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Selena Gomez took some new pictures

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Since splitting up with Justin Bieber for the 8,356th time, Selena Gomez has been keeping a somewhat low profile. That is, until now, since she has a ~sexy~ and ~edgy~ new photoshoot for God knows what in which her come-hither faces are seriously cracking me up.

I understand that Selena is going through her Miley phase (some would call it a slutty phase, but I don’t like that word), and I feel like Selena’s is far less obnoxious/offensive, but it’s a LOT more sad and sorta desperate. I wish homegirl would DO something with herself – use her talent, earn her celebrity. What is she famous for anymore?

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez break up… again

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I think this is about the 57th time I’ve had to write that headline. That’s right: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Again. No idea what happened – one second he was cooking her meals and things were honky dory. Then they went on vacation together (as seen above) to St. Martin and things went seriously downhill.

No one really knows what happened, but by the time they got to the airport to leave, they were both clearly in a bad mood and they took separate flights out. Justin headed to Paris, where he was photographed having a champagne dinner with Kendall Jenner, and Selena went home and emo tweeted the following:


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WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

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Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do.

Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper.

Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a weekend-long love fest

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never quit each other. It just won’t happen. Neither of them have the sense God gave them and their idiocy is masquerading under the misnomer “love”. Speaking of love, they spent all weekend gazing into each other’s eyes and promising the moon and the stars, apparently – at least according to TMZ:

Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together … and it was filled with lots of “I Love You” talk on both ends.

It’s been less than a week since they got back together … but we’re told they’ve already started calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend again.

As we previously reported … Biebs and Selena went to church together last week … they say to clean up their acts.  Makes senseour sources say they did wholesome things like hiking and hanging out at home.

We’re told Justin is doting over Selena — almost like a servant … and she likes it a lot.

LOL, went to church together. Are these two actually serious? Justin will forever mack on any woman that will give him a second glance in order to validate the manhood he wishes he had. Selena will forever throw herself right back at Bieber because she seemingly has low self-esteem and no self-respect. It’s a vicious cycle and one that I’m exhausted of.

And yes, I used an old ass photo on purpose because it’s hilarious and corny, just like they are.

Oh, and just another bit of “news” – Justin did the ice bucket challenge and further challenged Barack Obama and Ellen DeGeneres:

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Selena Gomez’s See Through Shirt: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Selena Gomez found time in between getting ironic tattoos and schooling instagram bullies to throw on a shirt (barely) to attend the Ischia Global Festival in Italy.

What do we think of this outfit: is it a “hell, yes!” or a “God, no”? Personally, I’m going, “God, no” on this one. It’s hard to tell which is worse: the cheap Forever 21-esque see-through blouse, or the weird textured skirt of hell.

Oh, and speaking of see-through shirts, how do we compare it to Zoe Saldana‘s number?:

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How does one decide amongst such awful?

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Selena Gomez got a rather ironic tattoo…

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Selena Gomez is a hot ass mess and everyone knows it (except for her, clearly). She has some obvious self-esteem issues, poor judgment skills and some substance abuse problems, as well, but you know, other than that, she’s got it all together. That’s why she got a super ironic – and particularly obnoxious – new tattoo that’ll make your eyes roll so far back in your head, you won’t be able to finish reading this story.

You see, Selena’s tattoo is in Arabic – a language she doesn’t speak from a culture which she’s not part of – and it apparently translates to “Love Yourself First”. I’ll give you a minute to process that and get it out of your system. HAHAHAHAHA! If there’s one piece of advice most people would give to Selena, it’s that she needs to love herself, because she’s constantly lowering herself and making the worst possible decisions with her life. From the repeated reunions with the world’s biggest human shit stain, to leaving rehab for alcohol addiction early to go to Sundance, to throwing wild parties that get the cops called on her and then trying to make up for it all by lecturing Instagram users… if she loved herself, half her fuckery wouldn’t happen.

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Selena Gomez is schooling Instagram bullies once again

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Selena Gomez is always fighting the good fight, guys. Back in December, she mediated a fight between two of her fans who were apparently bullying each other, and now she’s back at it. Someone on Instagram is said to have left Selena a comment on one of her photos which told her to “burn in hell with cancer”, and Selena just couldn’t ignore it.

The original comment this person left is now deleted, as is the poster’s entire account, but Selena made sure to screencap her own response to the troll in question. Here’s what she captioned it with: “Honestly, I don’t speak up much because it’s simply *always* taken out of context. But I don’t take bullying well. I have seen too much to not say anything.”

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I love how condescending her whole comment is. Selena clearly thinks she’s got her shit together and knows what she’s talking about, but we all know that’s complete and utter bullshit. Try to school someone on being a hot mess when you get your own life on track. Why don’t you lecture your little boyfriend on how to treat people decently?

What do you guys think? Is it worth even responding to Internet trolls when you’re a celebrity, or are you just giving them more attention?

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