0Demi Lovato’s Real Busted Up Over Losing Fez to Minka Kelly

Because, what’s she doing again? Oversharing on Twitter. See, sometimes I think that celebrities on Twitter is one of the best ideas that technology has come up with over the last decade, but sometimes I also think that it’s a tool for tools to be tools. About other tools and to tools. This time, she’s posting Taylor Swift song lyrics. Let me repeat that: Taylor Swift. Song lyrics. See what I mean?:

So I’m assuming that this is definitely about ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. And you know what? Despite the fact that she’s had her issues to work through, I will not hold back my “I told you so.” Because I TOLD HER SO. And everyone else in her life probably did, too. Hell, her own trashbag sister probably thought that dating Fez was a bad idea, and that’s a girl who puts dirty, filthy money in her mouth.

In related news, I guess we can probably surmise that Minka Kelly‘s got some issues herself. After all, Wilmer seems to gravitate toward women who are kind of unstable or impressionable, being that he dated Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Demi Lovato, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Avril Lavigne … should I go on?

Last*, Wilmer once told Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore’s virginity. Now why would anyone want to date someone who’d reveal that kind of information? Come on now.

*No, sorry, this is actually last: his name is WILMER. Enough said.

April 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah