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Nadya Suleman

Octomom Wants to Do More Porn!

Ok, I’ll be honest with you: that’s not exactly what she said. Octomom didn’t just come right out and say that she’s interested in masturbating on camera again. But she did allude to it, and I still think it’s very possible. First things first – did you know that Octomom’s porn just won an award? It was...

Octomom Is Stripping for Valentine’s Day

Last summer, Octomom was supposed to do this stripping gig. I mean, she did one, as you can see, but she was supposed to do a different one. She cancelled because one of the employees of the club said that she “must be a little crazy,” then the club tried to sue her for backing out of the deal. It was a whole big mess. You...

Watch Out, World: Octomom Is Back on Welfare

From TMZ: It’s only been five months since Octomom got off welfare, but TMZ has learned the honeymoon’s over for your tax dollars — because she’s back on government assistance. Sources close to Octo tell TMZ, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week after her October rehab bills devoured most of her...

Octomom Is Making Her Kids Earn Their Way

That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Roctuplets? That’s because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they’re going to be around for a long time. Nah...

Octomom Pulled A LeAnn Rimes

Wow, that could mean a lot of things, couldn’t it? And all of them are really scary. By saying that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes I could mean that Octomom developed a really strong addiction to Twitter, or that she suddenly became really, really skinny and got weird breast implants, or that she became fixated on a married man and started...