For some reason, Courtney Stodden seems to think that we’re all really envious of her amazing fashion sense and that we would love her to help us dress ourselves. I think she actually believes that she’s not just a model, not just a singer, but also the number one fashion icon of our time.
Regardless of what Courtney’s intentions are, this girl is damn good at getting people to talk about her and to think about her, and ever since I saw all these pictures from The Daily Mail of Courtney showcasing her clothes, I’ve been thinking about a number of things.
– Why does she have this many feather boas? Seriously, why? Can anyone give me a single solid reason why she would have that many boas? It’s really bothering me.
– Do people really have their bras just scattered all over like that, or is she just trying to be sexy? Or do people leave their bras scattered like that BUT she’s just trying to be sexy? Either way, I’m sure she think it’s super hot.
– Why isn’t there a picture of Courtney showing off her trashy armband collection? Oh, is it just because she only has the one and it’s already melted onto her skin?
– Is it just me, or does she kind of look like she’s actually 17 here?
I hope you can answer some of these questions for me, you guys. I can’t tell you how often Courtney haunts my dreams, but I haven’t been sleeping well recently, and I’d really appreciate if for one night this scintillating, sultry siren should so select to surrender my seriously substandard slumber for a sustained spell. That’s Courtney speak for “please explain this bitch to me, ’cause I’m tired as hell and I need a nap.” Thanks!