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Farrah Abraham is working as a stripper in Texas

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Here’s a story that probably won’t surprise you in the least: Farrah Abraham is a stripper now… in Texas, of all places. That’s right, our single mom/porn star/erotica writer/walking insane asylum has a job at Palazio Gentleman’s Club in Austin, only – get this! – she says she’s only doing it for “research”. You know, like Jennifer Aniston did for ‘We’re the Millers’.

**Insert blank stare here**

From E! Online:

“She was hired a couple of weeks ago as a cocktail waitress but wanted to make more money dancing, so they moved her up to the stage,” the insider dished. “She was on all three stages, the main stage and two side stages.”

“I’m doing research,” [Abraham] explains to E! News exclusively. “A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.”

Whether stripping may not be Abraham’s new permanent gig, it sounds like she’s already been quite successful as a dancer. The gentlemen’s club source tells us guys were swarming the stage with money when Abraham was on stage. At one point, she laid down on her back and ripped her bra off.

“She was definitely not shy and looked like she knew what she was doing,” the insider said. “She was wearing a nude thong and bejeweled bra. She wasn’t awkward at all and was actually quite good.”

HAHAHA, is she serious? Does she honestly think anyone is dumb enough to believe that this is “research” for unnamed projects (which are so because they don’t exist)? Girl, no. Live it up, embrace your stripping job and make that money. Just don’t try and lie about it, because no one is buying it. Is this about your new-found Christian identity?

Farrah Abraham wants to be a Christian actress

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Farrah Abraham may be best known for exploiting her teen pregnancy on TV and using that as a catalyst to become a porn star and to “write” an erotica novel, but the tide’s changing and she’s ready to start a new chapter in her life… as an actress in Christian films.

From US Weekly:

“I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based,” she revealed.

Uh…………………………………………………

Sorry, I think my brain blanked out there.

Look, I’m not saying that people can’t change, or that Christianity means being some prim and proper nun-like figure. What I am saying is that that’s not what’s happening here. I don’t for one second believe that she’s trying to make a change or that she has any deep-seated Christian faith. It’s just laughable.

More laughable still: anyone producing a Christian movie wanting to cast Farrah Abraham.

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Farrah Abraham wants Sandra Bullock to star in the film adaptation of her erotica book

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Thankfully, no one was dumb enough to give Farrah Abraham‘s shitty porn bio erotica novel a film version, but she did recently say that she’d love Sandra Bullock to star in it if she ever did do it. LOL, dream big, girl! But listen, Farrah’s not totally unrealistic – she’ll settle for Jessica Alba if Sandy’s too busy.

From US Weekly:

“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us. “I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”

“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors,” she continued. “Jessica Alba…Or like, who knows? Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age.”

I love that she claims “so many people” are obsessed with the idea. How delusional can she be? Poor Sandra Bullock. To even have her name uttered out of Farrah’s mouth must be devastating.

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