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Adam Levine says marriage will make you more masculine

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Adam Levine and Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo tied the knot earlier this year, and things are going really well for the pair. Nevermind that this marriage probably won’t last more than 18 months or so – for now, it’s all peachy keen and in fact, it’s made the hair on Adam’s balls grow a little bit thicker. After all, marriage does make a man more masculine.

From People:

During an interview with Ryan Seacrest Friday morning, the Maroon 5 frontman opened up about his six-week-old marriage to supermodel Behati Prinsloo, saying wedded bliss has changed him forever.

“The relationship doesn’t change,” Levine, 35, told Seacrest, but he himself had – “in a great way.” Marriage, he said, makes you feel “slightly more masculine.”

“If it’s the right marriage, if it’s the right person, the guy feels a little bit more like a man,” The Voice coach explained.

Uh… well, okay? I mean, look – far be it for me to tell someone how to express their masculinity/femininity/whatever, but I don’t really get that. Does the woman feel more like a woman when she gets married because that’s what society tells us we’re all here for?

I suppose I’m assigning too much meaning to an Adam Levine quote. I’ll stop now.

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Adam Levine is a married man now

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Adam Levine has been engaged to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for about 9 months, and he’s been preparing for the big day ever since. Well, it seems that day has come, as Adam and Behati are officially man and wife after tying the knot at Floras Farms in Los Cabos, Mexico yesterday.

From US Weekly:

The bride and groom were feted by about 300 guests for the special day, including Jonah Hill, Jason Segel, Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel. Prinsloo, 25, opted for a stunning Marchesa gown to exchange vows, which lasted 20 minutes. In lieu of wedding gifts the couple asked for charity donations.

Levine, 35, and Prinsloo had a star-studded bridal party. Several of Prinsloo’s Victoria’s Secret model friends were bridesmaids, while Levine’s Maroon 5 bandmates played significant roles. In a recent interview, guitarist James Valentine revealed he would be performing during the ceremony.

Huh. Who wants to be the first to place bets on how long this will last? I give them 2 years. See if I’m right! But enough pessimism for today, I suppose. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Adam Levine proves he’s a douchebag yet again

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Look, Adam Levine knows we all think he’s a dickhead, and he totally gets it. After all, he totally was for a long time… and still kind of is. In a new interview for GQ, he kinda proved the point by being arrogant and completely up his own ass, just as you’d probably expect.

“I’ve worked hard,” he says, “but I’ve also had a lot of wonderful things happen to me. I haven’t been dealt a hard hand.” This, Levine reckons, is probably his Original Douche Sin: “I’m not an easy guy to root for.”

When [Maroon 5's first album] went triple platinum, Levine pretty much reacted the way anyone who has spent twenty-five years dreaming of being a rock star might. He moved into the Chateau Marmont, where rumor had it he personally auditioned every celebutante crotch flashed in the mid-aughts: Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, and sundry other blondes. “Maybe,” he told an interviewer about why he slept with so many women, “the reason I was promiscuous is that I love them so much.”

“Um, all right,” says Levine when presented with this evidence pointing toward douchehood. “All of a sudden, I had money in my bank account. I hadn’t had a break in a long time. And I went a little fucking nuts. You know? And good,” he adds defensively. “I deserved to go a little bit nuts. And I had the time of my life.” Fair enough. But dude: I love women?

“I didn’t say it like that,” he protests. “I didn’t say it like Fabio.

He flops back and props a pillow under his head. “Men are not as sophisticated as women,” he goes on. “They’re not as mature as women. They’re not as connected with their emotions as women. There’s a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There’s the carnal shit you can’t deny. And if you’re in the public eye, to me, it’s very boring to say what you have to say and be media trained to the extent that you don’t ever reveal any truth. There was a time in my life when I lived probably a bit more on the primal level. And it was amazing.”

So… men are animals and therefore can’t be accountable for who/what they stick their dicks in? I dunno, lads, what do you think? As men, do you think Adam Levine is a poor representation of your gender?

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Apparently Adam has settled down now, of course, since he’s getting married and making amends to everyone he’s wronged, but eh, I dunno. When you’ve got that side of you, it never really goes away, does it?

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Adam Levine denies having “sexual intercourse” with Lindsay Lohan

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Aw, bless. We all remember Lindsay Lohan‘s infamous “sex list”, which was apparently “leaked” by a “friend” and was only made as part of Lindsay’s “recovery” the last time she was in rehab. Well, plenty of the men on that list aren’t too pleased to be there and are speaking out to insist that they never slept with her. James Franco already denied that shit (and then wrote a “fictional” short story about it), and Adam Levine is the latest to set the record straight during an interview with Howard Stern.

Here’s the scoop (via Radar Online):

The Private Parts star asked the Maroon 5 frontman, “By the way, you were listed on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list, that you had sex with her, I didn’t know this …

“That’s not true,” he said. “I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan …”

When Stern pressed him, noting Franco’s denial, the radio host pointed out that no one on the list has confessed to actually belonging on it.

“That’s because I think we’re being truthful about that very specific thing,” Levine said. “I can f*cking see it on the paper, I’m getting much better at this!”

Stern asked, “Did anybody have sex with Lindsay Lohan?” to which Levine replied, “A lot of people probably did, I don’t know.”

To be honest, I’m not sure who I believe here. The one time I met Adam Levine (we’re going about, oh… 6-7 years back now), he was a complete douchebag who was arrogant, pretentious and completely up himself. He loved to brag about everything he was doing and how great he was – so why wouldn’t Lindsay be a great conquest in her prime? I don’t know why, but I kinda think she was telling the truth on this one…

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Adam Levine’s apologizing to ex-girlfriends before his wedding

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Adam Levine will soon be tying the knot with girlfriend Behati Prinsloo, but I think we are all aware that the man has had his share of douchebag days and weird/messed up relationships – and that’s just what’s been reported in the media. However, he’s ready to make a change now, turn over a new leaf so to speak, and he wants to make amends with all those he’s wronged before he walks down the aisle, apparently.

“He apologized for how he treated them,” the insider says of the model-loving Voice mentor, whose former flames include catwalkers Anne Vyalitsyna and Nina Agdal. (Levine famously ended his months-long fling with Agdal by ignoring her calls and then breaking the news of his and Prinsloo’s engagement via text message.)

Another source tells Us, however, that the ladies aren’t quite so keen to let him off the hook. “They couldn’t care less he wants to make it right,” the second insider says.

Those failed efforts aside, Levine has another idea to show what a changed man he is—and it involves his fiancee, Victoria’s Secret Angel Prinsloo, 25.

“He may get a tattoo of Behati’s name over his heart,” a third source reveals of the serial dater, who once publicly claimed he wasn’t the marrying type. “He wants to make their love permanent on his body!”

I mean, it all seems kind of bizarre, to be honest. It’s… nice (?) I guess that he realizes he was a dick, but why not leave well enough alone? What’s the point of ringing these girls up, like, “Well I’m getting married to a girl who isn’t you, but sorry I treated you like shit when we were together”?? I would just sit there silently, like, “Yeah, and?”

IF this is actually happening – and this one does indeed sound made up simply because of the sheer stupidity involved – then I think Adam needs to reevaluate his choices.

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Adam Levine is a bleach blonde now

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Adam Levine has never particularly been a trendsetter (though he would probably say differently), but he is apparently the sexiest man alive, so he’s got a lot of pressure on him to stay at the top of his game. I suppose the only way to do that is to dye his hair platinum blonde (?), which is exactly what he did.


Of course, some Twitter folk weren’t all that keen on the look and told him that he looked “scary”. That’s a good thing in his world!


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Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive? Really?

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People magazine really underwhelmed with this one: “Adam Levine, sexiest man alive.” Really? Were there no other men around? I guess none of them had a publicist as good as his.  On the honor, Levine said, via Just Jared,

As a musician, you have fantasies that you want to win Grammys, but I didn’t really think that this was on the table. I was just amazed and stunned and it almost seemed like they were kidding, but they weren’t, so that’s cool.

Some Adam Levine trivia for you:

– He’s engaged to a Victoria’s Secret model.

– He’s 34.

– He’s that kind of guy that annoys you so much but you’re not sure exactly why.

Who would YOU have picked for sexiest man alive? My pick is right here.

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