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Taylor Swift Is So Over Miley Cyrus

A photo of Taylor Swift

A lot of you guys have been saying that Taylor Swift is going to have this epic meltdown soon, and while I always believed you, it was always more of a “huh, yeah” kind of belief as opposed to an “OMG yes” belief. But OMG, you guys. I am a total believer now.

Take, for instance, Taylor’s demeanor at the Golden Globes on Sunday. There was her bitch giggle at Adele, of course, but I also saw, after looking through several photos, that she never really smiled at all during the event. And I know she doesn’t have to smile if she doesn’t want to, but it’s Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift wears white fluffy dresses and smiles at all times and lets out a squeal every now and then. Taylor Swift does not wear dark, sleek dresses, and she definitely, definitely does not look mean. Until now, I guess.

What I’m saying is that maybe her last breakup really got to her. Maybe every breakup before this one was some big buildup to a breakdown. That sounds plausible, right? Maybe, like Katy Perry, she’s going to get really dark. Except with Taylor, dark means crazy and scary and dangerous.

Anyway, here’s this new rumor about how Taylor doesn’t want to hang out with Miley Cyrus anymore. I think it reinforces the crazy vibe:

Taylor Swift is no longer interested in being friends with Miley Cyrus — because the teen star is too mach of a wild child!

According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, Taylor is worried Miley’s bad behavior will tarnish her own carefully crafted good-girl image.

“Taylor refuses to hang out with Miley anymore,” revealed a close source. “She’s telling friends there’s no place in her life for Miley and her crazy antics.

“She’s so worried that Miley is a a loose cannon that she decided to make a clean break. She did it without any explanation to avoid any kind of scandalous confrontation.

“Miley is furious! She’s trashing Taylor as a back-stabbing fake.

“It’s going to take a miracle to save Miley and Taylor’s friendship.”

See? That doesn’t really make any sense, does it? Like I can see this kind of thing leading to Taylor cutting her mom out of her life, because maybe her mom was seen having a margarita in public, and god forbid.

Basically, I’m gong to go ahead and put Taylor on an official Crazy Watch. I think it’s pretty justified.

6 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I’m sorry but Taylor’s “good girl image” is already tarnished in my opinion! Girl that is some bitch-face you are sporting in that picture!!

  • miley fans are so dumb. constantly bashing other celebrities for every little thing while making excuses for their idol acting like the world’s biggest whore.

    • Please, tell me? How is she a whore? Last time I checked instead of dating the whole world, she’s engaged to him. Do you need a dictionary to look up the term whore?

  • Taylor Swift likes dark meat
    After publicly humiliating Harry Styles at the Brit Awards she was flirting with his black friends Jordan Stephen and Frank Ocean. After whoring with so many white men it’s about time Taylor Swift started whoring with niggers as well. Think about all of the new songs she could write because of the new boyfriends.

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