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Charlie Sheen

Another Goddess for Charlie Sheen?

And you know, seriously, this woman beats the hell out of all of Charlie’s other ‘goddesses.’ She’s got more class, more fashion sense, and apparently more taste, as she wouldn’t open her lips to the nicotine-laden tongue that still hasn’t yet rotted out of Charlie’s mouth. An elderly woman was brought up...

Miley Cyrus is Back on Twitter, Is One of Those A-Holes Who Still Thinks Charlie Sheen is Cool

Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of reclaiming her old @mileycyrus handle, she’s taken over the account that was being managed to promote her next tour. She says that the decision to do so was for...