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Cher Thinks Sonny Bono Is In Hell, Apparently

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Oh, Cher, bless her heart. She recently did a Facebook Q&A with fans in which she was asked what she would say to her ex-husband and musical partner of several decades, Sonny Bono, if he were still alive today? Her reply was fucking priceless:

Question: Hi Cher, if Sonny Bono were still alive today, but you only had a minute to talk to him, what would you say?”

Answer: “How hot is it where you just came from?”

Ha! Obviously Cher was being irreverent and tongue-in-cheek because she’s like that, but in another sense… ouch! Sonny Bono can’t be in hell anyway because there is no hell, nor is there a heaven. He’s just in the soil where he’s buried, so the answer to Cher’s question is that it wasn’t very hot at all because the ground temperature is quite cool.

Yes, I’ll show myself out now.

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Cher: ‘I Thought Madonna Was a Bitch’


Cher and Madonna are both music legends with strong personalities, so I don’t think it would shock anyone to know that they don’t really get on all that well. They’ve exchanged their share of insults in their time, but that doesn’t mean they don’t respect one another… or something. Following Madonna’s ‘send photos’ Reddit AMA session earlier this month, Cher took to the site for her own Q&A, where she aired her thoughts on her fellow popstar:

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Well, fair enough. I’m sure Madonna IS a bitch – pretty much everyone has said so – but she’s Madge and it’s kind of expected, at this point.

More importantly, did you know that Cher and Meryl Streep saved a little girl in New York back in the day? I DIDN’T! Here’s the scoop:

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Ugh to those asshole men, but HOW AMAZING IS MERYL STREEP? (And Cher, of course.) Pretty hilarious that they were hanging out, though – that’s not a friendship I can easily envision.

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Cher Takes Back Her Miley Insults…Sort Of

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Cher went into full-on “I don’t give a f-ck, I’m Cher” mode when she went off on Miley Cyrus in an interview with USA Today. I thought she did a great job of calling her out. Sure, it was a little insulting, but it was based on reality. Cher had some points. Well now it seems like IF SHE COULD TURN BACK TIME, she wouldn’t say those things. Here are her 5 tweets on the subject:

Re:Miley S….I Think What I Think,but Having Said That…I’m a little ashamed (which is Total bullshit,how can u B a LITTLE ASHAMED) that I didn’t keep my big Opinionated mouth Shut.WTF is MY PROBLEM ! I’m 2 Old to fall prey 2″Tell us, Oh wise 1,What did YOU think of M.S ? ” What I should have said,”I didn’t like it that much,but she’s Pushing The Envelope,being an ARTIST ! She’s Talented,& DIDNT COMMIT A FELONY But somehow my ego had 2 get ITS 2 CENTS IN! MY BIG ASS “BAD”,I DIDNT SUPPORT A FELLOW ARTIST. TRUTHFULLY SHE WAS Fkng BRILLIANT..CAUSE…WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. Ps this is Not an apology 4 what I Thought,its a Reminder,that if I don’t practice my principles,I loose [sic] Them

Yeah, the problem with Cher is that she’s really, really bad at twitter. It’s hard to read WTF she’s trying to say. Basically she’s “a little ashamed” by what she said (but then says “which is total bullshit, how can u B a LITTLE ASHAMED”) but hasn’t changed her mind, just wished she phrased it better originally. I think.

Team Miley or Team Cher?


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