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Rumer Willis Joins ‘Chicago’ On Broadway

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I don’t think I even realized that Rumer Willis did any acting before now, to be honest with you. I’m not quite sure what I thought she did, other than “being Bruce Willis and Demi Moore‘s daughter”, so I was a bit surprised to hear that Rumer will star in Chicago on Broadway for a limited engagement. And all because she showed some glimmer of hope during her stint on Dancing with the Stars, I guess.

The actress, whose parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, took home the Mirrorball Trophy this past May with her partner Valentin Chmerkovskiy, and now, she will be fancy-footing all the way to Broadway. It was announced on Thursday, July 16, that Willis will be playing Roxie Hart in Broadway’s Chicago.

The House Bunny star, 26, will make her debut in the long-running show at New York City’s Ambassador Theatre on Aug. 18. She will continue her turn as the murderous Roxie in an eight-week limited engagement run, which wraps on Oct. 11.

Willis is preceded in the role of Roxie by Brandy Norwood, who took on the part earlier this year. Other stars who have played the vengeful woman on Broadway include Christie Brinkley, Michelle Williams, Ashlee Simpson, and, of course, Liza Minnelli.

I love the theater, but Chicago is one of the “classic” shows I still haven’t seen and don’t actually have any interest in. I’ll give it credit, though – it ENDURES. I feel like Chicago has been on consistently for decades, which goes to show it remains as popular as ever with audiences. If I could ever be bothered to stand in that interminable TKTS line in Times Square, I might actually go see it one day.

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Rumer Willis spoofs Ariana Grande in ‘Problem’ parody

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I didn’t actually realize that Rumer Willis did any “acting” or had anything to do with comedy, to be honest. I thought she just walked around in a bikini, drinking champagne all the time (i.e. partying) and living off her parents’ money. But it seems we all underestimated her, as she’s now taken part in ‘SPF’, a parody of Ariana Grande‘s ‘Problem’ that’s… clever, I guess? Semi-amusing? I don’t really even know what to say or why this is a thing, but you can watch and decide for yourself.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week September 9-15

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Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.

LIGHTEN UP, IT'S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

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Is Demi Moore Dating Her Daughter’s Ex Boyfriend?

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Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I’m immature, don’t care), she’s free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she’s not only banging daughter Rumer Willis‘ ex, but she also had him move in.

From ShowbizSpy:

According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend.

Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood play­boy Harry Morton, 32, to move into her Beverly Hills home.

“Demi is crazy about Harry,” revealed an insider.

“She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.

“Demi and Harry kept things casual for the first few months, but now she can’t get enough of him and he’s moved in with her.”

Da f-ck is a “trial marriage”?  I don’t…what? Anyway. If this is true, it’s certainly not going to help mend Rumer and Demi’s broken relationship. If it is true, it adds more fuel to her whole having a breakdown thing. First she doesn’t shave her legs, and now this. BUT THE LEGS! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS. SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL.

I seriously doubt this Rumer rumor is true considering that Demi and Rumer went to yoga together yesterday (pic above, via Zimbio) and were all smiles. Unless that for show.

Harry Morton is I guess best well-known for owning the hilariously overpriced and tacky Pink Taco restaurants and banging La La Lohan.

Now here’s some of my own gossip that may or may not be about a certain recently divorced older actress’ daughter. If you don’t feel like reading my anecdote then you can roll your eyes, stop reading, and carry on with your damn life.

Back when I worked in retail, I would often encounter celebs. I would stand behind the register or help them shop (read: “Hi, welcome to _____” and/or “May I help you with anything?” I mostly didn’t ask people if I could help them with anything because I hate people and don’t like helping them. Which is why I found a different job after a year.) So yeah, it was all very glamorous. One day, a really cute, really attractive man came into the store and asked me to help him. He explained that his girlfriend’s birthday was coming up and he wanted to give her a small gift every day for 12 days leading up to her bday. He was an actor. Minor roles. I thought his idea was really cute, so I helped him, and he decided he would buy her 12 little glass animals. He spent a while lining up these glass animals on the counter, really taking his time to make sure he picked the right ones. It was really endearing. He called his girlfriend to get some sort of hint about what animals she liked. Because he was so close to me, I could hear her over the phone. She was very curt with him and the conversation lasted a few seconds. I pretended I was oblivious. He pretended he wasn’t super embarrassed. I felt badly for him. I found out later that he was dating a certain celeb spawn. They broke up not long after this. I don’t know them, I don’t know their relationship, I don’t know if she was in the middle of something super important when he called or if he upset her earlier, I don’t know. I just know he was really cute and I felt really bad for him. Take this (alleged) encounter for what you will.

Well Hey There, Rumer Willis

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Girlfriend’s looking pretty good, right? I mean, except for the hair, because that’s one f-cking hot-ass mess if I’ve ever seen one, and honestly, that gold hoop is a smidge too large for her slender little nostrils, but the face? The body? The gorgeous-complected, smooth skin? Smoking. Even the bikini’s not all that bad. But wait! Rumer’s Mexican adventure went and got a little bit more interesting than just looking hot for all the boys and girls—look what she was doing:

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And who she was later photographed cozying up to:

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Who was *also* doing this:

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Yes, that would be Fez, who is allegedly dating Demi Lovato again, the latter who does not do that whole chugging-out-of-bottle thing anymore. That I’m aware of, anyway.

Something wicked this way comes, eh?

But Rumer Willis! Goodness, she looks so good, right?

Are Demi Moore’s Daughters Getting a Restraining Order Against Their Mom?

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One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn’t be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone’s gone forever and after that, nothing changes.

God. Some people are just so stupid.

A new report says that Demi‘s three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are considering getting a restraining order against their mother, who—gasp!—is trying to contact them in order to repair whatever brokenness is happening in their relationship.

The source at Radar Online says:

“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now but she is still trying to contact them. … Demi has been calling them incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her and the girls are sick of it. It is a really drastic measure and not something they are considering lightly but they just feel like they want some peace and quiet.”

To me it just looks like the three young girls are being ungrateful little bitches and trying to bail on one too-obviously disturbed mother who probably hasn’t even been the worst mother in the world at all. To take the time to even talk to their mom, to try to work through their problems would probably cut in on precious f-cking scrubby-looking young men, posing nude, and trying to sing their way (in a sub-par way) to stardom, and heaven forbid they stop their bid for undue fame for forty f-cking seconds.

I’m just thankful that my little family unit is far, far away from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, or really, any spotlight whatsoever. People can be so f-cked up when they know everyone’s watching, you know?

Love It or Leave It: Rumer Willis Goes Ballsy Blue

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Blue hair? Eh. I don’t know. It’s cool, but I’m not sure how I feel about it on Rumer Willis here. Yeah, it’s loads, loads better than this:

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And definitely an improvement upon this:

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But I’m still not sure blue is quite her color. If she’s going to be all adventurous with her hair and whatever, I’d personally like to see her go bright pink. Britney-Wig Pink. With the bangs and all. Rumer’d end up looking like a modern, chic Cleopatra with those piercing eyes and strong jawline, and I really think she’d be able to pull it off pretty well.

What do you guys think—is Rumer looking hot?

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