Farrah Abraham is coming out with some thinly veiled erotic fiction about her experience in the porn industry, and while Vivid Entertainment – the company responsible for putting out both of her pornos – would like to stifle her creative energy, she’s fighting back.
You see, Farrah has just been through so many difficult things in life, and it was writing this book that really allowed her to feel a release (not that kind of release, perverts) and actually, the experience ended up being quite therapeutic!
“I think because of the experiences I went through, and I think some of them were unfair, and I guess judged incorrectly from the public when I was going through some things with my sex tape,” she told Us Weekly in a recent interview. “I think it was the catalyst for me to start writing therapeutically, and then I was thinking of fictional characters so I could kind of get out of my head and this came about.”
LOL, okay. First of all, Farrah Abraham never lifted a finger to write a single word and we all know it. Second of all, she hasn’t been through shit – she sought out porn because she was desperate for attention and money and this was an easy way to get them both.
I just don’t even have words for this idiot anymore.
April 11, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Farrah Abraham, everyone’s least favourite Teen Mom who just WON’T GO AWAY, used the porn industry to try desperately to get attention and money. She’s had minimal success with bearing her asshole on camera, and her next move is to “write” a book about all the secrets the sex tape industry holds.
Unfortunately, it’s not going so well so far. Turns out Vivid, the production company that funded both of her pornos, has put out a gag order on this whole thing as they don’t want their inside info going out to the public.
Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch has a lot to lose if Farrah blabs about how the porn company courts and signs celeb talent. Hirsch believes his trade secrets are worth millions … but only if they remain secret.
Farrah’s book — “Celebrity Sex Tape” — is loosely based on her experience in the porn biz which ended in “Back Door Teen Mom.”
We’re told Hirsch worries Farrah could blow the lid on the way her tape was made with porn star James Deen. It was marketed as a sex tape, but it’s pretty apparent it was Hirsch’s brainchild.
In Hirsch’s letter … he notes Farrah signed a confidentiality agreement and she can’t hide behind thinly-veiled fiction.
LOL to all of this. Who’s even going to buy her book to begin with? Literally, who’s the consumer we’re aiming for here? I can’t think of anything I’d like to read about less than how she decided to do anal for a paycheck, to be honest.
April 9, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
I don’t really have many words for Our Lady of “Leaked” Pornos, Farrah Abraham, and her new music video for a track called ‘Blowin’. It’s certainly doing that, but not in the way I think she hopes. WHAT IS GOING ON?
March 17, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!
February 14, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Farrah Abraham, Charlie Sheen’s arch nemesis and wanna-be porn star, makes a lot more money than you probably do so I’ll understand if you want to go ahead and pour yourself some bourbon and sit in a dark corner chain-smoking, because that’s kinda my reaction. TMZ got a hold of Abraham’s first royalty check for her James Deen “sex tape” with Vivid. After just 2 months she’s made a horrifying $119,576.39.
This is Farrah Abraham we’re talking about. She’s barely famous. If she’s making that much and continues at this rate, in less than a year she’ll have, after taxes, about 1 million. And this doesn’t include all of the other bullshit endorsements she does and may get in the future. This is video footage of her having sex.
I’m going to attribute most of it to James Deen, as he’s someone in porn people pay to see, but considering so few people actually pay for porn anymore, this is a lot of money for this almost no-name to make. I guess the twisted saving grace is that Playboy doesn’t want her, so her money train will stop at their door.
STOP. BOURBON TIME.