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Adam Levine says marriage will make you more masculine

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Adam Levine and Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo tied the knot earlier this year, and things are going really well for the pair. Nevermind that this marriage probably won’t last more than 18 months or so – for now, it’s all peachy keen and in fact, it’s made the hair on Adam’s balls grow a little bit thicker. After all, marriage does make a man more masculine.

From People:

During an interview with Ryan Seacrest Friday morning, the Maroon 5 frontman opened up about his six-week-old marriage to supermodel Behati Prinsloo, saying wedded bliss has changed him forever.

“The relationship doesn’t change,” Levine, 35, told Seacrest, but he himself had – “in a great way.” Marriage, he said, makes you feel “slightly more masculine.”

“If it’s the right marriage, if it’s the right person, the guy feels a little bit more like a man,” The Voice coach explained.

Uh… well, okay? I mean, look – far be it for me to tell someone how to express their masculinity/femininity/whatever, but I don’t really get that. Does the woman feel more like a woman when she gets married because that’s what society tells us we’re all here for?

I suppose I’m assigning too much meaning to an Adam Levine quote. I’ll stop now.

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Adam Levine is a married man now

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Adam Levine has been engaged to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for about 9 months, and he’s been preparing for the big day ever since. Well, it seems that day has come, as Adam and Behati are officially man and wife after tying the knot at Floras Farms in Los Cabos, Mexico yesterday.

From US Weekly:

The bride and groom were feted by about 300 guests for the special day, including Jonah Hill, Jason Segel, Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel. Prinsloo, 25, opted for a stunning Marchesa gown to exchange vows, which lasted 20 minutes. In lieu of wedding gifts the couple asked for charity donations.

Levine, 35, and Prinsloo had a star-studded bridal party. Several of Prinsloo’s Victoria’s Secret model friends were bridesmaids, while Levine’s Maroon 5 bandmates played significant roles. In a recent interview, guitarist James Valentine revealed he would be performing during the ceremony.

Huh. Who wants to be the first to place bets on how long this will last? I give them 2 years. See if I’m right! But enough pessimism for today, I suppose. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Adam Levine proves he’s a douchebag yet again

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Look, Adam Levine knows we all think he’s a dickhead, and he totally gets it. After all, he totally was for a long time… and still kind of is. In a new interview for GQ, he kinda proved the point by being arrogant and completely up his own ass, just as you’d probably expect.

“I’ve worked hard,” he says, “but I’ve also had a lot of wonderful things happen to me. I haven’t been dealt a hard hand.” This, Levine reckons, is probably his Original Douche Sin: “I’m not an easy guy to root for.”

When [Maroon 5's first album] went triple platinum, Levine pretty much reacted the way anyone who has spent twenty-five years dreaming of being a rock star might. He moved into the Chateau Marmont, where rumor had it he personally auditioned every celebutante crotch flashed in the mid-aughts: Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, and sundry other blondes. “Maybe,” he told an interviewer about why he slept with so many women, “the reason I was promiscuous is that I love them so much.”

“Um, all right,” says Levine when presented with this evidence pointing toward douchehood. “All of a sudden, I had money in my bank account. I hadn’t had a break in a long time. And I went a little fucking nuts. You know? And good,” he adds defensively. “I deserved to go a little bit nuts. And I had the time of my life.” Fair enough. But dude: I love women?

“I didn’t say it like that,” he protests. “I didn’t say it like Fabio.

He flops back and props a pillow under his head. “Men are not as sophisticated as women,” he goes on. “They’re not as mature as women. They’re not as connected with their emotions as women. There’s a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There’s the carnal shit you can’t deny. And if you’re in the public eye, to me, it’s very boring to say what you have to say and be media trained to the extent that you don’t ever reveal any truth. There was a time in my life when I lived probably a bit more on the primal level. And it was amazing.”

So… men are animals and therefore can’t be accountable for who/what they stick their dicks in? I dunno, lads, what do you think? As men, do you think Adam Levine is a poor representation of your gender?

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Apparently Adam has settled down now, of course, since he’s getting married and making amends to everyone he’s wronged, but eh, I dunno. When you’ve got that side of you, it never really goes away, does it?

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