This is the photo. This is the photo someone just tweeted. I gasped.

This is the terrifying photo someone took of Macaulay Culkin yesterday on the streets of New York City.

Good God.

Entertainment Tonight promises to air more of the “exclusive photos” tonight, but one is really enough.

ET has already wrung a byte out of Culkin’s spokesperson, though, who says, “Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health.”

I don’t buy it.

ET goes on to point out that Culkin is set to star in the upcoming movie Service Man. Good for him. He’s a terrific actor. Did you see him in Saved?

But if ET is trying to get me to believe that this drastic weight loss might be for a film role, a la The Machinist, that really strikes me as bogus.

But I wouldn’t be quick to point to drugs as the cause of his gauntness, either. Sure, Culkin was arrested on drug charges in 2004, but the drugs he was holding were Xanax, Klonopin, and marijuana. It’s a pretty far cry from “crack” or “meth”—sounds like someone has a little anxiety disorder.

Get healthy, Macaulay.

Another day, another classy, classy lady leaking details of her hook up with a celebrity to the press.

Irene Lopez, a Spanish porn star, was recently seen and photographed hanging out with former child star and ex-boyfriend of Mila Kunis, Macaulay Culkin, at a Barcelona live sex club. When asked about her time spent with Mac, Irene managed to act surprised while providing more information to the press, saying, “The last time I was with him, no one found out about it. I don’t know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it.”

The last time? You mean you’ve been “with him” more than once, girl?

Unlike other porn stars who have done the damn thing with famous dudes best known for their relationships with other ladies, Irene seems to “care” about Mila and Macaulay’s recently canned relationship saying, “If there is a possibility that he goes back with Mila, I don’t want to be an obstacle. The breakup is really fresh. I don’t want to cause him any harm. He’s a good person.”

I love that she says she doesn’t want to be an obstacle, as if it may be difficult for Macaulay to get over her or like Mila may be jealous. Delusional!

Let’s be real: There’s hardly ever a nail in the coffin more final than whomever your ex fucks after you, and a porn star just may be the worst option ever.

Today we’re learning that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have officially split, and since we’ve so rarely seen the two together (I assumed they’d broken up long ago) and Mila has Black Swan to promote, maybe that blind item from a few weeks ago was referring to them?

From the NYP:

Kunis’ rep confirms that she and one-time child star Macaulay Culkin have gone their separate ways. “The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” her rep said. Kunis started dating Culkin seven years ago, when she starred as the snobby “Jackie” character in “That ’70s Show.” A source said the couple split some time ago but has kept it low-key while Kunis promotes the movie.

Whoa! Curve ball! It seems like Mila and Macaulay are a perfect fit for the blind item. Guess they never to came to mind because they were so super DL about their doings for years and years, and if two folks could break up and quickly move on, I’m guessing it’s the smokin’ Mila and mega-loaded Macaulay.

Anyone else need more convincing?