Miley Cyrus is back to terrorizing the world’s children by grinding on inflatable penises – something she did apparently to show ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth exactly what she thinks of him. Well, that’s classy. While on stage last night, she sorta “explained” what that was all about and let loose in a bizarre rant that rivals Kanye West‘s.
And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick – sometimes two – I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo. So then — you know, you can tell a lot about a person—I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherfuckers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called Wrecking Ball.
LOL, what? Girl, stay off the drugs and chill. This is just getting sloppy.
May 13, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have been broken up for a while, and both have managed to move on – Miley to bleached eyebrows and smoking weed on stage, and Liam to being “centered and grounded”. Who’s living their best life? You decide.
Here’s what Liam told The AP (via People) about his life lately:
“These days I feel like I’m more centered and grounded than I’ve ever been. I’ve learned so much. he first few years in L.A. were really tough and scary, but I had to figure things out for myself.”
And that meant learning to deal with all the media attention during his relationship with Cyrus, 20, and after their relationship ended in September following cheating rumors.
“What I always keep in mind is that I know what the truth is and that’s all that matters,” he says. “I know I’m a good person.”
Fair enough, dude. I don’t know enough about Liam Hemsworth to have an opinion on whether or not he was sticking it in January Jones while he and Miley were still together (or at all) but he has handled this whole thing with a whole lot of dignity, unlike his former other half. That sorta speaks volumes in and of itself, don’t you think?
November 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
I’ve been saying for ages that I think a large part of Miley‘s meltdown in recent months has to do with her breakup from Liam Hemsworth. You know how it is when you’re young – you’re in a relationship that you think is going to last forever and when it ends, you have no idea what to do with yourself or who you even are without this other person and so you go nuts and do shit that isn’t “you” at all, just to get as far away from anything that reminds you of that person. The issue here is that Miley has a world stage to do it on, which magnifies and encourages it, plus she has lots of money to buy lots of drugs which makes her have lots of fucked up ideas and it all spirals downhill.
However, Miley swears that’s not the case at all. In fact, she doesn’t even think about Liam anymore and just loves being alone – it’s you guys who won’t stop thinking about him! LAME.
From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS):
“I think people spend more time actually thinking about it than I really do. I just believe when a chapter is done you have to close it and start that new one. That’s kind of where I am right now. I felt like I have so much to be thankful for at this time that my energy hasn’t really been focused on that.
“I’ve been kind of impressed with people and how much they’ve actually shown more respect. I don’t really look up anything, so maybe they haven’t been showing respect.
“I want to be really clear and determined with everything I’m doing in my life right now, and I have been. I keep saying I’m the happiest I’ve ever been and that’s not even a dig. That’s just me, because I really am genuinely happy finally with myself, which I think sometimes it takes you separating yourself from someone else to really be happy with who you are. I’ve never been able to just be alone, and I’m obsessed with being alone and like hearing my thoughts.”
Oh dear. Miley’s in that self-obsessed phase of her early 20s, I see. I can’t imagine that her thoughts are all that interesting, but hey, whatever.
October 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth officially announced their break-up earlier this month, that means Liam’s back on the market, technically speaking. Well, not really, since he’s already dating Eiza Gonzalez, but you know what I mean. Well, if things don’t work with Eiza, Liam can always give Elton John a call. That’s right, ol’ Elton wants a piece of Liam.
He revealed his secret desire on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week. Well, he was actually talking about Miley’s VMA thing, but of course all roads lead to Liam (via DS):
“Miley Cyrus went on a performed like she did. And the whole purpose of VMAs when you got all these big artists competing against each other for attention is to flatten the opposition. She flattened the opposition.”
He added: “Nobody talked about anybody else except Miley. She has two records in the top 10, the No.1 single. Even though I think it was a weird performance.”
John then joked of Hemsworth: “I’ll take her old boyfriend, though. As the French say, ‘A bit on the side’. He’s gorgeous… those Australians.”
Ha! I’m sure Elton’s phone will be ringing by the end of the week. Liam isn’t really my cup of tea, but obviously he does it for plenty of other people.
September 25, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth finally decided that their fake engagement had run its course and are officially announcing their separation. Yeah, you really had us convinced, Miley. Even your dad was calling your bluff. Here are the complete lack of details from People:
It’s officially over: Reps for both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth confirm to PEOPLE exclusively that the engagement is off between the two stars.
Reps for both stars had no further comment.
September 16, 2013 at 4:25 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Liam Hemsworth was hoping for an armful of Amber Heard and got as opposite of that as one could get. He got a big handful of didlo instead. There were some pranksters on the set of Paranoia, the film he and Heard starred in. From The Blemish:
I get into the bed and they say ‘action.’ And then I turn over and I grab what I thought was her arm, and it was a giant dildo. It was about that big [holds hands about 2 feet apart], a black one. And I pulled it out, and everyone was in on it…except me, yeah.
On the plus side, for once there’s a story about him that doesn’t involve Miley Cyrus. All it took was one big black dildo.