2Selena Gomez Visits Hooters

Selena Gomez left her on-again-off-again boyfriend Justin Bieber behind when she went to her favorite restaurant — Hooters.

Last week she tweeted,”Me and my Hooters….. smh :)” and was referring to this photo of her posing with Hooters waitresses at a Hooters restaurant. Why? According to Harper’s Bazaar via Zimbo (bizarre indeed),

her dad started bringing her to the chicken wing establishment when she was just 7-years-old. “That kind of became our thing,” she noted.

Uh, okay. That seems like a really odd place for a father to take his 7 year-old daughter. And not just once, but repeatedly. Let’s just say, it’s an unusual tradition.

What do you think? Was it inappropriate of her dad to do that?

May 13, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

5Selena Gomez Wants Us To ‘Come And Get It’; I’ll Pass

Selena Gomez caught a bit of flack last month for dressing up in full Bollywood garb for her performance of ‘Come and Get It’ at the MTV Movie Awards, but too bad, so sad because she’s doing it again in her new video for the track. It’s a pretty okay pop track but it’s no ‘Love You Like a Love Song’. Then again, what is? The video is shit, though. Maybe I’m alone in this, but I seriously wonder why music videos are even made anymore. Oh, whatever.

What do we think?

May 8, 2013 at 6:32 am by Jennifer

1Selena Gomez’s Friends Are Begging Her To Leave Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber has been hinting that he’s back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that’s not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.

From The Sun:

While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her friends and colleagues are devastated.

One told me: “We did everything we could to keep them apart but he was so persistent.

“It’s really unhealthy they have such a turbulent relationship at such a young age.

“He leaves her in floods of tears constantly.

“She has had a really difficult year or so dealing with the tense emotions that come with dating him. We thought she had finally broken free. But he has persuaded her to take him back again. There’s not much we can do about it — but we are going to try.”

Ha! Can we get an episode of Intervention for this? I can just see Jeff VanVonderen sitting Selena down in a room and giving her an ultimatum. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you.

May 1, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer

5Either Justin Bieber’s Stalking Selena Gomez Or They’re Back Together

Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:

“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”

Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?

I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.

April 27, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

0Selena Gomez Just Wants to Have Fun, Guys

Selena Gomez never has much of anything interesting or intelligent to say (but she DOES have amazing hair), so it’s no surprise that her latest interview on the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show consisted of a lot of words with very little meaning. The gist of it, if my listening skills are correct, is that she wants the fun parts of fame and not the bullshit ones and everyone should just leave her alone, especially when it comes to her relationship with ex(?)-boyfriend Justin Bieber. But let’s hear it in her own words, shall we?

“I’m in my 20s. I wanna have fun [now]. I wanna enjoy my life and not have to worry about every single thing.”

“I think I’ve actually given enough of myself, if that makes sense. I feel within my music, and even how I handle myself in interviews, people think they know, but they really actually don’t… In a way, I like to keep myself a little bit private, but at the same time people do assume things.”

So, you are private but you still give info but you’ve given enough info even though people think you haven’t? Or something? I mean, I’m not a total imbecile and I do get what she’s going for here, but was there not a more succinct and direct way of going about it? Lord. I feel like I’m reading my journals from when I was 14.

April 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

3Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

I’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…

From People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.

April 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer