Aw, would you look at Simon Cowell? Who wouldn’t love that face? Lots of women have, but none have really stuck around in the long haul – not even Carmen Electra, his most...
Oh, sorry, he gets placenta and gold rubbed on his face all the time. Sheep placenta, specifically. Well, New Zealand sheep placenta, if we’re getting really specific. New Zealand... … And interestingly enough, she’s the only woman in the Top 10. Others on the list are as follows:
#10 – Simon Cowell, $90 million
#9 – George Lucas, $90 million
#8... Because that’s what normal people do, isn’t it? They watch some heartwarming video in the morning to make them cry, and then in the afternoon they pull out a solid excerpt from... Because oh my God. Do you see these pictures? Do you see them? This is Simon and his girlfriend from back in the day, pop star Sinitta. Don’t know who Sinitta is? That’s OK... You can’t have somebody in your life who’s become accustomed to a certain thing, and just because you don’t want to be in the relationship any more, now everything is cut... Well, after he dies. He’s going to be cryogenically frozen after he dies. It’s not like Simon Cowell just decided to call it a day and go ahead and gear up for the future. ... Yikes! Take a photo of Cheryl Cole, go to jail?
Cheryl Cole, from the British pop group Girls Aloud, managed to get a court injunction forbidding everybody from photographing her anywhere... I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that’s what I thought until I saw these... Some of us are really bad with change. It’s ok, there’s nothing to be ashamed of if you’re one of those people. It’s just that, for some of us, whenever... “I love Simon very dearly. He’s such an amazing man. I had the pleasure of meeting him and my life will never be the same, darling. I told him that. I was absolutely in love with him... YouTube “sensation” Rebecca Black has blown up over the course of the week and she’s attracted a lot of (mostly negative) attention. Now X-Factor judge and former American...
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