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13Courtney Stodden Wants to Show You Her Closet

A photo of Courtney Stodden

For some reason, Courtney Stodden seems to think that we’re all really envious of her amazing fashion sense and that we would love her to help us dress ourselves. I think she actually believes that she’s not just a model, not just a singer, but also the number one fashion icon of our time.

Regardless of what Courtney’s intentions are, this girl is damn good at getting people to talk about her and to think about her, and ever since I saw all these pictures from The Daily Mail of Courtney showcasing her clothes, I’ve been thinking about a number of things.

- Why does she have this many feather boas? Seriously, why? Can anyone give me a single solid reason why she would have that many boas? It’s really bothering me.

- If she has that many different pairs of shoes, then why does she wear the same pair over and over?

- Do people really have their bras just scattered all over like that, or is she just trying to be sexy? Or do people leave their bras scattered like that BUT she’s just trying to be sexy? Either way, I’m sure she think it’s super hot.

- Why isn’t there a picture of Courtney showing off her trashy armband collection? Oh, is it just because she only has the one and it’s already melted onto her skin?

- Is it just me, or does she kind of look like she’s actually 17 here?

I hope you can answer some of these questions for me, you guys. I can’t tell you how often Courtney haunts my dreams, but I haven’t been sleeping well recently, and I’d really appreciate if for one night this scintillating, sultry siren should so select to surrender my seriously substandard slumber for a sustained spell. That’s Courtney speak for “please explain this bitch to me, ’cause I’m tired as hell and I need a nap.” Thanks!

February 24, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

13 Responses to “Courtney Stodden Wants to Show You Her Closet”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    Is “closet” a euphemism for “boobs” now?

  2. puddin says:

    Women do leave bras all over the place, but its either because they want to be sexy or they’re just slobs. Either way, it tells you a lot about the person.

  3. Lily says:

    Did you realize she got rid of that stupid arm bracelet!? CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

    • Emily says:

      Wait, it’s still there! You can’t see it in the main photo, but if you look through the gallery, you can definitely see it. It lives!

  4. mina says:

    This girl’s closet is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

  5. Lilly says:

    When she smiles, she looks so much younger… If she could just stop all the posing and weird angling of our mouth and her body she thinks is so sexy, she would be a thousand times more attractive. Oh… wait… no one would talk about her then… Never mind.

  6. NiNi says:

    Umm is this suppose to be at her house? Cuz that bed she’s posing on looks like a twin bed.

  7. Sabu says:

    Her face looks younger. Her colossal fake boobs and old lady chicken thighs are telling a different story. I also can’t think of a single 17 year old who would voluntarily choose any of those clothes.

  8. Janem says:

    I do the bra thing, too. Right now there’re like three lying around here. I’m not trying to be sexy, I guess I’m just really lazy.

  9. marie says:

    She looks beat. I do not see a 17 year old. She looks like an old used up 40 year old hooker. I love the comment of the chicken legs and huge old granny boobs. They are fake. Also, what is up with her mouth!? She has the strangest facial expressions and sometimes looks handicapped.

  10. J-Kitt says:

    In a couple of the shots the boas and the bras are re-positioned to make sure they are in photos from different spots in the room.

  11. Lady Satan says:

    Anyone else find it creepy that a married woman (OK even if she is 17) has a bedroom like this? A single bed, nothing but girly stuff strewn around … where is creepy old Doug in all this?

    I wonder if her darling husband has some kind of kiddie fetish and she has her own room so he can play “daddy”.

    The whole thing is just so wrong. I need a shower now. Ick.

  12. Elizabeth says:

    I could have sworn that was Jenna Jameson not Courtney Stodden. Not quite sure who should be more insulted in that scenario…

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