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Nick Jonas is joining the Chippendales

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I mean, not officially or anything, but I’m assuming this is the next logical step for Nick Jonas, who is really working it for the gay fans (because I don’t assume any women are looking at and enjoying this) lately by stripping down at every available opportunity. He’s showing his asscrack, grabbing his dick and basically being a nice piece of eye candy for Adam and Steve, if you get my drift. No shade there, but let’s just be honest.

This latest spread is for Details – we’ve got no quotes or anything on the article, but I suppose nothing he has to say is going to be more interesting than the pictures, anyway, so it’s whatever. Enjoy!

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Nick Jonas grabs his d*ck and it’s definitely NSFW

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Nick Jonas already showed off his rock hard abs for the benefit of it… whoever it is that likes him/pays attention to him, but now he’s taken it one step further as more photos from his shoot with Flaunt are released. In the new photos, he gives us the ole razzle dazzle in the form of a peek of plumber’s butt, as well as grabbing his dick for the world to see in another set of photos. I’ll put these behind a cut, in case you’re at work.

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Nick Jonas and his abs love their gay fans

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You don’t really hear much from Nick Jonas these days, which is just fine by me. Last we heard, he was rumoured to be hanging out with Miley Cyrus, though she didn’t like that too much (and neither, apparently, did her then-fiancé Liam Hemsworth) and that was all the way back in 2013. Since then, nada. But at least now we know what he’s been doing with his time: a lot of crunches, it seems.

Nick covered the new issue of Flaunt, where he bared his toned body and… that’s sorta it, really. However, this should be enough for his legions of gay fans (and they are legion, apparently) – he sees you and wants you to be happy, as he told Huffington Post Live:

“I love it; I’m thrilled by that. I always had a pretty strong gay fan base, having been a theater kid…That’s a community that I love and have embraced, and [they've] embraced me. I love them. They’re so supportive.”

Aw, ain’t that sweet?

Nick, of course, has had his own share of gay rumours, not that it matters either way. Can’t a straight man cover Lady Gaga in peace?

I don’t know, guys – the Jonas Brothers were well past my time, so Nick and the others (whose names I can’t even remember at the time – I know there’s Joe?) are sorta off my radar. But nice gym work, bro.

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Miley Cyrus Is Pissed Off at the Idiots Who Say She’s Hanging Out With Nick Jonas

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Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she’s hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, ‘cos she’s totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these “Will she or won’t she marry Liam Hemsworth?” reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag‘s brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong.

“I literally haven’t seen Nick Jonas in years. Don’t believe everything you read folks. Why are magazines allowed to publish straight bullshit. Look at my profile pic [which shows my engagement ring]. Look at my finger. Idiots.

“I couldn’t have ‘ran’ into anyone because I haven’t went to eat out in public in weeks because of the amount of paparazzi outside my house #shorthairrepunzel.”

She later deleted the messages and just left the following, but here’s my question: What the hell kind of hash tag is #shorthairrepunzel and why is she using it? If there’s one thing anyone with sense knows, it’s that you don’t try to give yourself a nickname. And also, Rapunzel is not only spelled incorrectly, but also, she’s known for her long hair and by being the “short hair” version of her, you’re… not Rapunzel at all. Anything that would have made you Rapunzel is no longer there.

I probably shouldn’t think so hard about this.


Nick Jonas Tries for Relevant, Writes a Song About Miley

HARRUMPH. And the song? It’s called ‘Wedding Bells’. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:

“We’re in the process of recording a new album, which is both good and bad, [the bad being that I had to] dive into subjects that make us uncomfortable and write about them. … You have to write a song and apologize for it later. I don’t think I’ve ever written a song that makes me as uncomfortable as this song does. Some things happened in the last year that affected me in that moment. … This song is called ‘Wedding Bells.’ “

If that clue right there is a little too vague for your tastes, try this one out for size—a lyric in the song says, “If you recall our anniversary falls/ Eleven nights into June,” and you’re as obsessed with Nick and Miley as much as I used to be some people are, then you’ll know that their anniversary *also* fell on June 11th. Of 2006. But hey, who’s counting, right?

Last, unless Selena Gomez is engaged to Bieber on the DL, and also throw away all of the other clues that allude to Miley, one can only assume that he’s talking about Miley, you know?

For All of You Who Thought Nick Might Have Been the Gay Jonas

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Looks like Nick (the youngest Jonas I think?) has latched onto some seriously hot vadge. Delta Goodrem, who I had to Google, is an Australian performer who most famously dated some dude from some band called ‘Westlife.’ She’s apparently pretty big in Australia, and she’s really, really hot.  Anyway, these two guys are dating, and even though Nick is not even 19 yet and Delta is 26, they seem to have a whole lot in common (mainly that whole ‘pretty’ thing). You go, Nick!

I don’t know a whole lot about the Jonas brothers except that they were all on Camp Rock, which, incidentally, I LOVED, and one of them was close to Demi Lovato for a point in time, but … Wait. You say he’s NOT who everyone thought was the gay one? There’s one worse than him at trying to hide their true feelings? … Oh I have GOT to see this.