6Farrah Abraham Is Pretending She Might Be Pregnant Now and James Deen’s Not Too Happy

If there’s one thing we should all know by now, it’s that you can’t stop a fame whore from whoring for more fame. You just can’t. After pretending to have a “leaked” sex tape that was actually a full on porno, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is now setting the scene by heading to a local drugstore and phoning up the paparazzi so they can “catch” her buying a pregnancy test. Is it total bullshit? Sure is. Is that stopping her? Nope. And her maybe baby’s father and champion porn star James Deen is not at all happy about it.

From Celebuzz:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about,” Deen told Celebuzz. “When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.

“This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking or lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool. It involves three people’s lives including the potential unborn child. It is not a subject to just throw around.”

And this time he’s not taking it lying down.

“I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them,” he added.

“I spoke to the clinic where we both got tested before our scene along with my personal medical doctor regarding the subject.  However, I am more concerned about the fact that Vivid told me she was on birth control.  Had I known she was not taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the scene.”

Deen basically went on to say that if she does end up pregnant, it must be immaculate conception because it’s not his kid. Also, he pretty much expected her to pull a stunt like this and was concerned about it even before shooting with her.

“When Vivid booked me for the scene I had two stipulations before I agreed – one, that she was tested in the exact same way as all the adult film stars and two, that she was on birth control,” Deen said.

He added that he was there when she was tested — and came out clean — and Vivid Entertainment told him she was on the pill.

But it was actually what Abraham said during their scene that got Deen thinking.

“When we first shot the scene within the first 30 seconds she said ‘I want you to cum inside me.’

“So I thought in my head this is the type of behavior that could happen — that she wanted to create a fake pregnancy scam.”

“And I was told she was on birth control, but she’s known for being a Teen Mom so I was a bit concerned.

This is why you don’t do porn with reality stars. Or, you know, at all, but I’m a “modern day feminist” (LOL), so I like to live and let live. We all know Farrah’s not pregnant and if she is, it’s not from boning James Deen. Someone had better call Jeremy Kyle and get that DNA tests poppin’.

May 15, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

5James Deen’s Dong Cannot Compete With Jon Hamm’s

Jon Hamm, as we all know by now, has a large dong. James Deen, porn star, does not, according to Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. lol like you’re the only one who’s seen James Deen naked and can make that assessment, but okay.

Farrah, probably all miffed that Mr. Deen openly admitted that their sex tape was actually porn and not a leaked sex tape, retaliated by telling TMZ that Mr. Deen, “had a small penis.”

James Deen responded,

What is her problem???? It is obviously medium sized :)

On the list of things I care about the size of my penis is number 783.

Ahhh, Deeny Boy, you should have stopped with the first statement. As soon as someone says they don’t care about something, they’re making it something they care about.

Anyway, whatever Farrah, you can go home now. No one wants you here.

Dong.

April 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Teen Mom Gets Screwed By James Deen In More Ways Than One

James Deen, beloved porn star turned actor turned porn star again, is known for playing it straight-up and not giving a sweet f-ck about his chosen career. So when Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (of the stupid MTV show) tried to pass off a video of her having sex with Mr. Deen as an “oopsie, this wasn’t supposed to be public” leaked sex tape, Mr. Deen was having none of her shenanigans.

From The Hollywood Gossip:

Deen tells TMZ he was contacted by an unidentified porn company to shoot a porno with Farrah Abraham over the weekend, and he did so.

He says the plan, initially, was to pass the porn off as a “sex tape,” but that was all a ruse that fell apart when he and Abraham were seen together.

James Deen and the MTV star were holding hands as they left Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands, and the Farrah Abraham sex tape jig was up.

He says: “I think what happened is that [the company was] going to pass it off as a ‘sex tape’ and somebody saw us coming out of a building together.”

“People asked me what’s going on … so I was just like ‘we’re making a porno!” Deen won’t say if the “company” was in fact Vivid, but it looks like it.

Despite Farrah’s bogus protests – calling the reports “shocking” (and saying she’s an amazing mother and daughter) – Deen says she was behind it.

“Everybody’s trying to make this a story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape,” James added, while reiterating that this is straight up porn.

The rumor is that Farrah was shopping an actual sex tape featuring her and an ex, but that she couldn’t get the proper releases signed and the deal failed.

Hahaha forever. Nice try, sweetie. Guess your music career didn’t work out quite the way you wanted it to. And I don’t EVER call people “sweetie”; that’s how much this annoys me.

HEY, BLIND GOSSIP, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS JOE JONAS SEX TAPE YOU PROMISED US? YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!

April 10, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

11‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham is Such a Good Mom

From Farrah Abraham’s blog:

SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.

But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I’ve seen madonna’s duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn’t remember if there was an age limit, a rule!

So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, and I started asking friends…. is this hair just going to fall out… is it just hormones at this age?, well the hair didn’t go away and others started saying it was here to stay.

So I told sophia (my daughter who is a late 3 years old) of the little issue on her brow, and I showed her how I waxed mine off, so I tryed to wax her, the second a dab hit the Uni, she touch it with the towel she had in her hand,

UHHH so now, wax was in the towel, and I yanked it back ASAP, but fuzz was not stuck to the wax stuck to her Uni, OMG moment, So now sophia was freaking out, so I had to act like it was a cool science project to get the wax off.

PLOT TO END THIS: Sophia feel a sleep, I got my tweezers and Pluck-pluck-pluck……soph was now saying ouch or anything and still was asleep, I got most of it off and then finally she woke up..I went to sleep .

The next morning I showed her and told her how well she did and she didn’t even know, She was more intrigued now to be ok with upkeeping her non-unibrow. I could tell she was proud.

Ah I feel like a good mom:) other moms tell me your ideas!

-Farrah

Wait. Wait. This chick’s a best-selling author? With a three-year-old who she cares for on the regular? Someone get me a harpoon. I’m going to off myself right now.

January 7, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

6Do You Want to Hear The Worst Song Ever?

Do you recognize that lady up there? That’s Farrah Abraham, she’s on Teen Mom. If you’re familiar with her, then you’ll really enjoy this, but if you’re not, you’ll still be able to appreciate it.

See, she just released the worst song in the history of music. And I know, in this world of Justin Bieber songs and Rebecca Black songs, how could this be the absolute worst? Just you wait.

The song is called “Finally Getting Up from Rock Bottom,” which I think just adds to its horribleness. But it’s part of an album that she’s releasing to go along with her memoirs, My Teenage Dream Ended, which is all about how she got pregnant when she was 16 and then her boyfriend died and then she got really into drinking and drugs and became suicidal. About this song in particular, she said “I’m happy again, and this is my song for finding happiness.” And yeah, I do feel like kind of a bitch for laughing so hard over this song, but I’m only human, ok?

And really, just listen to it:

You see what I mean? When Paris Hilton makes better music than you, I think you really just have to be real with yourself and choose a different field.

August 7, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily

1A Teen Mom Vs. The Kardashians and Demi Lovato: A Twitter Battle

Oh my god, you guys, I just love Twitter battles. There’s something just so exciting and futile about seeing a heated argument take place in this venue, and when celebrities are involved? Forget it, I love it, I’m always into it. That’s why when a Twitter battle began between Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom and Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Demi Lovato, I got so excited. So let’s check out how this went down, all right?

It all started when Farrah made a remark about the recent announcement of Kourtney’s second pregnancy:

Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD

Then Scott Disick retweeted with this gem:

Were not teenagers ya f*cking moron

Kourtney got involved by making a solid point:

Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted. :)

Khloe was confused, but she wanted in on the action so she asked Scott a question:

I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?

Scott, being such a gentleman, answered Khloe to the best of his ability:

I just thought she was some shit stain on twitter, no?

Demi Lovato took a moment to throw in her two cents:

The Kardashian sisters are some of the REALEST, GENUINE girls I know. People need to leave them alone. Anyone who’s running their mouth is just jealous. And by the way. They are SMART BUSINESS women too.. People don’t give them enough credit.

Then, later, Farrah wanted to offer up some clarification and keep the fight going:

4 all who misunderstood: regards to kourtney K.~ I hope she takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children-takecare

caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT

Tragically, no one cared anymore.

What a whirlwind, right? I barely even know what to make of this. Except that Demi Lovato is so classy that she can seem eloquent in a Twitter battle. Oh, and Farrah is still just the worst. Did I miss anything?

December 5, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily