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Who Told Everyone to Look Ridiculous at The Billboard Music Awards?

A photo of Miley Cyrus

Really though, who was it? Because whoever it was is not a good friend. Whoever called the entire guest list of the Billboard Music Awards and said “hey, just wanted to let you know to be sure to have awful hair, horrible makeup, and/or a really bad dress! Love you, girl!” has a dark, mischievous spirit and needs to be held accountable for all of this.

There was Miley Cyrus, obviously, and her ensemble. Sarah showed you her choices just a little while ago, but you know I can’t just let that be the end of it. Look at that hair, you guys. I know Miley’s a Southern girl, so she was ingrained with that meaningful mantra, “the higher the hair, the closer to God,” but this isn’t the Dixie Stampede or the Grand Ole Opry, and you shouldn’t use your hair to fool yourself.

Then there was Natasha Beddingfield. Girl.

A photo of Natasha Beddingfield

And Justin Bieber wore a wallet chain and two earrings:

A photo of Justin Bieber

But then Katy Perry trumped them all with this mess:

A photo of Katy Perry

She’s wearing that tragic makeup again, as you can see. And her dress … I don’t even know what to say. Her dress looks like something I would have loved for my Barbies to have worn in 1994. Her dress looks like it would go great with a classic pair of jellies. Which is all to say that her dress looks silly but fun, I suppose. Meanwhile, her makeup …

A photo of Katy Perry

It’s just not a good situation.

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  • Miley looks ridiculous how she is dressed up and her make-up is just too much. She wants to show she is an adult than she should know how to dress as an adult not like a troll-up.

    The Beaver looks just plain stupid the way he dresses like a kid.

    Katy Perry needs to stop the Goth look.