Do you think it’s fair to say that it’s about time to stop with the comparisons between Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and start with the comparisons between Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes? Or, at the very least, it’s time to start forming the theory that Amanda Bynes is the result of some weird time travelling mad scientist who was able to combine the DNA of Lindsay and Britney to form one megabeast known as Amanda Bynes.
For the first little bit, Amanda was certainly channeling Lindsay: the DUI, the complete denial of guilt, the unbelievably entitled tweets to the president. But here lately, Amanda has been giving off a much more crazy vibe, which, as we all know, is Britney’s game.
Here, let’s just read about what Amanda got into yesterday:
Amanda Bynes went shopping today in West Hollywood … and locked herself in a dressing room for nearly 2 hours.
Amanda was shopping at Kin — a hip boutique. Amanda took some clothes inside the fitting room and stayed for 1 hr. 45 min.
The clerks heard a banging sound coming from inside the dressing room every 10 minutes or so. One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long. The employee drove to the store to help, to no avail. Amanda wouldn’t come out, telling them, “I need more time.”
Amanda finally came out at around 5:30 PM, went to the register and bought a pair of stilettos, a pair of sunglasses and a few other things.
Now get this … as Amanda walked out she noticed she had tried on a bathing suit top that was underneath her dress and told the clerk she forgot it was on. Amanda then paid for the suit.
Amanda saw a few photogs before leaving and then asked the clerk to call her a cab. It’s unclear how she arrived at the store.
Afterwards one of the clerks told someone, “I was so worried about her. I didn’t know what she was doing in [the dressing room]. I didn’t know if she was overdosing, or doing drugs or what.”
See, there’s the weird attempted theft, which is Lindsay territory, but really strange behavior, which is more Britney. And I’m not the only one who can see the Britney, because Amanda is now allegedly telling people that she doesn’t need a conservatorship. I can’t find where that story originated, so I’m guessing that this is the original story and that Amanda is having another crazy break. Like Britney.
This girl is just too much.