3Miley Publicly Insists She’s Engaged

Miley Cyrus hasn’t said anything definitive about her alleged breakup with Liam Hemsworth until today. In a radio interview with Hot 99.5 in D.C., Ms. Cyrus responded to the DJ’s inquiry about her and Justin Bieber being romantically involved with a big fat,

I’m ENGAGED! I’m engaged. That is impossible.

(Thanks to TMZ for the transcript.) Engaged in what, Miley? Engaged in battle? Engaged in combat? Engaged at warp speed? I believe now 100% that this blind item is about Miley and Liam.

A Bieber/Cyrus/Hemsworth triangle sounds about eleventy-billion times worse than the ridiculous Jones/Cyrus/Hemsworth triangle.

June 12, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

6Top 14 Most Hated Celebrity Couples

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.

I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.

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June 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

6Blind Item About Miley And Liam?

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have got to be the most annoying on-again off-again couple in history (though Kristen/Rob and Rihanna/Chris could definitely take that title). So when I saw this blind item I thought, this has to be about them. From Blind Gossip:

Just a few weeks ago, this on-again, off-again young celebrity couple was acting as if everything was on again. They were seen together, all cute and cuddly and romantic.

Sweet, right? And, of course, it’s purely coincidental timing that they got back together again just before she had a new project to promote, and that he is being all supportive of her new project!

The truth is that they are not really together again. They actually broke up. In fact, she is dating someone else. And that someone else just happens to be… female. Yes, it turns out that our girl is secretly bisexual!

No, it’s not Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. In this case, he is older than she.

Let’s review.

– Item says “young celebrity couple”, without specifying what their jobs in the industry are. It also says she has a “new project” to promote — note the use of the word “project” and not movie. Which leads me to believe that this isn’t about an actress, and that this couple is from different entertainment circles. Liam is an actor, Miley is a singer.

– They’re known for being on and off and despite all clear signs that they’re off, they haven’t officially confirmed it.

– I can totally see Miley being into girls. This is based on a few little things, like Miley “teasing” that she’d like to make out with Rihanna, and oh, these photos of her making out with a girl (thanks, Hollywood Life!). There was also a story last year from ClevverNews that Miley was “caught” kissing a girl in NYC.

– Miley has a much talked about upcoming album. Lots of buzz.

– As Lainey Gossip pointed out, Liam just joined twitter. So far all he’s tweeted is a hello and a blatant promotional tweet for his upcoming film, but I can absolutely see him using this as a way to show his support for Miley’s album. A tweet here and there as the release date gets closer. He’s following only 13 people and one of them is Miley. Kind of weird to follow your ex-fiance, unless you don’t want people to know you actually broke up, and unless you’re only using twitter as a promotional tool instead of a personal outlet.

– Finally, Liam (23) is older than Miley (20).

The one thing though is that he needs her WAY more than she needs him, and the wording of this item suggests that keeping the charade benefits her more.

What are your guesses?

June 6, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3And Once Again, Miley And Liam Are Over

Miley and Liam, the most annoying couple after Gwyneth Paltrow and Gwyneth Paltrow, keep breaking up and getting back together but this time Us Weekly is boldly announcing that, like, no seriously you guys, they’re soooo over. How sick are we of this crap by now? It was only 5 days ago that people were saying that they’re back after that whole ridiculous January Jones bullshit. I don’t know who is more annoying, these jerks or Kristen and Sad Rob. From Us Weekly:

Looks like Liam Hemsworth’s brothers got their wish. A few weeks after Chris and Luke Hemsworth staged an intervention with their younger sibling to voice their concerns about his engagement to fiancee Miley Cyrus, the Hunger Games actor has called it quits with the former Disney star, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“They are definitely over,” one insider tells Us of the ex-lovebirds, who met on the set of The Last Song in 2009 and got engaged in June 2012. (Hemsworth, 23, proposed with a 3.5-carat diamond ring, which Cyrus, 20, has worn on and off ever since.)

The split comes after months of back and forth between the two, including a recent public display of affection at a party at the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer’s L.A. home. Prior to that, the couple of nearly four years took some time apart and put their wedding plans on hold while Hemsworth regrouped in his native Australia.

3.5 carats…goddamn. That’s like having a quail’s egg on your finger. I don’t think I’ve ever had quail’s eggs. I’m not GPal enough :(

Us promises more details in their upcoming issue, as this is pretty much nothing. But maybe Billy Ray was right this entire time? If they do in fact break up, Liam Hemsworth is going to get 90% less press on blogs everywhere and his publicist is going to be very sad.

P.S. I STILL STAND BEHIND THIS LOOK, I THINK SHE LOOKS RAD, ESPECIALLY IN BLACK AND WHITE, CHOO CHOO MOTHERF-CKERS.

May 30, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

7Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Haven’t Broken Up, They’re Just Busy, OKAY?

Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she’s insisting yet again that they haven’t broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They’re just busy. Like, GOD, you guys!

From V:

“I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.

“Every week it’s, ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them’.”

She added: “I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t.”

I’m trying to work this one out in my mindgrapes. So, Liam gets up to go to the gym at 6am, and you come home from the studio at 5…pm? But when did you leave for the studio – certainly not before Liam got up to work out? Surely you’ll have had time for a non-fat iced caramel macchiato together before doing things that don’t really take all day, every day? Oh, whatever.

Below, some more shots of Miley in V Magazine. I’m not sure if these are supposed to be sexy or what, but eh, no thanks.

May 2, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

4People Really Want To Believe That January Jones And Liam Hemsworth Are A Thing

Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, and January Jones are apparently all part of one big crazy super secret love triangle. This whole thing started at an Oscar party, where January Jones and Liam Hemsworth flirted and then allegedly left the party together, though honestly that doesn’t even look like him the car, but whatever. People started saying that he and Miley were done. Then they started saying that Mr. H was flirting with someone at the party but that it was Emma Watson. Then break-up rumors start happening. Miley and Mr. Hemsworth insist that they are still getting married. Then Miley’s stupid dad says on national TV that he’s not sure if their wedding will actually happen.

I am really, really hungry.

Anyway here are some new “reports” as brought to you by Entertainmentwise:

The couple sparked rumours of a fling after they were spotted leaving a party together in February and now, two months later, have been accused of contacting each other behind the back of the Hannah Montana star.

“Miley couldn’t believe it!” a source reportedly told the National Enqurier. “As if the embarrassment over Liam’s fling with January wasn’t bad enough, to find out that he’s still in touch with her is pretty much the nail in the coffin as far as their rela­tionship is concerned.”

No way in hell any of this is true. No chance Liam Hemsworth ever texted January Jones. If he did, it went like this:

LIAM HEMSWORTH: hey
JANUARY JONES: Hi?
HEMSWORTH: sup ;)
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: liam, yo
JONES: …who?
HEMSWORTH: wait, who is this
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: i think i got the wrong # lol

If this rumors are true, however, I will be very entertained.

April 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives