Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Remember When Jason Alexander Was A Serious Actor?

A photo of Jason Alexander I'm not saying that Jason Alexander was ever in the running for an Oscar or anything - though he was nominated for a number of Emmys and Golden Globes, and he did win a few Screen Actors Guild awards - but he did good stuff. There was Seinfeld, of course, which he was amazing on. He hit Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, too. He's been in a number of movies and television shows since then, but here recently, his career has been slowing down a bit. I mean, in the past couple of years he's done ads...

Taylor Swift Loves Her Kennedy with All Her Heart

A photo of Taylor Swift Just look at those two kids up there, holding hands and frolicking merrily along the beach! Have you ever seen a couple look more content? More in love? More goofy? Once you get over the sheer romance of this photo, you can start to see a few other noteworthy things. For instance, Taylor is in another darling swimsuit, while Conor looks like he's wearing boxers underneath his trunks (is that a thing?). Taylor is staring straight at the camera, exuding that familiar sense of desperation, while Conor is l...

We Need to Talk About Honey Boo Boo Child Right This Instant

A photo of Honey Boo Boo Child Have you guys been watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC? Oh god, I hope so. If not, here's a real quick rundown: Honey Boo Boo is the nickname of a little girl from Georgia named Alana, and she was on Toddlers and Tiaras with her mom, June, and they were truly a sight to behold. They got a lot of press because of Honey Boo Boo's "go go juice," a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew that her mom gives her sometimes to perk her up for pageants. And with every interview, they captured the ...

Katie Holmes Is So Sorry About That Whole Divorce Thing

A photo of Katie Holmes Well, not the divorce itself, of course. No, I'm sure she's still having regular dance parties in her new apartment to celebrate her emancipation from crazy ol' Tom Cruise. What I mean is that she's so sorry about that wonderful element of surprise she had in her divorce filing. Because, once again, Tom Cruise is fishing for some sympathy. From In Touch via Celebitchy: Giving her powerful husband fair warning that she was leaving him would probably have hobbled Katie Holmes’ attempt to make a quick, clean break. But while Katie...

LOL, Someone Called Doug Hutchison A Child Molester

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden All right, the fact that someone called Doug Hutchison a child molester isn't all that astonishing or LOL worthy, considering that I'm pretty sure at least one of you guys do that every time we talk about this dude. But here's where it gets good: someone called Doug Hutchison a child molester to his face. If you'll remember, Doug and his shooting star of a wife, Courtney Stodden, recently did a show called Couples Therapy, another VH1 masterpiece. While they were filming, Doug introduced h...

Guess the Celebrity: Just Guess

[Images removed on request] Who's that girl with the flowing red locks, the back covered in freckles, and the floppy side boob? Come on, you guys know this one. There's only one girl who this could possibly be. Well, there are now two girls who this could possibly be, but I'm sure the other one is busy getting wasted enough to take a leisurely drive around town. So who is this lovely lady? Read More />[Images removed on request] Who's that girl with the flowing red locks, the back covered in freckles, and the floppy side boob? Come on, you guys know this one. There's only one girl who this could possibly be. Well, there are now two girls who this could possibly be, but I'm sure the other one is busy getting wasted enough to take a leisurely drive around town. So who is this lovely lady? Read More...

Shia LaBeouf Is Just Doing Porn Now

A photo of Shia LaBeouf Question: is there a difference between doing a straight up porno, something with a ridiculous title like Moulin Splooge or H.R. Muff N' Stuff or My Brown Eye, Not the Winker, The Stinker with established porn stars and the whole deal, and doing a more "legitimate" movie with a well-known director where Hollywood actors actually have sex on film? I'm just wondering, because Shia LaBeouf is doing one of those things, and it sounds a little shady to me. See, Shia is doing a filmed called Nymp...

Can Everyone Just Stop Talking Smack About Tia Mowry’s Baby?

A photo of Tia Mowry and her son Tia Mowry had a baby. And since people can be dicks, people are criticizing the baby's looks. Here's an example of a comment found somewhere on the internet: “You know I’m right, that baby is ugly. That’s why you’re all hyped up about it. Say what you want and don’t act like ugly babies don’t exist. It is what it is. Don’t be at mad me. And just b/c I said the baby was ugly, it doesn’t mean he’ll always be that way. Who knows, maybe the kid will eventually grow into his head.â€...

It’s Time for A Sexy Party!

This is the greatest gift I can ever hope to give you. Well, this weekend, anyway. Probably. But let's not think about the future. Let's just focus on the here and now. The here and now that is being flooded with the hottest new dance hit to grace the whole entire universe! Yes, we finally have a clip - just a clip, mind you, not the whole song - of Octomom's first, and surely not the last, musical adventure. "Sexy Party," the upcoming Grammy winning song formerly known as "Get on The Dance Floor," is a perfect example of the kind of talent that Nadya Suleman has just flowing through her veins. This is Octomom's world, you guys, and we're just partying in it. And just in case that wasn't enough magic for you, here's another marvelous song, another one from Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and the next Celine Dion: And today, the future of music just got a whole lot brighter. />Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Octomom -- Listen to 'Sexy Party' ... at Your Own Risk - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe This is the greatest gift I can ever hope to give you. Well, this weekend, anyway. Probably. But let's not think about the future. Let's just focus on the here and now. The here and now that is being flooded with the hottest new dance hit to grace the whole entire universe! Yes, we finally have a clip - just a clip, min...

Jennifer Lawrence Is So Catty!

A photo of Jennifer Lawrence From Radar: There’s no love lost between Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart, as the Hunger Games actress aims a dig at her troubled rival, telling pals she would never cheat with a married man, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The 22-year-old Oscar nominated starlet, who is soon to reprise her role as the fearless Katniss Everdeen in the smash hit sci-fi film, is often hit on by older, married movie directors. However, unlike some, she claims that she definitely wonâ€...

Kristen Stewart Will Show Her Face in September

A photo of Kristen Stewart And not a moment before, so you vultures keep your claws to yourself for the rest of the month, you hear? But hey, you know how Kristen Stewart has kept to herself for the past month or so? Well, there was that one time that she was photographed looking like a sad mess right after the news of that whole cheating scandal broke, but besides that, she's apparently just been hanging out somewhere eating her feelings. She's even been skipping out on her promotional duties for that On the Roa...