Ok, I’ll be honest with you: that’s not exactly what she said. Octomom didn’t just come right out and say that she’s interested in masturbating on camera again. But she did allude to it, and I still think it’s very possible.
First things first – did you know that Octomom’s porn just won an award? It was announced Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the AVN Awards, which is actually kind of a big deal. Huffington Post asked her about it, and here’s what she had to say:
“Seriously, it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic — what an honor. Hopefully, this award will open doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie. It helped me grow into a woman. ‘Octomom Home Alone’ is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award. I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”
And when they asked if she had any other pornos up her sleeve, she said “as of right now, no. But you never know.” Which, of course, means yes. Right? If you genuinely didn’t have any other plans, you’d just be like “nah, I’m done,” but that coy little “you never know” always makes me think that I do know, and this time, the answer is yes.
Do you think the world can even handle this?
January 23, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Last summer, Octomom was supposed to do this stripping gig. I mean, she did one, as you can see, but she was supposed to do a different one. She cancelled because one of the employees of the club said that she “must be a little crazy,” then the club tried to sue her for backing out of the deal. It was a whole big mess. You remember.
But Octomom made a deal with the poor, scorned strip club, and come Valentine’s Day, all debts will be paid. With boobs.
Octomom’s 2013 is shaping up a lot like 2012 … weeks after signing up for welfare (again), the mother of 14 has inked a deal to shake her naked ta-tas (again) — but swears this is the last time.
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she getting paid $20,000 to do a topless strip at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL. We’re told it’s all part of a deal she worked out with the lounge to settle their ongoing legal beef.
As TMZ previously reported, T’s sued Octo last year for breach of contract after she pulled out of a similar gig, claiming she wouldn’t strip after the employees trash-talked her to the media.
According to our sources, Nadya and T’s worked out a deal last month. We’re told the club agreed to drop the suit and Octo agreed to perform four paid shows in February (14th-16th). We’re told lap dances are not on the table … just stage dancing and bartending.
Gotta get their money’s worth.
This is it, friends. Get down to Florida this Valentine’s Day. Octomom will make it worth your while.
January 19, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Emily
It’s only been five months since Octomom got off welfare, but TMZ has learned the honeymoon’s over for your tax dollars — because she’s back on government assistance.
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week after her October rehab bills devoured most of her savings.
We’re told the mother of 14 will be getting $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, as well as Medi-Cal benefits to help with mental heath and dental issues.
According to sources, Octomom only plans to use the welfare money while she gets back on her feet — or on her back.
TMZ broke the story … Octo went on welfare last March, but was able to get off guv assistance in July … the result of a pile of cash she scored from stripping and masturbation porn.
Well, here we are again. Right back in that uncomfortable place where Octomom shouldn’t get so much assistance for making a very, very poor decision, but her huge brood of children shouldn’t suffer for their mother’s emotional problems. Oh, and where we all know that it’s only a matter of time before she does something really awkward and sad to make some fast money. I didn’t think we’d be back here so soon, but I guess there’s no use in thinking about that now.
Is the world even ready for another Octoporn?
January 6, 2013 at 8:00 am by Emily
That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Roctuplets? That’s because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they’re going to be around for a long time.
Nah, I’m not here to make fun of these kids. I’m here to make fun of Octomom, the mother of these kids. I’m sure she’s the manager of The Roctuplets, and she’s already got their first single up on iTunes, probably because those weird stripping gigs weren’t bringing in enough money to pay for their fancy new house. And I’m sure that she’s working just as hard as she can to get them a record deal and live gigs and even more videos.
But none of them look into it, do they? It seems like most of the video is made up of the kids singing or rapping or whatever and looking at the camera, or just slightly above the camera, with a look in their eyes that just screams “Mom, why are you making me do this, you’re so embarrassing!” And that’s sad.
But be sure to buy this song on iTunes, all right? I bet Octomom probably needs new extensions by now.
November 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Wow, that could mean a lot of things, couldn’t it? And all of them are really scary. By saying that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes I could mean that Octomom developed a really strong addiction to Twitter, or that she suddenly became really, really skinny and got weird breast implants, or that she became fixated on a married man and started an ongoing mission to marry him herself and to play mommy to his children with his ex. Scary, right?
Fortunately, none of those things happened. No, when I say that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes, I mean that even though she’s definitely in rehab, working on her issues and being super serious about it, she’s also flying across the country to perform silly jobs. Just like LeAnn!
Nadya “Octo-Mom” Suleman doesn’t seem to be taking her rehab stint very seriously, because it turns out the mother of 14 has been in Tennessee filming a spoof video, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
According to the source, Nadya was filming a shoot with Cledus T. Judd, a country music artist known for his parodies of popular songs.
“Nadya has been in Tennessee since at least Monday where she’s filming a spoof in which she gets married to Cledus,” the source said.
“She was extremely annoying to everyone on set and her crazy laugh scared all the geese off!”
RadarOnline.com has obtained an exclusive photo of Nadya on the set of her shoot and has confirmed with a hotel in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. that Nadya is there right now.
The insider reveals that while Nadya is supposed to be in rehab, she was paid $1,500 to do the shoot and her airfare and accommodations were also paid for.
“It’s interesting that Nadya’s son filed a restraining order by a member of her manager’s team stating that Suleman is unavailable due to being in rehab,” the source said. ”When really, she’s just off making money and taking a break from her kids!”
Instead of talking about how Octomom is in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, which means that she’s just a little under two hours away from me, and instead of making a plan to head down that way so that I can show her around and take her to Dollywood, I’m just going to be like “ugh.” LeAnn obviously didn’t work on her problems, just like Octomom obviously isn’t working on hers. It’s even a little more serious, because while LeAnn went to treat her issues with stress and anxiety, Octomom went to treat her issues with pills and booze. She was in rehab for barely a week when she left, which is probably not enough time for her to be able to refuse pills and booze while she’s filming a music video and up in a hotel with no kids to take care of.
But girl, for real, check out Dollywood!
November 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Who could forget this charming story? One of our very favorite famous fathers, Michael Lohan, was in charge of sending one of our very favorite famous mothers, Octomom, to rehab. Michael claimed that Octomom’s manager reached out to him and told him about Octomom’s problem with Xanax, and Michael was like “no problem, I got this.” He staged her intervention, and he set up a treatment program for her.
Except apparently this never happened.
Here’s the statement from Octomom’s rep:
“Michael Lohan’s only participation in this was that he gave me a number to a California rehab. [The TMZ story] also said that Michael and I arranged the treatment, which is not correct. Nadya wanted to check herself into treatment and came to me for help and I got her in.”
Right? But here’s what Michael said about that:
“I was contacted by Gina Rodriguez [Octomom's rep] to put together a TREATMENT PLAN and FACILITY for Nadya! Those things only! The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help! Nadya was willing to!”
So it sounds like someone’s fibbing here, doesn’t it? And after this little exchange of statements, Octomom herself took a brief break from rehab to make her own:
“I chose to seek treatment after consulting with my manager regarding my recent use of Xanax, which was prescribed by my physician for panic attacks. There were no other people involved with me entering treatment other than my manager and myself. There was no intervention that took place. I am working in therapy every day with my doctors and therapists regarding the origin of these attacks so as not to have to rely on medications to handle it. I am paying for my own treatment; I am finding my voice here.”
This forces us to ask a very tough question: who is more trustworthy, Michael Lohan or Octomom?