Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here’s Kim Kardashian “Channeling Diana Ross”

A photo of Kim Kardashian I just ... I can't even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can't. Here's another picture: It doesn't even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn't bother me...

Robert Pattinson Was Not Impressed by The New Kristen Stewart Pictures

A photo of Kristen Stewart Yeah, remember Kristen Stewart's sad face, walkin' around town, carryin' flowers in her belly shirt? Robert Pattinson saw those pictures too. His reaction? Something along the lines of "ugh, this bitch?" From Radar: Robert Pattinson didn't care for ex Kristen Stewart's choice of attire when she was photographed for the first time since news broke of her torrid affair with married director Rupert Sanders, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Kristen, 22, was snapped in Los Angele...

Snooki Is Due in A Couple of Weeks, Just Wants to Be A Good Mom

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Did you guys know that Snooki could go into labor anytime now? She's due in early September, and as Sarah showed you guys a couple of days ago, she's got quite the tummy going on. Do you know what that means? It means that there's precious little time left in which Snookers can give hilarious interviews about being pregnant. We've really got to savor this while we can, all right? So let's get to it. From In Touch: With just three weeks left before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and fiancé Jionni LaValle welcome their son, Snooki talks to In Touch about her fears of being a fi...

True Love Dies Along with Katy Perry’s Relationship with John Mayer

A photo of John Mayer and Katy Perry I'm so sorry, everyone. I'm sorry that we all have to start the day off with this kind of thing hanging over our heads. We all know that true love is a fleeting thing, something that's so rare to catch and so hard to hold onto, so let's take a moment of silence for one such love that just couldn't last: the beautiful love that was so briefly but so strongly shared between Katy Perry and John Mayer. Take all the time you need to compose yourself before reading on, all right? And when you're ready, her...

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Isn’t Over Because of A “Medical Issue”

A photo of Britney Spears From TMZ: There's a reason Britney Spears' conservatorship has lasted 4 1/2 years with no end in sight -- it's because she has a serious medical issue that prevents her from making consistently sound decisions ... TMZ has learned. Documents were filed Tuesday in the conservatorship case, urgently asking the judge to seal certain records.  In the papers, lawyers for the conservators called the records "highly sensitive," adding "irreparable harm and immediate danger" would befall Britney...

How Eat, Pray, Love Changed Kristen Stewart’s Life

A photo of Kristen Stewart Oh my god, you guys, I'm sorry. I really am. I'm sympathizing with Kristen Stewart, and I think we should leave her alone to lie down in that shitty old bed she made, but this is my job, ok? And if you found that picture of her that I posted up there, could you honestly ignore it? Honestly? Anyway, sit back, relax, and listen to the inspiring tale of how a Julia Roberts movie changed Kristen's spiritual journey for the better: Kristen Stewart is still struggling to get her life back ...

Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Didn’t Love Rihanna’s Interview with Oprah

A photo of Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown Oh, but just to clarify, when I referred to Chris Brown's girlfriend in that headline up there, I wasn't referring to Rihanna. Even though Chris and Rihanna have been very strongly linked here recently, and even though there are tons of rumors that they are seeing each other again, when I say "Chris Brown's girlfriend," I'm talking about his other girlfriend. The official one, the one he keeps around for appearances or whatever. Karrueche. She caught Oprah's interview with Rihanna, and she was not impressed. From Hollywoo...

So They Finally Got Around to Casting Finnick in Catching Fire

A photo of Sam Claflin And it's this guy! His name is Sam Claflin, and you might recognize him from his role as the prince in Snow White and the Huntsman, or possibly from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, where he played a guy named Phillip. But whoever he was before, it doesn't matter now. Because now, he's going to be in the movie based on the second book of the Hunger Games trilogy. And there's no going back from this. We're going to talk about this casting now, but first, a real quick note abo...

Quotables: Celine Dion Loves Adele. But No, Really.

A photo of Celine Dion “I love literally everything about her. I love her extreme talent. I love her writing. Her songs come from the soul. She’s incredibly beautiful. I think it’s very refreshing to see, and don’t get me wrong when I say this, somebody who is not looking extremely anorexic. I know for a fact, as much as you do, that the music industry makes kids get sick. So we’re not going to go further on that, but you know what I mean. She is going to help us, she’s going to help the world. It’s going...

Robert Pattinson Won’t Speak to Kristen Stewart, Breaking Dawn Will Just Have to Deal

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart We already knew that Robert and Kristen (and Taylor!) weren't going to be doing the Twilight conventions this year as usual, but now we have some more news on the Breaking Dawn Part 2 front. Are you ready? Because it's kind of sad. It looks like Rob has absolutely no interest in speaking to Kristen. At all. She wants him back, but he's just like "whatever." But they have interviews and appearances and premieres and so much stuff to do in order to promote the second part of Breaking Dawn, the very last chapter in this entire saga. So now peo...

Prince Harry Is So Grounded

A photo of Prince Harry After those lovely photos of Prince Harry playing strip pool were leaked, it didn't take the guy long to get on a plane headed back home. And when he gets there, the queen herself is going to send him straight to his room without dinner. No cell phone, no computer, and no video games, either. Because Harry needs time to think about what he's done. He's been a very, very bad boy. From Us Weekly: Prince Harry is in hot water after TMZ posted naked photos of the single British royal, 27...

The Kennedys Don’t Love Taylor Swift So Much Anymore

A photo of Taylor Swift Taylor Swift has a problem, you guys. She has a Kennedy problem. I don't know if she's just super into the whole idea of American royalty or if she's never heard about that curse thing, but she's got a serious problem. That's the only reason I can think of why Taylor would do what she did. Well, ok, that made it sound a little more serious than it really is. Taylor Swift hasn't carved Conor's name into her arm or tied Conor down and branded her name on his chest, and she hasn't been poking...