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Lady Gaga Performed ‘Artpop’ and This Is How It Went

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Lady Gaga‘s been keeping it somewhat low key lately (or maybe I’ve just been ignoring her), so I wasn’t too exhausted off to bat to see her pop up on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to perform ‘Artpop’. It’s a terrible song and an absolute racket, but this version is actually pretty inoffensive.

I like the start on the piano – Gaga can actually sing and sing well when she’s not lost in her own moronic ego. You sorta have to ignore the lyrics to this song, which are a bit daft and ~anti-establishment~ and up herself (as usual), but seriously, I’ve seen worse. Good to see she’s adopted the Donatella Versace wig as part of her act now. She also has zero rhythm and should never dance, but uh, besides that, right on!

Side note: has she got even MORE plastic surgery in the past few months, or is this just a weird makeup job? She doesn’t look ANYTHING like herself!

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LOL of the Day: Lady GaGa Got Bitten by a Slow Loris

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Lady GaGa has been filming the video for “G.U.Y. (Girl Under You)”, and she hoped to have an exotic theme for the shoot, complete with fancy animals… that apparently bite her. That’s right, everyone’s favourite “artist” got bitten by a slow loris and just the visual of that is the most majestic thing I think I have ever offered you on this site.

From The New York Post:

“The slow loris is the cutest creature on the planet, and Lady Gaga wanted to use it in one scene, but it nipped her,” a source told me. “They put it back in its box and took it away in disgrace.”

The pop star wasn’t hurt. “She just laughed about it,” the source added. “She was a good sport.”

Aw, well that’s nice. The exotic animal person apparently also brought a baby kangaroo and an exotic goat to the set, but none of the were used. Apparently GaGa wanted to use the goat, but was told no by the California State Parks Department. I don’t really get it – how in the hell does the Parks Dept. guy get to tell her what animal she can use, and if she wasn’t allowed to use any, why was a handler even bringing any out to this shoot? Am I taking crazy pills?

So, since exotic animals of one sort were out, she decided to employ another: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That’s right, Kim and Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Yolanda Foster and Carlton Gebbia all get to be in this video. God help us all.

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People Still Want to See Lady GaGa, Apparently

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Lady GaGa is getting ready to go out in support of her ARTPOP album and is bringing her ‘artRave: The ARTPOP Ball Tour’ to the UK this fall. Tickets went on sale the other day, and while you’d think the basic flop of the album itself would mean no one would be in too much of a hurry to get tickets, that’s not the case at all – the entire UK tour sold out in under five minutes!

I can’t imagine what this tour is going to be like, but if the iTunes Festival performance last September is anything to go by, the audience is in for a hot ass mess.

Would you pay to go see GaGa or have you seen any of her other tours?