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Jennifer Love Hewitt Had a Baby, Got Married

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It wasn’t so long ago when we found out that Jennifer Love Hewitt was both pregnant and engaged to boyfriend and former Client List co-star Brian Hallisay. It was a match made in heaven! Or an accidental pregnancy which forced two people who are both still tied to traditional “values” that they figured they’d better get married, who can say?

Either way, here’s some big news: she’s now given birth to a little girl named Autumn James AND got married. That’s a whole lot of news! Here’s the scoop from US Weekly:

Baby Love Hewitt! Jennifer Love Hewitt welcomed her first child, a beautiful baby girl, with Brian Hallisay on Tuesday, Nov. 26, her rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. And that’s not all — she and Hallisay also secretly tied the knot!

“Jennifer Love Hewitt and her husband Brian Hallisay are thrilled to announce the birth of their daughter,” the rep says. “Autumn James Hallisay was born on November 26.” A source adds that the couple “got married recently in private.”

Aw, well that’s nice. Best of luck to the happy couple! (That’s what you’re supposed to say to these things, right?)

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Oh Hey, Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant And Engaged

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I know this is “old news” (as in, more than 24 hours old) now, but I was debating whether or not to even report it because, you know, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Still, homegirl’s been chasing this dream so long, I figured it’s the least I could do for her. She’s having a baby! And she’s engaged now! And those things are totally coincidental and totally bode well!

The lucky bro is Brian Hallisay, her co-star on The Client List. They began dating about 15 months ago.

Here’s the pregnancy announcement from US Weekly:

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant and expecting her first child with actor Brian Hallisay, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. “We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along.

Who wants to venture a guess that this baby was definitely unexpected? Also the engagement announcement that came a few hours later, this time from People (way to spread out your official announcements, guys):

A day after announcing that she is pregnant with her first child, Jennifer Love Hewitt continues her happiness streak with the news that there’s even more love in her life.

Hewitt and the father of her child-to-be, Brian Hallisay, both 34, are engaged to marry, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“Yes,” said her rep, “they are engaged.”

Dear God, that’s dire. I know it’s from a rep so they have to be professional and all, but you would think a little more enthusiasm could be mustered. You mark my words I’ll be writing a split report in…  hmm, I’m feeling generous, so I’ll give it 18 months max. (Obviously, for JLove’s sake, I hope I’m wrong.)

Are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs Actually Worth $5 Million?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as “King Kong boobs”, and any lady with a nice rack knows it’s a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it’s hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they’re worth a few million.

From USA Today:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’” laughed Hewitt, who wears a size 36C bra. She then pointed to her chest and joked, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Y’all know JLH is forever in her skivvies on The Client List, which is one of the worst shows on TV at the moment, but apparently her grandmother loves it, especially when she bares all:

Hewitt shows off her famous assets regularly on the nighttime soap, much to the delight of her 86-year-old grandmother. “My grandmother loves to call me the TV ho,” the actress giggled. “She thinks it’s hysterical. . . I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that’s exciting. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I’m glad it’s me!”

Nothing like Memaw’s support for gratuitous Lifetime nudity! My grandmother still refers to my partner as my “friend”, so I don’t think she’s very progressive. In fact, I think even watching The Client List might finish her off for good. Kudos to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s grandma for successfully navigating the 21st century. And to Jennifer Love Hewitt herself, I suppose, for taking pride in her body.

Lifetime Is Making A Television Show Based on Pride and Prejudice Featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt

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This isn’t even a joke, this is actually happening. Lifetime, our favorite network, decided that they wanted to adapt Pride and Prejudice into a television show. The show will be called Darcy’s Town, and it will be set in the present day. In Virginia. Natch.

But Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t going to be featured onscreen – at least, there’s no word right now that she will be – but she’ll be working as the executive producer. It’s also going to be written by the woman who wrote Charmed.

You can go ahead and thank me for telling me about your new favorite television show now.

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Such A Mess

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Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt and every other woman who exists,

There are clothes that will look very flattering on you. You can find them at various places around the world.

Love,
Emily

P.S. This is not ok:

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No, I get it though, I do. It can be hard to find really cute clothes if you’re not a very thin woman with an hourglass shape and at a medium height. We all have our own unique problems when it comes to fashion, and I’m not making light of that. I still weep with joy every time I find a pair of jeans that can fit my ass without gaping obscenely at the waist (two times so far this year!). But you know what you do? You adapt, and you move on. You don’t give up and hop in some tragic jumpsuit. You keep fighting, because you’re worth it.

You’re worth it, J. Love. You’re so worth it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Mom Died

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From People:

[Jennifer Love Hewitt's] mom Patricia, 67, lost her battle with cancer on Tuesday, Hewitt’s rep announced in a statement.

“Her family mourns her loss,” the rep says. “She was an angel to all who knew her and they are grateful she is now in a better place. They ask for privacy at this difficult time. No further details are being provided.”

Hewitt, 33, who kept her mom’s illness private, appreciated her acceptance of the career decisions she made. For example, the actress’s mother was able to find her role as a prostitute on The Client List “hilarious,” Hewitt joked two years ago. “She was like, ‘So let’s review … For 15 years people have been talking about your boobs. Earlier this year, you wrote about your hoo haw in a book. Now you’re playing a crack ho on TV.’ She was like, ‘Do you think maybe you could do an animated movie next?’ “

Man. Poor Jennifer. All of this recent success, only to have something truly sad happen now. J’s mom was always cracking jokes at her daughter’s expense, all of them having to do with JLH’s sexy self. About her role as a prostitute, Jennifer says:

“My mom’s like, ‘I’m so proud. You’re pole dancing and you’re going to play a prostitute. Awesome!’ It’s like, ‘Yeah, what you always dreamed about, mama!’ But you know, it’s a great part.”

RIP, Ms. Hewitt. Hope you can keep on being proud of your daughter wherever you are.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Unlucky in Love, Guys, Gosh

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People have gone and upset ‘The Client List’s Jennifer Love Hewitt, guys. She’s all upset that people are writing malicious things about her like that her boobs are fake, she’s “cursed” in love, and the like, and you know what? She’s so upset about it that she’s—surprise, surprise—gone to Twitter to vent her frustrations. Not only is she calling people out about haters, she’s also retweeting things like, “Is it going to take Superman to sweep me off my feet?” which is not exactly deterring people from wondering about her mental status regarding her relationship life.

Here’s the gist of JLH’s complaints:

“Read like 10 rumors about myself today! So crazy! My boobs are real, I’m not cursed in love, I had a vacation with friends and I’m single! I am down. Really hurt by all the people who judge me, write mean things, rumors etc. It’s so hurtful. It’s hard to keep your head up. This is what I did on vacation. Painted part of there (sic) school and met these great kids. No more rumors.”

Oh. Girl. Let’s just quit with the their/they’re/there misuse. It’s not helping out your case any, hon. And maybe if you’d quit favoriting Tweets that make you look like you’ll stalk any half-decent-looking dude who looks your way, people wouldn’t be so quick to judge you. On Twitter. On Twitter. Elsewhere, all bets are off.

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