No. The answer to that question now and forever is certainly, unequivocally ‘no’. And that will never change no matter how many Seal-and-Heidi-Klum-like Halloween costumes they put on throughout the years of their unhealthy relationship. No.
This is what Katy Perry and John Mayer wore to a Halloween-themed birthday bash for Katy herself, who’ll turn twenty-five a little bit later this week. Other celebrities in attendance included Kristen Stewart, Matt Dallas (who is an Actor), and Shannon Woodward, who’s on ‘Raising Hope’. In case you were curious as to what Katy and John were pretending to be, however, John was a vampire hunter and Katy, his seductress of a vampire prisoner.
Don’t go rushing out to buy girlfriend a gift, though, guys—this is what Katy wants you to do:
“Transcendental meditation changed my life. For my birthday I would love to pay it forward. In lieu of gifts, donate (to the David Lynch Foundation)… Your donation is not only special to me, but to all of the people whose lives you will help through the lifelong gift of meditation.”
Must be a big week for obnoxious pains-in-the-ass to have birthdays. Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian … are we sure Kanye West and Taylor Swift don’t have birthdays coming up in the next few days, too? F-cking cheeseballs.