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Selena Gomez releases ‘The Heart Wants What It Wants’

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LOL at the title of Selena Gomez‘s new single, ‘The Heart Wants What It Wants’. Obviously her heart has wanted a bit of Bieber action for the past few years. This is all pretty… uncomfortable and bizarre, since the track starts off with Selena seemingly making a confession about a relationship on how much she loved this guy but then he did something that completely shattered her. Then the guy turned things around on her and made her feel crazy.

This song is OBVIOUSLY about Bieber, and it’s kinda a shitty song, but it’s the only single from her upcoming Greatest Hits album, which she’s doing to finish her contract with Hollywood Records. The video was actually filmed in March and was just delayed; she’s working on a new album that will come out on Interscope next year, apparently.

Anyhoo… enjoy! Homegirl is dickmatized, as the kids say.

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Selena Gomez needs to stop crying wolf

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Police in California are getting a little fed up with Selena Gomez, who has now called them THREE TIMES claiming that someone was in her house. How many times was there actually someone there? Zero. In fact, police have apparently told her to, you know, lock her fucking door if she’s afraid of people entering unlawfully.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … an alarmed Selena called police a few days back saying she thought someone was inside her house because when she got home the door was unlocked.

Cops raced over but found no one inside.

This is the third time Selena made calls to cops fearing an intruder where there was none.

Selena had gates installed around the house earlier this year — after a stalker repeatedly showed up at her $3 million Calabasas mansion.

I’m sure it’s scary when you’re a celebrity and have weird stalkers and shit, but like… take logical safety productions instead of being crazy. Also, if you’re THAT concerned about weirdos, maybe… move to middle America and leave the Hollywood lifestyle behind? It’s easy to disappear and live a “normal” life if you really want to.

If only she kept Justin Bieber around. He could have protected her. LOLOL!

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Selena Gomez took some new pictures

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Since splitting up with Justin Bieber for the 8,356th time, Selena Gomez has been keeping a somewhat low profile. That is, until now, since she has a ~sexy~ and ~edgy~ new photoshoot for God knows what in which her come-hither faces are seriously cracking me up.

I understand that Selena is going through her Miley phase (some would call it a slutty phase, but I don’t like that word), and I feel like Selena’s is far less obnoxious/offensive, but it’s a LOT more sad and sorta desperate. I wish homegirl would DO something with herself – use her talent, earn her celebrity. What is she famous for anymore?

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez break up… again

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I think this is about the 57th time I’ve had to write that headline. That’s right: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Again. No idea what happened – one second he was cooking her meals and things were honky dory. Then they went on vacation together (as seen above) to St. Martin and things went seriously downhill.

No one really knows what happened, but by the time they got to the airport to leave, they were both clearly in a bad mood and they took separate flights out. Justin headed to Paris, where he was photographed having a champagne dinner with Kendall Jenner, and Selena went home and emo tweeted the following:


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WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

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Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do.

Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper.

Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a weekend-long love fest

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never quit each other. It just won’t happen. Neither of them have the sense God gave them and their idiocy is masquerading under the misnomer “love”. Speaking of love, they spent all weekend gazing into each other’s eyes and promising the moon and the stars, apparently – at least according to TMZ:

Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together … and it was filled with lots of “I Love You” talk on both ends.

It’s been less than a week since they got back together … but we’re told they’ve already started calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend again.

As we previously reported … Biebs and Selena went to church together last week … they say to clean up their acts.  Makes senseour sources say they did wholesome things like hiking and hanging out at home.

We’re told Justin is doting over Selena — almost like a servant … and she likes it a lot.

LOL, went to church together. Are these two actually serious? Justin will forever mack on any woman that will give him a second glance in order to validate the manhood he wishes he had. Selena will forever throw herself right back at Bieber because she seemingly has low self-esteem and no self-respect. It’s a vicious cycle and one that I’m exhausted of.

And yes, I used an old ass photo on purpose because it’s hilarious and corny, just like they are.

Oh, and just another bit of “news” – Justin did the ice bucket challenge and further challenged Barack Obama and Ellen DeGeneres:

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Selena Gomez’s See Through Shirt: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Selena Gomez found time in between getting ironic tattoos and schooling instagram bullies to throw on a shirt (barely) to attend the Ischia Global Festival in Italy.

What do we think of this outfit: is it a “hell, yes!” or a “God, no”? Personally, I’m going, “God, no” on this one. It’s hard to tell which is worse: the cheap Forever 21-esque see-through blouse, or the weird textured skirt of hell.

Oh, and speaking of see-through shirts, how do we compare it to Zoe Saldana‘s number?:

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How does one decide amongst such awful?

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