“My dad always said it to me, and I never really listened. I would always sweat the small stuff, and I think it’s ‘this too shall pass. That’s something I so needed to remember, when you’re that young, even now, everything that happens, it’s the end of the world, it’s the end of your world. I had my biggest heartbreak when I was 14 — even though that sounds crazy because I was 14 — but it is. That was what love was to me. I was in love with somebody. I was in love with this person that I thought was perfect, and so amazing and so when you get your heart broken that’s all you see: The rest of my life is ruined because he doesn’t love me back. He doesn’t think I’m pretty, then I’m not pretty. He doesn’t think I’m worth his time, I’m not worth anyone’s time. That kind of thing. So I think just remember that “this too shall pass” and it’s not the end of the world … You got to keep going. It’s generic, but it’s true. It’s a big something to remember.”
The ex-boyfriend in question is none other than Nick Jonas, who went on to date Selena Gomez for a minute, who is now dating Justin Bieber. Selena, that is, not Nick. Although I’d question that if I didn’t know better. All these Disney or whatever kids. I can barely keep them straight anymore.
Anyway, back to the dress—now, I know that we’re accustomed to seeing Miley in various states of semi-undress, ever since she was, like, fifteen or something with those “leaked” photos, but is this dress even appropriate for a nineteen-year-old? Yeah, I realize that nineteen is “legal” and nineteen is “adult,” but damn. She’s really going for broke these days, isn’t she?