Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Farrah Abraham, Charlie Sheen’s arch nemesis and wanna-be porn star, makes a lot more money than you probably do so I’ll understand if you want to go ahead and pour yourself some bourbon and sit in a dark corner chain-smoking, because that’s kinda my reaction. TMZ got a hold of Abraham’s first royalty check for her James Deen “sex tape” with Vivid. After just 2 months she’s made a horrifying $119,576.39.
This is Farrah Abraham we’re talking about. She’s barely famous. If she’s making that much and continues at this rate, in less than a year she’ll have, after taxes, about 1 million. And this doesn’t include all of the other bullshit endorsements she does and may get in the future. This is video footage of her having sex.
I’m going to attribute most of it to James Deen, as he’s someone in porn people pay to see, but considering so few people actually pay for porn anymore, this is a lot of money for this almost no-name to make. I guess the twisted saving grace is that Playboy doesn’t want her, so her money train will stop at their door.
STOP. BOURBON TIME.
July 21, 2013 at 2:43 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Farrah Abraham may be a mother, drunk driving school graduate, current rehab patient and bonafide porn star, but not even Playboy will lower its standards enough to feature her in their esteemed publication. That’s right: she’s been rejected.
TMZ has learned, “Teen Mom” porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl’s fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass.
Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams.
But the mag said no way, ho-se.
That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.
July 17, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Farrah Abraham must have finally got some good advice from somewhere, because she’s started to realise that her behaviour is “out of control” and she’s checked into rehab for alcoholism. Well, sorta. She’s actually doing a 10-day outpatient The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, where she’ll get some “intensive counseling” and hopefully get her drinking problem in line so she can stop making shitty decisions and maybe – just maybe – start being a good mother to her daughter.
From Radar Online:
Describing it as a preemptive step to ensure that she continues on the right path, the 22-year-old told Radar: “At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life.”
“I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time,” she added.
Uh… like Back Door Teen Mom? Like plucking your toddler’s eyebrows to get rid of her unibrow? I mean, the list goes on and on here (obviously the DUI goes without saying), but whatever. Also, it should be noted that this rehab is a mandatory part of her DUI case sentencing and not something she’s done of her own free will. Sure to be a rip-roaring success.
July 2, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Farrah Abraham has proven herself to be a pretty useless human, sadly, so it’s quite rare that stories about her are about anything positive. This one is… sort of! You see, Farrah Abraham has pursued a higher education, of sorts, and she’s now a graduate… of a mandatory alcohol education class that was a condition of her probation in her DUI case. I mean, let’s not split hairs here – sure, she’d go to jail if she didn’t finish this class and she would never have had to go to the class if she hadn’t got behind the wheel while under the influence of alcohol, but so what. She’s a graduate! Time to celebrate and get WASTED!!! Oh…
As TMZ previously reported … the anusly-gifted porn star copped a plea deal with prosecutors earlier this month — pleading guilty to DUI. She got 6 months probation and was ordered to complete an alcohol education course.
The “Backdoor Teen Mom” took her punishment like a man. We’re told she was on her “best behavior” in booze school.
Farrah took the classes in Texas (where she lives), rather than Nebraska (where she was arrested) and even got a diploma! Well, really it’s just a certificate of completion.
June 26, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham were sending some flirty, cinge worthy texts about meeting up (but NOT for coffee). I was hoping that the texts were real, and it turns out that they are, because Mr. Sheen found out that Ms. Abraham leaked the texts to TMZ, and he is not okay with it. With the help of an 8th grader, he wrote a very scathing letter. From TMZ:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
After reading this, I think he’s just as bad as Farrah Abraham. It’s really disappointing this didn’t work out, because they really deserve each other. Let’s use this as a learning experience:
1. Do not share text messages with TMZ.
2. Do not make Charlie Sheen angry.
3. Do not be Farrah Abraham or Charlie Sheen.