5Will the rain (please) ruin Kim Kardashian’s wedding?

We had some gorgeous weather over here in the UK this past week, but now it’s going rainy and cooler all across Europe… just in time for Kim Kardashian‘s multi-million dollar wedding (#2) to Kanye West on Saturday. In fact, it’s going to rain alllll weekend long in Paris and the surrounding area, so she’s pretty much got zero chance of a dry day – a detail that’s threatening to ruin her big day, apparently.

From US Weekly:

The bride, 33, doesn’t seem to be enjoying her pre-wedding festivities with her family, and it’s all due to the gloomy weather in the City of Light. The Kardashian-Jenner clan had a family dinner at the Hotel Costes on Wednesday, May 21 later visiting the Eiffel Tower and the nearby carousel in the rain.

During the dinner, Kim declared, “I hope the rain doesn’t ruin my wedding.”

An onlooker tells Us Weekly,”She made it clear that this bad weather is really getting to her. She’s clearly spending millions getting married in Europe, and if it all turns into a wash-out she will be really unhappy.”

Look, I’m not saying it doesn’t suck if it rains on your wedding day, but like… get over it. You’re spending millions and millions of dollars on a lavish ceremony and weekend long extravaganza, you’ll be surrounded by family and friends, you’re (in theory) marrying the person you want to spend the rest of your life with… chill out. So what if it rains? Is it inconvenient? Sure. Do you wish it was sunny? Obviously. But if it’s not, you put things in perspective and you turn it into a day to remember, anyway.

I don’t really get people who are so put out by the most minor things that bitching won’t change, anyway. And yeah, if she wanted the guarantee of sun, she should’ve just stayed her stupid ass in Los Angeles where it most likely would have been sunny. UGH. Just get married already so you can get divorced and shut up forever.

May 22, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer

6Kanye West humiliated a fan for having “fake” shoes

Can we all just agree with one another here that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are just the worst? The pomp and circumstance surrounding every move these two make is ridiculous, especially now that they’re having some week-long wedding extravaganza in France. They’ve been parading their wealth and fame around to anyone who might cast eyes on them, but then doing obnoxious shit like trying to hide from cameras by wearing bandanas on their faces.

However, even that pales in comparison to the absolute bullshit that comes out of Kanye’s mouth sometimes. If you remember, he released some Nike Air Yeezy sneakers called “Red Octobers” which sold out in minutes when they were released earlier this year. Apparently, when confronted by a load of fans wanting autographs in Paris, one asked Kanye to sign his sneakers, which Kanye did… but not before telling him in front of everyone that his shoes were fake:

This is obnoxious for a number of reasons a) it’s rude as hell, especially in front of a crowd of people – why try to humiliate your fan? b) you haven’t got a real pair to give him, so why make him feel bad? c) shut the fuck up, Kanye.

May 21, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

0Kim and Kanye’s wedding guests are getting a private tour of Versailles

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting ready to film their wedding for all the world to see, and plenty of rich and pointless people will be in attendance at the endless festivities at Versailles. And since the wedding location holds great historic value, Kim doesn’t want the day to ONLY be about her… so she and Kanye have arranged for guests to get a private tour.

“Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to let their guests discover the Château of Versailles during a private surprise tour on Friday, May 23, the eve of their wedding,” reads the statement by the couple and officials at the Louis XIV estate. “In making this choice, they are contributing to a better understanding and maintaining the exceptional heritage of the castle of Versailles, which is classed a World Heritage site UNESCO.”

Well, isn’t that sweet? You see, there’s education in all this opulence, as well! I love, however, that their statement is set up to make themselves look good. “Aren’t we so generous for bestowing on you such a wondrous opportunity of attending our wedding AND getting to sight see?” Ugh.

I’m exhausted from this wedding already. Can it not just be over yet? Please?

May 20, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer

2Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris now!

In less than a week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will earn a cool $21 million by saying some supposedly sacred vows in front of family, friends and TV cameras as they become husband and wife. While we’ve heard reports that they’ll be tying the knot in Florence, apparently the festivities are actually happening at Versailles (which… I thought they were turned away from) and it’s all getting so close that paparazzi are probably starting to have wet dreams already over all the pics they’ll get.

In any case, for now, Kimye are enjoying the Parisian life by… eating a lot. They’ve been hitting up some fancy restaurants and walking the streets eating ice cream cones, as you do. How exciting!

May 19, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer

1Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married in Italy

Here we all were, so foolishly thinking that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be tying the knot in some lavish Paris wedding later this month. Turns out, we got it wrong. In fact, they’re only having dinner there before jetting off to Florence, Italy, where the actual festivities will be taking place. Of course!

From Entertainment Tonight:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will marry in Florence, Italy on May 24th, a source close to the couple confirms to ET.

Despite multiple reports that the power couple is marrying in Paris, France, ET has learned that the two are actually having a dinner in Paris before the wedding, but will actually fly their guests to Italy on private planes for the ceremony.

I mean, I know these two have more money than they do common sense, but seriously? It’s just ridiculous. Even if I was filthy rich and had an unlimited amount of cash at my disposal, I sure as shit wouldn’t be spending hundreds of thousands/millions on a wedding. It’s ONE DAY, people! Think of what else you could do with that money as a couple! You could buy a house, take a massive trip around the world with just the two of you, buy a new car or five, etc. It just doesn’t make sense to me… especially for a marriage that will be over in less than two years, I’m sure.

May 16, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

4What the hell did Kanye West get Kim Kardashian for Mother’s Day?

Yesterday was Mother’s Day in the US, and since Kanye West is apparently the “best fiancé ever” (Kim Kardashian‘s words, not mine), he got her… a wall of roses. Yeah, I don’t get it, either.

It’s nice and all – flowers are pretty. But is this something I’m just not getting because I’m not filthy rich with more money than sense? What the hell is the purpose of a rose wall? Just to sit there and look nice? At least if you have a vase of roses or something, you can display them in your house and spread them around. What the hell can you do with this piece of shit?

Also, side note: Kanye isn’t too clever, is he? Don’t forget, he already got her 1,000 roses for Valentine’s Day. Change up your repertoire, my man.

May 12, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer