0Ellen And Portia Take Their Turn Spoofing Kim And Kanye’s Video

Ellen DeGeneres is bringing the gold lately. First she gave us “Mad Men Without Cigarettes“. Now she and wife Portia de Rossi are participating in what I hope will be a time-honored tradition: making fun of Kim and Kanye’s “Bound2″ music video. Seth Rogen and James Franco already did it, so now it’s Ellen and Portia’s turn. They spoofed the video for their Christmas card (above). Nice work, ladies! Sure beats the Kardashian Christmas card (of which Ellen joked, “It is real, I’ve been staring at it all day and I have still not found Waldo.”)

Let’s hope Kanye has a sense of humor about it and doesn’t make Ellen his new Jimmy Kimmel.

December 8, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0Here Are Barbara Walters’ Most Annoying People

Barbara Walters comes out with a most annoying most fascinating people list every year. Wanna see who made the cut for 2013?

Well the #1 won’t be revealed until the show airs. Want to place bets? For now we know these people will be included, according to the LA Times:

• Kim Kardashian.
• Kanye West.
• Jennifer Lawrence.
• Miley Cyrus.
• Robin Roberts (Good Morning America).
• The cast of Duck Dynasty.
• Edward Snowden.
• The Royal Baby.

DISS.CUSS.

December 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

6Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Marilyn Monroe

I long ago ran out of words for both of these idiots, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West continue to prove what major morons they are on a daily basis. Kanye’s most recent foray into absolute fuckery was his claim that Kim is exactly like Marilyn Monroe because they’re both controversial. Uh… say what?

From his interview on Power 105′s The Breakfast Club:

“I have a love-hate relationship with the paparazzi, but actually I love them because they are empowering us.

“They are empowering us over Vanity Fair that want to say that Kate Upton is Marilyn Monroe. Kate Upton ain’t Marilyn Monroe, Kim is Marilyn Monroe. You know that. She was controversial; she’s controversial.

“This is the reality. I’m living inside of a dream world.”

LMAO, oooookay. I want some of what this motherfucker’s smoking, because that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I mean, Kate Upton’s not Marilyn Monroe, either, but I also have never heard anyone say that, so who knows where he got that from.

December 1, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

4Nick Cannon Thinks Kanye West Shouldn’t Brag So Much

This story makes me LOL because once again, Nick Cannon is running his mouth about people who are actually in the news in order to get himself in there with them. His most recent thoughts are about Kanye West and how if he was really a genius or modern day Shakespeare, he wouldn’t have to brag about it. To which the world says: duh. We don’t need Nick Cannon’s commentary on world issues, to be honest.

Of course, he also wrote a more questionable tweet that he deleted, which read: “@KanyeWest Real geniuses don’t have to tell everyone that they are a genius.”

Shots fired! Watch out, Nick – Kanye will be on your ass like he was Sway’s.

November 30, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

0Kanye West Lost His Mind Again, Claims He’s William Shakespeare

I really want to like Kanye West. I want to believe that what he’s saying makes sense, that he’s a powerful symbol for the black community and an inspiration for others that the struggle is worth it. Perhaps he is – to be honest, it’s not my place to say either way – but what I will say is that it’s a shame that so much of his message, or what I think he means his message to be, get lost in his megalomaniacal rantings and delusions of grandeur. It seems like not a day goes by that we’re not talking about some bullshit he’s doing, and today is no exception.

First of all, he had an interview with Sway on his Shade 45 morning show that turned into an utter disaster. A hilarious disaster, but a disaster nonetheless. Please let’s all keep in mind that Kanye and Sway have been friends since wayyyyy back in the day, like when Kanye was only Jay-Z’s producer and nobody at all to speak of. The way Kanye lost his mind when Sway asked a legitimate question is… beyond. The two were talking about fashion lines and it all went downhill from there.

Oh, dear. You can listen to the whole thing here and it’s well worth a listen – he screams “I am Shakespeare!” and continues to declare his own genius and rants about… I don’t even know anymore.

However, there’s an up side to this. Kanye rolled into Hot 97 and got called out by Charlemagne, one of the hosts there. Basically, Charlemagne called him narcissistic and egotistical to his face and the results are AMAZING. Part one is below (with links to the other parts within it). Oh, Kanye. What are we gonna do with you?

November 27, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

2Kim Kardashian Laughs At Herself Over Bound Video

Kim Kardashian is laughing at herself — who knew this was possible? She thought James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s Bound2 video parody was funny. Now let’s see if Kanye laughs along. If he does, the world will explode. The original video, featuring a topless Kim K bouncing on Kanye’s lap as he’s riding a motorcycle was so bad, it begged for parody, and Mr. Franco and Mr. Rogen delivered like Dominos.

She tweeted,

You nailed it!!! Sooo funny! RT @Sethrogen: #Bound3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3TTiHRrEBE ….  Enjoy!!!!!!

With a link to the video.

Smart move on her part. Very smart.

Which video do you prefer?

November 27, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives