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Decide 2012: Celebrity Twitter Reactions

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Oh man, guys. So many Tweets to go through and so little spell-check happening. But I do love celebrities, and I do love the innovation of Twitter, because there’s hardly any filter, and that’s the best part of this whole thing. Here’s a few awesome Tweets courtesy of your favorite (or most hated, depending on who it is we’re talking about) celebrities. Leave any others in the comments if I’ve missed them here.

Cher:

OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS R STREAMING DOWN MY FACE ! WOMEN WE HAVE A CHAMPION !!!

Somebody needs a pill.

Rumer Willis:

Hell Ya Obama!!!

Ya, Obama. Ya. For sure Ya. In fact, HEY YA:

Adam Levine:

That’s what happens when you f-ck with Sesame Street.

Heh. That’s pretty funny, Adam Levine, even though I pretty much hate your guts.

Eva Longoria:

Me and my friends celebrating! I’m on tears! Moving the country forward!!! Obama!!!

She’s ON tears, guys. ON ‘em.

Lady Gaga:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRG

Take the dick out of your mouth before you attempt to be all loquacious, Lady Gaga.

Arsenio Hall:

Crazy, loud victory sex in Obama’s Windy City master-suite tonight.

Eek.

And finally, my personal favorite, courtesy of Joan Rivers:

I pray my 68 year-old Chinese neighbor is talking politics when she says she’s looking forward to today’s erection.

So, you see, guys, politics aside, we can all agree on one thing. And that thing is this: Lady Gaga should just not be able to Tweet, alright?

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  • You know what the funny thing is? All these people made their money in a free market system. Both political parties have sold us out & in the interim it is us who will bear the brunt of the current policies. I’m no Romney fan, but we are at a 16 trillion deficit with it increasing to 20 by the year 2020. This isn’t sustainable….. Brokers all over the world are dumping higher yield stocks so they will pay less when the tax hikes take effect on Jan.1st. The disaster that is Greece, and the pre-disasters that are Spain and Italy will eventually come to the US. The market collapse of 2008 will be a fond memory compared to the turmoil that awaits us…..

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