Taylor Swift had an early 4th of July party. Why? Because she’s better than you. I mean, let’s just be honest here. Taylor Swift is riding high. She’s got a sizzling career, a great bod, famous friends, and a boyfriend with abs to spare. So if you’re the shallow type who keeps score over stupid shit, this is Swift scoring pretty high.
Swifty ole Swift partied with boyfriend Calvin Harris as well as besties including Gigi Hadid, the members of the band Haim, Victoria’s Secret model Martha Hunt and star of Empire, Serayah, among others. No bad blood here. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HA. HA. HA.)
Goddamn, those are some nice abs. I usually don’t care about muscles on dudes — I’m more into the sickly skinny types — but I will not deny those abs. You could serve sushi off those things.
Anyway, I would love to be invited to one of Taylor’s parties. Shit seems epic. I bet she has parties for just about any occasion, too. Like Groundhog Day parties, or Flag Day parties. One of these days, I’ll be there. I may not actually be invited. I may sneak through the window. But I will be there.
I know, I know, I’m a grown-ass woman, I need to calm down. I know.
What are your 4th of July plans? You partying up like Swifty? You working? Doing nothing at all? Holla, and HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!