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Best And Worst And WTF Of 2013 MTV VMA Fashion


Lady Gaga is my goddamn queen right now. Look at her, showing up all normal (for her) and stuff! This is exactly what she needed to wear to the 2013 MTV VMA’s. I’m getting Angelina Jolie 2000 Oscars flashbacks. And a little Vampira:

vampira plan 9 outer space

She looks so pretty. So sane. Please let me like you again, Gaga. Please. (Note: this was written before her performance. Who knows how I’ll feel after I see that.)

See the best, worst, and WTF of the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards fashion below! And there were so many WTFs. I couldn’t choose just one worst or WTF. I don’t think you can blame me either.

lady gaga busta rhymes

Here’s Lady Gaga again, with Busta Rhymes. Remember Busta Rhymes?! Gaga’s looking so Rose McGowan here (pre facial surgery.) Oh and Busta’s outfit is just awful, he looks like he stepped out of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.


Ariana Grande

I’m sorry, did we wander into a child’s pageant?? How old is this person (Ariana Grande)? TWENTY. TWENTY-YEARS-OLD. WTF is this??


Rita Ora VMAs

Rita Ora in, “Too much.”


erin wasson VMAs

Model Erin Wasson. Ummmm…what. No. This is so dated and yeah, your bod is hot, but this is outfit isn’t.


Coco Rocha MTV VMAs

The Bowie runs strong in Coco Rocha. I like this. I think it’s okay to go casual at these kinds of events.


richard simmons vmas

Richard Simmons, everybody! Dude got skinny. No idea what he’s doing here.



Drake, putting in zero effort whatsoever. Hate it.


miley cyrus mtv vmas

Here’s Miley in OH GOD NO. It’s like she put together some monstrosity from Gwen Stefani and Cyndi Lauper‘s castaways. This is so bad, I can’t even.


ellie goulding vmas

Ellie Goulding in a dress with actual spikes on it. I love it, but man, she’s pressing her hand right on her hip, that’s gotta hurt. Even if she has her arms down at her sides, that’s gotta hurt too. And how is she going to sit down? Designers, I’m concerned.

ellie goulding spikes vmas

Yikes! Also, I would love this even more if it wasn’t a turtleneck.


willow and jaden smith vmas

Willow and Jaden Smith. I absolutely hate these children. They look stupid. The end.


ciara vmas

Ciara in “girl you stole this from Bob Mackie’s Cher collection, come on now.” She looks hot though.


selena gomez vmas

Selena Gomez. Wow. Stunning. Still think she dresses a little too “old” for herself. It’s that baby face.



Katy Perry, noooooo. What are you doing? What is this? I get it, your single is titled “Roar” so you’re wearing leopard or cheetah print…but…no. You usually nail it, too! Well, I guess it’s not too terri–OH GOD




Okay, wait, I take it back, I do not hate Will Smith‘s children anymore, because this:

will smith family miley cyrus vmas

was their reaction to this:

robin miley gif mtv vmas

(Nice Beetlejuice suit, Robin.)

robin thicke vmas


BEST: Lady Gaga, followed by Ellie Goulding

WORST: Erin Wasson tied with Miley Cyrus as Robin Thicke creeps up behind them.

WTF: Katy Perry and her grill and Ariana Grande who just freaks me out.

5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • That actually was the smiths family reaction to lady gaga and her outfit change you can see it in the bottom right hand corner of the screen what they are looking at. Though thats my personL rection to whatever the fuck miley was doing. Otherwise I agree with your fashion critique!

    Also did anyone notice like no real celebrities were at the vmas? Every audience shot was Taylor swift and Selena or one direction basically who were all in the front row. It’s like no musicians cared enough to show up or they did and didn’t dress like they cared like drake.

  • I think salena looks gorgeous. She has a rocking body and that baby face will benefit her when she is 40!! She was my fave last night anyways