14Courtney Stodden’s New ‘Reality’ Stills Are the Hotness

Oh guys. I just don’t even know about this day. I kind of give up already, if that’s just alright with you. See, I had to put my dog of twenty-one years (you know who he is) down today, and while Courtney Stodden normally cheers me up in any situation, I just don’t even feel like it this evening. I thought three bowls of Rice Krispies and a cupcake and skipping Zumba tonight might brighten my spirits a bit, but that’s not working, either.

So you know what I’m going to do? I’m just going to leave these photos right here for you, because honestly, regardless of my personal situation, these photos need to be seen. It’s good to know that though things change and change and change, some things—like celebrity gossip duty and valor—don’t budge a bit. Enjoy.

January 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

12Courtney Stodden Belongs on the Red Carpet All the Time

These photos are from the Markus + Indrani Icons book launch party which was held in Beverly Hills over the last few days. It was hosted by Carmen Electra, and proceeds to go to the Trevor Project, which is a foundation that helps prevent suicide among those in the LGBT community. Great cause, for sure, and Lady Gaga, naturally, just signed on as a sponsor of some sort, too, so there’s that.

What I want to talk about today, though, is not Lady Gaga and her business decisions—no, I want to talk about Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden and how they showed up to this thing under the misconception that it was a Halloween party, to which they decided to go as an 80′s pimp and his coked-out ho.

Isn’t this just the best thing all day long?

January 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm by Sarah

2Behind the Scenes of Courtney Stodden’s “Reality” Music Video

Can I say, first, how very disappointed I am that Courtney‘s doing a music video for “Reality”, and not a brand-new, super amped version of “Don’t Put It on Me, Girl”? Because oh oh oh, how beautiful would it be if we had a wonderful, up to date video to jam along with this, my very favorite Courtney Stodden song:

But alas, she’s not, so let’s just collectively hope that the video for “Reality” is a complete success so maybe she’ll continue creating beautiful things for the rest of her touching, thought-provoking musical projects. Cross your fingers right now, OK?

Video courtesy of Celebuzz

January 7, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah

2It Just Can’t Be Christmas Without Half-Nude Courtney Stodden

… And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn’t deliver them to you in a neat little, child-sized package of gleeful Christmas cheer? Well, a Grinch who isn’t attracted to practical children with rode-hard faces, and who look like tall, skinny eight-year-olds who should probably eat more spaghetti and meatballs when their mama cooks it for them, because holy f-cking pre-pubescent emaciation.

These are photos of Courtney Stodden in almost all of her nude glory, and if you don’t see that Courtney Stodden rilly is a rill child, then I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe your name is Doug Hutchison, and maybe you’re OK with that. I, however, cannot fathom the idea that this girl was allowed to marry at sixteen years old, but yes, I can believe that Courtney Stodden’s boobs are totally rill.

Images courtesy of The Superficial

December 26, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah

12Courtney Stodden Is “A Victim of Her Own Beauty”

This is such a treat. Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, gave an interview, and it is just something so special. I mean, I think we’re all familiar with how special an encounter with Courtney’s mom can be, but this one is almost too special.

Ok. Krista talked to the Huffington Post, and here are some things that she had to say:

On Courtney’s beauty: “Courtney is the new Anna Nicole Smith, without the drugs. Everyone wants to be like Marilyn Monroe, but with Courtney the beauty comes from within — like Pam Anderson and Farrah Fawcett.”

On Courtney’s fame: “It won’t be 15 minutes of fame because it’s an evergreen story. Courtney is so intriguing; she’s almost an addiction for people. Her light shines. When she walks into an event, it’s incredible, as her mom and manager, to watch the reaction from people. There are so many horrible things we read, but when people meet her in person is so rewarding.”

On discrimination: “She’s a victim of her own beauty. We need to understand all kinds of discrimination. It’s very sad.”

Oh yes, so very sad. I simply cannot begin to fathom how difficult it is for Courtney to be a young, wealthy, conventionally attractive, straight white woman. How does she even survive?

As a bonus, Courtney gave her mom a statement of her own to relay during the interview:

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Women can be sexy and beautiful; I know it makes a lot of women mad.”

I’ve never understood the idea that just because someone has something that isn’t glowingly positive to say about someone else, it automatically means that they’re jealous. A lot of times it does, but sometimes it just means that Courtney Stodden and her mom are just delusional airheads.

December 22, 2012 at 10:00 am by Emily

6Wait, Does Courtney Stodden Look Lovely in These Photos?

No, the answer is absolutely ‘no’, because Courtney Stodden and Lucite shoes and minidresses and the word ‘lovely’ can never, ever really gel, but there’s always that off-chance that Courtney will show up wearing pants and a pair of flats one day. It could happen, and I’ve got a special post already written up to commemorate the day it actually happens.

The pictures above, though? Well, Courtney here is producing a music video for her single ‘Reality’, and she decided that the best way to audition male dancers for the video would be to have them parade around half-nude and gyrating.in front of her and her husband, Doug Hutchison.

Here’s ‘Reality’, in case you never heard it:

And incidentally, yeah, it’s obviously super wonderful, but not nearly—NEVER nearly—as wonderful as this:

December 12, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah