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Octomom Will Be The Next Beyonce

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The day has come, as we all knew it would, when Octomom has outgrown the world of masturbation porn. She came into that world a novice, she came out an expert, and in the time in between, well, she sure had herself a good ol’ time. But you see, just one creative medium was never going to be big enough to hold all the talents of Octomom, just like one child could never have held the glorious bounty of her genes. No, she had to spread her talents around as much as she could. She had to become the world’s greatest singer/rapper that ever was.

From TMZ:

Octomom has been a porn star, a horror film actress and a bankruptcy filer … and now she can add one more title to that list — SINGER — because the mom of 14 is releasing a DANCE SONG!!!!

Octo signed a recording deal with Global Groove Entertainment and already cut a dance track called “Get on the Dance Floor” that features Octo both singing AND rapping … no joke.

The song is being produced by two guys named DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo … both of whom have worked with HUGE artists like Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

Sources tell us … the recording gig came about thanks to Octo’s sex tape. We’re told she felt so liberated after filming the self-pleasure video, she wanted to find another way toexpress herself.

We’re told she took the job super seriously … taking two whole voice lessons to prepare.

She took only two voice lessons because she only needed two. In fact, she probably didn’t even need one. You know how you can hear someone’s speaking voice and you can just tell that they have the potential to be a phenomenal singer? That’s Octomom. She’s got the voice of an angel if I’ve ever heard one.

Octomom’s sure-to-be hit single is coming out on August 1st. Do you think the world can wait until then?

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