Back in the day, Jon Gosselin must have thought he had it made... well, financially, anyway. He and then-wife Kate Gosselin may have had a truckload of rugrats taking over their lives, but they also had a pretty sweet deal with TLC to star in their own reality series and make shit tons of cash. They basically never had to pay for anything for their kids AND they were cashing those sweet cable TV checks. Then Jon wandered elsewhere, he and Kate divorced and he found himself living in the Pennsyl...
Jon and Kate Gosselin always had a bit of a weird marriage that was destined to explode, so no one was all that surprised when it did and they got divorced. The years following their split have been weird. Kate grew out her Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got a ton of plastic surgery and tried to keep the fame machine going, which has ultimately failed. Meanwhile, Jon took on menial jobs like plumbing and... shooting guns at paparazzi.
Well, now Jon has spoken out against Kate, basically sayin...
Ed Hardy was one of the worst fashion trends to ever happen. Thankfully, the company is pretty much dead now. And the founder, Christian Audigier, may blame Jon Gosselin, because apparently Ed Hardy does. When Jon Gosselin was super famous, he wore Ed Hardy all the time and became BFF with Audigier. Now Gosselin is a waiter in the middle of nowhere when he's not shooting paparazzi off his property. Here's more from TMZ:
Gosselin and Audigier were best buds during Jon's reality show heyday ......
Jon Gosselin thought he was escaping media attention when he moved to Pennsylvania to live in cabin and work as a waiter, but it seems to have the opposite effect. When a female photographer tried to take his photo, he shot at her. Well, it was a "warning shot." I guess the warning was, next time I will shoot at you instead of near you? Here's what he told TMZ:
I am licensed to carry a concealed handgun, which I withdrew and used to fire a warning shot AWAY from the paparazza. It is well within ...
Jon Gosselin is being sued by ex wife Kate for being some sort of computer hacking wizard, but if she wins the lawsuit she's not gonna get millions of dollars considering Jon Gosselin's dramatic new lifestyle. He works as a waiter in Beckersville, Pennsylvania. And he's okay with it. As he told Entertainment Tonight (via Daily News),
At first I was nervous because I was like 'How are people going to react?' But then I'm thinking 'Well it's fun and I get to talk to people.' And they technically already know me … they're like 'Are you the guy?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm the guy.'
I’ve hit rock bottom...
How about it? The "irresponsible" ex-husband gives the unstable reality mom a dose of her own medicine: unsolicited advice. LOVE IT.
For those of you who can't watch the video for whatever reason, here're the quotes from the interview.
"Uh, it's really up to - uh, Kate to what she wants to do. I know what I have to do and how I have to provide for my family, um, and it's, it's growing up and that's part of life."
"Things will work out the way they should work out. Obviously there are families out there that have several kids, um, people work normal jobs, and things work out. Everything is possible. Um, to rely on reality television - that's a misnomer. Reality television is not a career. Um, get back to normal life, simple life, provide for your family, and um, go from there."
"Uh, yes I have the kids, um, I have my custody, I pay child support, uh, I've continued to pay child support."
"That's really up to Kate. I don't have a farm with twenty-four acres, so, and the kids seem to have a good time at my house."
"I go to work every day and provide for my family, uh, do the best I can, spend time with, uh, my kids. We have a great time on the weekend, and, you know, I spend time, you know, with my girlfriend I've had for over a year now and enjoy normal life like normal people."
Isn't life grand, folks? And pretty funny, sometimes, too? Lookin' good, Jon!
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How about it? The "irresponsible" ex-husband gives the unstable reality mom a dose of her own medicine: unsolicited advice. LOVE IT.
For those of you who can't watch the video for whatever reason, here're the quotes from the interview.
"Uh, it's really up to - uh, Kate to what she wants to do. I know what I have to do and how I have to provide for my family, um, and it's, it's growing up and that's part of life."
"Things will work out the way they should work out. Obviously there...
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin has a new gig and it's about as unglamorous as it gets. Jon's working with a Pennsylvania construction company installing solar panels on new homes. Homes probably like the one he'd be able to afford if he was still pimping his kids to get by.
Of course this means that Jon is dead broke. The former IT analyst had to sell his BMW last year because he needed the $25,000 so badly. Now his yearly salary is probably somewhere around...
With a fresh crop of oozing zits, that is.
... How old are you, Jon? And you're still breaking out like a pubescent little boy who's hiding dirty magazines underneath his mattress and who can't go more than 45 minutes without jacking off?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, normally I wouldn't make fun of someone for something out of their control -- like over-active facial sebaceous glands -- but Jon Gosselin sucks, so I'm socking it to him and hitting him where it hurts. (I'd knock him in the nuts, but I've heard that I might have a hard time finding them, and frankly, I don't have that kind of time on my hands these days.)
The grosser-half of the former Gosselin marriage is photographed at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood, sucking back a milkshake that probably has 1500 calories in it. Not that, you know, that might have anything to do with the condition of his skin.
Keep sucking, Jon -- stick to what you're good at.
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... How old are you, Jon? And you're still breaking out like a pubescent little boy who's hiding dirty magazines underneath his mattress and who can't go more than 45 minutes without jacking off?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, normally I wouldn't make fun of someone for something out of their control -- like over-active facial sebaceous glands -- but Jon Gosselin sucks, so I'm socking it to him and hitting him where it hurts. (I'd knock him in the nuts, but...
Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong.
Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, the dude's name.
What JonJon is going to do about this error is still up in the air. I suggest he either goes gay or has more kids, one of which he can name Aaron. I think admitting that the tattoo was a horrible, stupid mistake is too obvious, though. />
Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong.
Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, t...
Back in the day, Jon Gosselin must have thought he had it made... well, financially, anyway. He and then-wife Kate Gosselin may have had a truckload of rugrats taking over their lives, but they also had a pretty sweet deal with TLC to star in their own reality series and make shit tons of cash. They basically never had to pay for anything for their kids AND they were cashing those sweet cable TV checks. Then Jon wandered elsewhere, he and Kate divorced and he found himself living in the Pennsyl...
Jon and Kate Gosselin always had a bit of a weird marriage that was destined to explode, so no one was all that surprised when it did and they got divorced. The years following their split have been weird. Kate grew out her Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got a ton of plastic surgery and tried to keep the fame machine going, which has ultimately failed. Meanwhile, Jon took on menial jobs like plumbing and... shooting guns at paparazzi.
Well, now Jon has spoken out against Kate, basically sayin...
Ed Hardy was one of the worst fashion trends to ever happen. Thankfully, the company is pretty much dead now. And the founder, Christian Audigier, may blame Jon Gosselin, because apparently Ed Hardy does. When Jon Gosselin was super famous, he wore Ed Hardy all the time and became BFF with Audigier. Now Gosselin is a waiter in the middle of nowhere when he's not shooting paparazzi off his property. Here's more from TMZ:
Gosselin and Audigier were best buds during Jon's reality show heyday ......
Jon Gosselin thought he was escaping media attention when he moved to Pennsylvania to live in cabin and work as a waiter, but it seems to have the opposite effect. When a female photographer tried to take his photo, he shot at her. Well, it was a "warning shot." I guess the warning was, next time I will shoot at you instead of near you? Here's what he told TMZ:
I am licensed to carry a concealed handgun, which I withdrew and used to fire a warning shot AWAY from the paparazza. It is well within ...
Jon Gosselin is being sued by ex wife Kate for being some sort of computer hacking wizard, but if she wins the lawsuit she's not gonna get millions of dollars considering Jon Gosselin's dramatic new lifestyle. He works as a waiter in Beckersville, Pennsylvania. And he's okay with it. As he told Entertainment Tonight (via Daily News),
At first I was nervous because I was like 'How are people going to react?' But then I'm thinking 'Well it's fun and I get to talk to people.' And they technically already know me … they're like 'Are you the guy?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm the guy.'
I’ve hit rock bottom...
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin has a new gig and it's about as unglamorous as it gets. Jon's working with a Pennsylvania construction company installing solar panels on new homes. Homes probably like the one he'd be able to afford if he was still pimping his kids to get by.
Of course this means that Jon is dead broke. The former IT analyst had to sell his BMW last year because he needed the $25,000 so badly. Now his yearly salary is probably somewhere around...
In light of her devastating removal from Dancing With the Stars, you'd think that softie Jon Gosselin would be layering the sympathy on his ex-wife, Kate, in an effort to butter her up for ... Wait, what the fuck am I saying? The only thing "soft" about Jon Gosselin is that half-deflated tire he's starting to carry around his middle. Strike that, reverse it.
Jon's going after Kate full-boar, now that she's been kicked off of DWTS and claims that he's going to really stick it to her during their upcoming court battle over child...
Okay, okay ... four years is an obvious exaggeration, but you get it.
Word on the street is that Jon Gosselin's blown all of his TLC-borne money on cigarettes, Hostess Twinkies and skiing trips with nineteen year-old snow bunnies, so now he's looking to gain primary custody of his children so that Kate, the estranged wife, has to pay him child support.
Damn, what an upstanding young man.
Gosselin, who's been away from his kids for weeks at a time without seeing them, claims that Kate is an...
Ohhhh, you guys, gossip doesn't get much better than this.
Michael Lohan is engaged to Kate Major.
If that name sounds familiar, it's because you've heard it before. Kate Major is the former Star reporter who had to quit her job after striking up a romantic relationship with Jon Gosselin. She'd be friends with Michael Lohan for awhile at that point -- because what kind of Star reporter are you if you're not buddy-buddy with Michael Lohan? -- and I'm pretty sure she's the reason Michael and Jon ...