Guys, look! It’s Meg Ryan, and it’s almost—almost—like all that plastic surgery never happened, right? It looks like her naturally-pretty face has settled into something similar to normality, and what a shock! I never thought that Meg Ryan would look anything like this:
Again! I mean, honestly! It’s cause for celebration! Meg Ryan’s face isn’t grotesquely swollen with fillers, freezers, or follicle removers (?)! Mark this day on your calendars, guys—it just might mean that there’s a new Meg Ryan movie somewhere far, far away on the horizon.
As for her nips, well. They’re still kind of doing their own thing, entirely separate from what Meg herself has going on. But hey. That’s cool. I always dig a chick with a mind of her own.
What do you guys think—love it? Leave it?
July 12, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
We all know this tragic tale: some young girl starts out with a truly lovely face, she goes to Hollywood, gets praise for her face, a few years go by, and she ends up absolutely destroying her good looks in an effort to preserve them. It’s sad, it is, but it happens everyday. And that little story is the basis for today’s blind item:
Which perky All-American actress has had so much cosmetic surgery that producers on her comeback film added a clause in her contract that she can’t get nipped or tucked until after the movie’s release? She’s desperate to make her way back to the A-list, but movie execs fear when the film comes out no one will recognize her on the big screen.
Oh, Meg. Lay off the Botox and the Mellencock, and then maybe the world will be ready for another magical romcom. Do it for the fans!
Any other guesses?
September 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm by Emily
Former America’s Sweetheart and current Frankenface Meg Ryan was photographed leaving her beau John Cougar Mellencamp’s recent show in Toronto with a thick gold band on a certain special finger. The actress and the musician have been quietly dating for a couple of months now.
What do I think of these two together? I think they’re perfect for each other. Neither one of them is the huge star that they used to be, but they were both at one time considered to be one of the best in their respective fields. It seems like they’re in really similar places in their lives and like they’d get along just great.
But just one thing: Doesn’t that ring on Meg’s finger look a lot more like a wedding band then an engagement ring? Is it remotely possible that these two are already hitched? Both of their reps are refusing to comment on this story and maybe that’s because they have something way bigger to hide than a measly engagement.
February 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Molls
Awww, Meg Ryan, what did you do to that beautiful mug of yours? It’s hard to believe that the lady on the right side of the above photo used the be the lady on the left side of the above photo, huh? But I guess that’s what endless amounts of botox and other facial fillers will do to a gal. And look, she’s got the same droopy lip as Nicole Kidman, another actress known for loving her non-surgical beauty enhancement procedures.
Click through to see how America’s Sweetheart transformed into America’s Swamp Thing over the three decades we’ve known her and please, feel free to discuss what a tragedy all of this is in the comments…
February 2, 2011 at 2:00 pm by Molls
Just days after John Mellencamp announced his divorce with his partner of twenty or so years, confirmations from mutual friends claim that Mellencamp and Meg Ryan are massively in love – so much in love that they’re already like the old married couple that Ryan may or may not have had a hand in breaking up.
I don’t know, really, if anyone under the age of 60 is really going to care about this union (no disrespect to our old heads), but I will say about this – Meg Ryan, John Mellencamp? Really? Meg Ryan? Good old sweetheart fucking-wrecked-her-face of the eighties? Ryan stopped being cool and cute when her head started resembling Melanie Griffiths’ greasy, massive, and pulsating lips. And that was even before she tried – however unsuccessfully – to be an A-lister-by-association again with her random banging of Russell Crowe.
If it’s love, it’s love, John. They say love is blind, and I’ve known it to be true in the past, but I didn’t know it was deaf and dumb to famesuckers, too.
January 5, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
I’ve always been a fan of Meg Ryan and all of her cheesy, rom-com movies, so I’m most displeased to say that the purpose of this entire post is to make fun of her lazy nipples.
Girlfriend was photographed out and about in NYC this past weekend looking a little worse for the wear. Even though she was said to have undergone some really bad plastic surgery, she’s not looking, say, as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein or worse, Heidi Montag. She’s an aging Hollywood actress that probably feels past her prime but is handling it in the best way she can — using her wandering nipples to detract from her face.
So, in short, Meg, all of that money that you dumped into your face would have been better directed a little bit lower … they do have these things called “breast lifts,” you know. Or even better yet, “bras.”