to say she is going to “give him another chance” and that’s her free will/choice!!! … In a way, I think she is a good example in that she did get the authorities involved and she is confronting him the best way she knows how!!! I applaud her and wish her strength and hope and continued strong feelings of self-worth …. it could be a lot of things causing this, hopefully this young man with so much going for him will get that help … No one but CB can make CB happy and no one but R. can make R. happy … so if they are back together, it is THEIR choice and THEIR lives …. perhaps they will go together and get long-term, professional help (finding answers to CB -” why do I abuse” and R – “what is abuse and why did I go back so soon?” …. in my experience, it might take, sadly, a few more such incidents before R. realizes that love cannot change people … and CB to realize that if he truly loves R. he will step away and stay away from her until he has gotten appropriate help. Abuse in this country is a “hidden horror” and the secret shame of America … like child neglect and child abuse ….there’s a need to start a grass roots movement against abuse of any kind …. abuse in any form against anyone (or any animal) in every case is wrong and punishable by the law, period.

  42. Kym says:

    It seems some people miss the part where this site is GOSSIP not NEWS and you can’t tell me that the way everything here is reported does not crack you up at least most of the time. Keep your news sites news and remember your gossip sites are gossip!

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