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Miley Cyrus Is Pissed Off at the Idiots Who Say She’s Hanging Out With Nick Jonas

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Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she’s hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, ‘cos she’s totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these “Will she or won’t she marry Liam Hemsworth?” reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag‘s brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong.

“I literally haven’t seen Nick Jonas in years. Don’t believe everything you read folks. Why are magazines allowed to publish straight bullshit. Look at my profile pic [which shows my engagement ring]. Look at my finger. Idiots.

“I couldn’t have ‘ran’ into anyone because I haven’t went to eat out in public in weeks because of the amount of paparazzi outside my house #shorthairrepunzel.”

She later deleted the messages and just left the following, but here’s my question: What the hell kind of hash tag is #shorthairrepunzel and why is she using it? If there’s one thing anyone with sense knows, it’s that you don’t try to give yourself a nickname. And also, Rapunzel is not only spelled incorrectly, but also, she’s known for her long hair and by being the “short hair” version of her, you’re… not Rapunzel at all. Anything that would have made you Rapunzel is no longer there.

I probably shouldn’t think so hard about this.


Nick Jonas Tries for Relevant, Writes a Song About Miley

HARRUMPH. And the song? It’s called ‘Wedding Bells’. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:

“We’re in the process of recording a new album, which is both good and bad, [the bad being that I had to] dive into subjects that make us uncomfortable and write about them. … You have to write a song and apologize for it later. I don’t think I’ve ever written a song that makes me as uncomfortable as this song does. Some things happened in the last year that affected me in that moment. … This song is called ‘Wedding Bells.’ “

If that clue right there is a little too vague for your tastes, try this one out for size—a lyric in the song says, “If you recall our anniversary falls/ Eleven nights into June,” and you’re as obsessed with Nick and Miley as much as I used to be some people are, then you’ll know that their anniversary *also* fell on June 11th. Of 2006. But hey, who’s counting, right?

Last, unless Selena Gomez is engaged to Bieber on the DL, and also throw away all of the other clues that allude to Miley, one can only assume that he’s talking about Miley, you know?