From The Situation‘s very own website:
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino is home and would like to thank his fans, friends, family, and business partners for their continued support and words of encouragement.
He is now stronger and better than ever, and excited for this new amazing chapter in his life.
With your positive reinforcement and a whole new outlook on life – there are so many great things on the horizon, and I am sure you will all be excited for the many new projects Sitch has in development.
Words alone cannot express how much you all mean to Mike, and his gratitude for the care you showed him is infinite.
You guys truly are the best!
Aren’t you so happy! He’s excited for this amazing new chapter in life! And since the Shore is going to start filming for its 6th season (ohmigod I can’t even pretend for a second that I’m not shocked and/or dismayed that this has been happening five consecutive seasons), he’s all amped up because he’s going to be bigger and better than ever! I’m all sorts of excited, myself, because someone – whoever wrote this – actually refers to Michael Sorrentino as ‘Sitch’. They call him Sitch, and they’re serious when they do it. That’s the part that *I’m* most excited about.
But yeah! Rehabbed in just two weeks, that’s, what, got to be some kind of record, huh (I checked; it’s not)? I’m assuming he can turn water into wine and walk on water? Hey! “Sitch” is just in time for Easter, you know – maybe he could really bust out some impressive moves and …
I’m sorry. I just can’t continue under these pretenses. The Situation is as full of shit as his show and all of the people who take him seriously. Word.