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Usher is engaged to his business partner and longtime girlfriend Grace Miguel

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Well, Usher‘s been busy lately – charging his phone in a woman’s vagina, showing his junk in a sex tape… what’s next? Engagement, apparently. He recently proposed to his longtime girlfriend/business partner Grace Miguel, and I guess she said yes because they’re going to be married!

“She’s happy but they’re trying to keep it quiet,” an insider tells Us of the private couple, who looked cozy with one another at the Golden Globes Art of Elysium Heaven Gala in Los Angeles on Jan. 10. Miguel’s ring finger was noticeably adorned with a giant diamond ring at the event.

Aw, well that’s nice, I guess. Apparently they’ve been together since 2009, so at least it’s an engagement that’s following an actual long term relationship where the people have spent time together and know one another. Good for them.

I don’t care much for Usher, but congrats to the happy couple.

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Want to see Usher’s penis?

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You know how Usher had a sex tape he made with his ex-wife Tameka “stolen” and put on the black market? Well, Christmas isn’t over just yet (for those of you actually interested in Usher) because now we’ve got screengrabs from the tape and one of them lets you get up close and personal with his dick. Yikes.

No word on who leaked these rather shitty shots – I doubt it’s Usher himself, considering – but anyway, here ya go. Behind the cut for obvious reasons.

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Usher charges his phone in a woman’s vagina

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If that headline confused you, don’t worry – you’re not alone! How do you charge a phone in a woman’s vagina and why would Usher do such a thing? Well, apparently the phone charger herself is a performance artist who wanted to show the relationship between technology and human dependency and I guess that was the way to do it?

Usher actually paid $20 for 10 minutes of charge (which is tacky and kinda takes any “art” out of it, I think – not that it’s art to begin with, in my opinion) and distinguished art fans were all standing around watching this whole thing, so… yeah. This happened.

I love that Usher is looking at it like he’s never seen a vagina before. Go figure.

Thanks, as usual, to TMZ for being on the ground and ready to get that hard-hitting news when it matters most!

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Usher’s stolen sex tape is on the black market

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If you weren’t interested in Usher‘s exclusive Cheerios single, maybe this will be more up your street: someone stole a sex tape he made and now it’s making its way around the black market, looking for a buyer. This, of course, is illegal and considered stolen property, but the seller doesn’t really seem to care about all that.

From TMZ:

TMZ broke the story … someone broke into Usher’s car in ATL back in 2010 and stole 2 laptops, 2 video cameras and a million bucks in jewelry.

Turns out … a sex tape featuring Usher and wife Tameka Raymond was on one of the laptops.

Someone tried selling the tape shortly thereafter but no one would touch it. But in the last few days the tape has resurfaced and someone is trying to hawk it.

Whoever’s trying to sell it is not going to adult film companies … there’s no way they would touch it because they would never get a sign-off from Usher. So the sellers are going right to the blogs.

We know famed lawyer Mark Geragos is repping Usher and is aggressively on the hunt to find the person who’s trying to cash in.

When will people learn? Like, honestly. Yes, let’s shoot a sex tape and put it on my laptop, which we’ll then leave in my celebrity car. Come on! Also, I’ve never really understood the draw of making a sex tape, anyway. You’re having sex, it’s hot, that’s it. It takes a particular type of narcissism to get off on watching yourself have sex all over again. Dudes – care to explain?

In any case, I doubt this will ever see the light of day, which is a blessing for us all.

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Usher releases new song exclusively in… boxes of Cheerios at Wal-Mart

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I know things are getting a little seedy in the music world because people aren’t wanting to pay for music and we’re all just downloading everything, but it seems like times are really getting desperate for Usher, who released a new song exclusively in boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios sold at Wal-Mart. LOL, okay.

From Billboard:

A new song by Usher will be the prize at the bottom of select cereal boxes. Starting Tuesday, a exclusive single will be available for download with specially-marked Honey Nut Cheerios packages purchased at Walmart stores across the country.

The track is called “Clueless” and comes amidst a prolonged wait for the singer’s new album, UR.

Well, that’s… awesome for him, I guess? Frankly, I’d toss the music and just eat all the Honey Nut Cheerios. They’re so, so good – I haven’t had them in years!

What do you think is happening here? Is releasing a song in a box of cereal a smart marketing move or the sign of a career in decline? Something tells me it’s the latter…

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Usher will punch Justin Bieber in the chest if he has to

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No one seems to be controlling Justin Bieber, or even offering him some friendly advice and guidance on how not to be a total dickwad for the rest of his life. His mother’s too busy cashing the checks and spreading her pro-life message across the country, Scooter Braun is too busy contemplating how he’s a grown man with a nickname after a toddler’s bike and Usher… well, he’s finally ready to step up to the plate. He’ll beat the shit out of Justin… you know, if need be.

From Billboard:

Usher is realizing there are limits to his influence, especially when it comes to Bieber’s current behavior. “Our relationship is more man-to-man now,” he says. “He’s making his own decisions and it’s important to show support. I can say I’m not happy with all the choices my friend has made, but I’m supportive of him. I try my hardest to give as much positive reinforcement as I can. I’ll punch him in the f—ing chest when I need to, and give him a hug and kiss when I need to. It’s more than just mentoring. I love the kid.”

Well… okay. I guess there are sometimes when you just need to “punch [someone] in the fucking chest” or whatever. Sure, I’ll go for that. That will definitely work. Sounds like a bit of the blind leading the blind here.

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Music Video: Usher – ‘She Came to Give It to You’ featuring Nicki Minaj

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Usher has always thought he was Michael Jackson reincarnate (even before MJ was dead), so it’s no surprise to me that he’s continuing to try to morph into the King of Pop. It’s not happening, of course, but that doesn’t seem to discourage him. His new single is called ‘She Came to Give It to You’, which is like ‘Blurred Lines’ redux. Because we needed another ‘Blurred Lines’, of course.

Nicki Minaj features in the song/video and Drake is even there, splurging on a bunch of bags of chips (well, he was there behind-the-scenes, anyway). Live large, man.

This song is awful.

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