If you thought you were worthless earlier today, wait until you get a load of this kid. Heather Russell, a now 10-year old girl, has just been given a record contract by former American...
You can kind of tell just by looking at that picture. If you had no idea who this guy was, you could just glance at the one extra open button and that little patch of exposed chest hair... Not that I’d normally want to give any (more) free press to he-who-is-known-by-moniker “hamface,” but I read a rather interesting piece on his site late last night about... I thought last night’s show was all sorts of giddy, clappin’-hands amazing. From Siobhan Magnus performing with the Bee Gees, to fucking Bret Michaels appearing to sing... Though John Travolta (56) and wife, Kelly Preston (47) are having a baby at their ripe old ages, American Idol judge Simon Cowell puts the kibosh to any possible rumors that he’d have... OK, well it’s not a lot, but you at least can get a taste for what it will be like when Ellen DeGeneres takes over for Paula Abdul next Tuesday on American Idol. I only saw the Boston... Simon Cowell has put together an all-star team to remake R.E.M.’s classic song “Everybody Hurts” to benefit Haiti. The song features everybody who’s not in the... I haven’t been too diligent about watching Idol this season, so I’m not sure how obvious it is to the viewers at home, but apparently Simon is no longer speaking to guest judge... Oh, Simon, you awesome British shithead, you.
I love this show. Like, I love this show in the same way that the fabled fat kid loves cake. Maybe even more.
Reps announce that Simon is... After a whole lotta hype, Susan Boyle performed again on Britain’s Got Talent, this time singing “Memory” from Cats. Personally, I was comparatively underwhelmed by this... Elton John’s yearly party is super exclusive and tough to get an invite to. Having said that, I’m having a few “What the fuck,” moments.
What the fuck? Simon... Simon Cowell has always been a hero of mine. I think my love for himstarted a few years back when he said Beyonce wasn’t a good singer, didn’t have a good body and that he...
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