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6Uh, Christina Aguilera Released A Teaser for Her New Music Video

Because, please remember, all Christina Aguilera wants to do is f-ck your body. That’s Christina Aguilera who, at some point, decided to become a poor man’s Snooki, which is really something to think about. How do you guys think Christina’s new album is going to go over?

But as long we we’re here, why don’t we just go ahead and review all things Christina Aguilera? There’s been a few things this girl has gotten into this week, and it’s high time we discuss them.

First of all, she’s still picking really unflattering clothes:

A photo of Christina Aguilera

Secondly, Lady Gaga tweeted Christina last week to say “just bought your new single. Seems the old Christina I loved has returned. Congratulations!” She’s since deleted it, I guess because it’s super insulting to have musical preferences.

Thirdly, lastly, and most importantly, Christina Aguilera won’t be on the next season of The Voice. The third season just started airing, and she’s definitely there, but she and Cee Lo want to take a break to get back to their own music. They’ll come back for the fifth season, but in the meantime, their seats will be taken by Shakira and Usher. I have no idea how that’s going to go over, but I’m excited to how those awful songs all the judges do together will work with Shakira’s hip-swiveling.

I’m excited, you guys! I really think that we’re all going to look back at 2012 as the year that Christina came back. Except not at all, not even a little bit.

September 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

6 Responses to “Uh, Christina Aguilera Released A Teaser for Her New Music Video”

  1. Cockrill smith says:

    She is Looking so beautiful and charming in the new video.
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120918201735AA5JSak

  2. F says:

    And I thought you could never go wrong with black…. Hidious dress. Plus the fact that she’s orange and has yellow and purple hair. I have nothing against her but this is a terrible choice of clothing/styling/makeup.

  3. F says:

    Oh and that horrendous red lipstick..

  4. RealTalk. says:

    She looks vicious and crazy. Like one of those hateful woman who causes destruction to all surrounding her.

  5. mireee says:

    you know I always try to say nice things… But I can’t.

  6. ella says:

    shakira is pregnant … i dont think she will make it to the voice

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