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Kim and Kanye’s wedding photos are here… and they’re kinda cute!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot last weekend in a rather lavish multi-day ceremony, and we’ve been promised wedding pics since. Well, they’re here now… and they’re actually pretty adorable! I hate to say it, but it’s true.

Maybe I’m having a nice day or something, but these two might actually make it! After all, they can afford a house big enough to contain both of their egos, and they both love themselves as much as they love each other, so maybe it truly is a match made in heaven. Either way, at least they got some cute pictures out of it.

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Lana Del Rey had fun at Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Lana Del Rey performed three songs at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding. Well, not exactly their wedding – actually the pre-wedding dinner, but who’s counting? She did a nice rendition of ‘Young and Beautiful’ (of course), kicked it up a notch with a little ‘Summertime Sadness’ (not that amazing radio remix that’s always on, unfortunately) and did another song no one seems sure about. And she got to meet the Kardashians/Jenners! Now that’s what I call a good time – and an invite you just don’t turn down.

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Rob Kardashian left Kimye wedding over family pictures

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Well, you guys called this one in the comments section – Rob Kardashian disappeared from Kim & Kanye‘s European wedding extravaganza this weekend before the ceremony even started, and no one really knew why… except we kinda did. Rob’s fat and he hates being fat (and the rest of his family hates him being fat) and that led to a lot of tension over family photos. So much tension, it seems, that Rob actually hightailed it out of there so as to avoid having to pose for any pictures.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the Kardashian clan tell TMZ … Rob has become so insecure and depressed about his appearance … he refused to be in the family wedding pics, despite his family’s encouragement.

We’re told the Kardashians were heartbroken and tried to support Rob, saying he doesn’t look bad … but he still wasn’t down to pose

Things got heated because the more they insisted, the more Rob dug in his heels … and eventually he made the call to fly home alone.

I must say – I doubt Kris or anyone else in that family gave him any “encouragement” (other than encouraging him to go to fat camp and lose weight), but whatever. It’s such a shame for him, man. Dude needs some help – not just in the gym, but with a therapist who can help him mentally/emotionally, as well.

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First Kardashian Wedding Portrait

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Hey, did you guys hear that Kim Kardashian married Kanye West yesterday? Ha ha ha. We have now what might be the first wedding portrait (above) released of the couple. It’s from a photo booth, leaked by designer Olivier Rousteing, who designed Kim‘s reception dress.

Kanye looks so happy, I don’t think I’ve EVER seen him that happy. Kim looks like…well, to be honest, her face seems a little…frozen? Maybe one too many fillers to the face before the big day?

But the important thing is that they’re both very happy and in love and Jay Z and Beyoncé didn’t make it to their wedding, haha.

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Well, It’s Done: Kim And Kanye Are Married

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially married, you guys. They took their French celebrations to Fort di Belvedere in Florence, Italy, where they tied the knot in a ceremony. This is Kim’s 3rd marriage, and Kanye’s 1st.

My favorite part was what an “onlooker” told People about Kanye’s demeanor:

It was funny how nervous he was. He clearly knew the gravity of what he was about to do. This morning he was all smiles, but as it got closer, you could see that the nerves were kicking in. It’s common for most grooms. I’ve seen it all before.

OH THE GRAVITY OF IT ALL!

Apparently Kim walked down the aisle with Bruce Jenner to Andrea Bocelli singing “Con te Partiró (With You I Live)”. Please enjoy:

 

Look out for wedding pics. Those gotta be coming soon.

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Kim Kardashian knows nothing about her own wedding

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Kim Kardashian may be whining about the Paris weather throwing off her spectacular wedding plans, but turns out, it’s just because she has nothing else to talk about since she knows nothing about the ceremony itself. According to TMZ, Kanye has purposely kept her out of most of the details so that he can plan the “surprise of the century”. Oh, brother.

Sources close to Kim tell TMZ … Kanye has cut his bride-to-be out of the wedding planning entirely  … with the goal of unleashing the surprise of the century.  He’s planning almost everything.

BUT WE KNOW SOME STUFF:

– Kim and Kanye will exchange “I do’s” at Versailles
–   Part of the post-wedding celebration will take place at a 16th century fort in Florence
–   The guests have NOT been told specifics about Florence, including where they’re staying Saturday night.
–  The guests don’t even know how they’re getting from Paris to Florence … assuming private jet.
–  There is a big second event in Florence, which Kanye is keeping top secret.

Finally, Kanye is trying to keep Kim off her phone and away from the Internet … good luck with that.

Yeah, clearly he’s failed with the last bit there – all she’s been doing is posting Instagram photos of “[her] girls” walking around Paris/visiting the Eiffel Tower, and doing whatever it is she does. This whole thing is so beyond a joke – it’s not exciting, it’s not wondrous, and I don’t think anyone at all is impressed. Frankly, it’s just exasperating and I think most people just want it to be over already – the public so we can stop hearing about it, and the paparazzi so they can cash in on the photos and move on to the next job.

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Will the rain (please) ruin Kim Kardashian’s wedding?

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We had some gorgeous weather over here in the UK this past week, but now it’s going rainy and cooler all across Europe… just in time for Kim Kardashian‘s multi-million dollar wedding (#2) to Kanye West on Saturday. In fact, it’s going to rain alllll weekend long in Paris and the surrounding area, so she’s pretty much got zero chance of a dry day – a detail that’s threatening to ruin her big day, apparently.

From US Weekly:

The bride, 33, doesn’t seem to be enjoying her pre-wedding festivities with her family, and it’s all due to the gloomy weather in the City of Light. The Kardashian-Jenner clan had a family dinner at the Hotel Costes on Wednesday, May 21 later visiting the Eiffel Tower and the nearby carousel in the rain.

During the dinner, Kim declared, “I hope the rain doesn’t ruin my wedding.”

An onlooker tells Us Weekly,”She made it clear that this bad weather is really getting to her. She’s clearly spending millions getting married in Europe, and if it all turns into a wash-out she will be really unhappy.”

Look, I’m not saying it doesn’t suck if it rains on your wedding day, but like… get over it. You’re spending millions and millions of dollars on a lavish ceremony and weekend long extravaganza, you’ll be surrounded by family and friends, you’re (in theory) marrying the person you want to spend the rest of your life with… chill out. So what if it rains? Is it inconvenient? Sure. Do you wish it was sunny? Obviously. But if it’s not, you put things in perspective and you turn it into a day to remember, anyway.

I don’t really get people who are so put out by the most minor things that bitching won’t change, anyway. And yeah, if she wanted the guarantee of sun, she should’ve just stayed her stupid ass in Los Angeles where it most likely would have been sunny. UGH. Just get married already so you can get divorced and shut up forever.

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