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Do You Want to Hear The Worst Song Ever?

A photo of Farrah Abraham

Do you recognize that lady up there? That’s Farrah Abraham, she’s on Teen Mom. If you’re familiar with her, then you’ll really enjoy this, but if you’re not, you’ll still be able to appreciate it.

See, she just released the worst song in the history of music. And I know, in this world of Justin Bieber songs and Rebecca Black songs, how could this be the absolute worst? Just you wait.

The song is called “Finally Getting Up from Rock Bottom,” which I think just adds to its horribleness. But it’s part of an album that she’s releasing to go along with her memoirs, My Teenage Dream Ended, which is all about how she got pregnant when she was 16 and then her boyfriend died and then she got really into drinking and drugs and became suicidal. About this song in particular, she said “I’m happy again, and this is my song for finding happiness.” And yeah, I do feel like kind of a bitch for laughing so hard over this song, but I’m only human, ok?

And really, just listen to it:

You see what I mean? When Paris Hilton makes better music than you, I think you really just have to be real with yourself and choose a different field.

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  • Farrah Abraham, had many songs… how many songs had Farrah Abraham? I heard one of them, and so did you… so let’s just sing along!

  • Enough with the electronic crap already, it’s the music industry saying this bitch can’t sing but let’s try and make a buck off some stupid fool who might pay some money for this load of sh*t.

  • That has got to be a joke, right?

    I mean, really, those singing places in the mall that cater to teenagers with a fake recording booth do better.

    My old Timex Sinclair and I could produce better music than that. Were they using RZSVocoder or something?

    I’m going to assume that this is a vanity project and she paid to have this “released”.

  • So she’s a Speak’N’Spell? “The cow says….mooooo. The reality trash says…..[uniteligible]”

  • Oh I sincerely hope this is a joke. She embodies what is wrong with TV and the music industry – not a shred of talent required with reality tv and auto-tune. If this even qualitfies as auto-tune? I don’t know, fuck this is bad.

  • This crap was so bad, I had to light a whole book of matches just to get the stink off my laptop!!!