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7Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days of Christmas

A photo of Courtney Stodden

In case you couldn’t tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like “sweet Santa of seduction,” “Santa of Ravishment,” and “Mr. Moist Saint Nick.” And if that doesn’t convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she’s doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it’s wonderful.

So far we’re just on day four, but this is what Courtney’s true love has given her so far:

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties…

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tees…

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri…

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four faux furs…

Oh goodness, you guys.  ”Three thick thesauri,” I can’t.  It’s too early, it’s too much, I just can’t.  And just imagine how wondrous the next eight days are going to be!  In my wildest dreams, the 12th day of Christmas brings “twelve twinkling tweakers,” complete with a photo of Courtney surrounded by crackheads covered in body glitter.  What about yours?

December 18, 2011 at 5:00 am by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

7 Responses to “Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days of Christmas”

  1. Liz says:

    God, this chick is SUCH a whore. She justs gets skankier by the day. What do you bet the chorus is “Five STDS”?

  2. Kate says:

    Proudly sporting her camel toe. What a smelly whore!!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    this bitch is retarded, the twelve days of christmas start ON christmas day and go until january 5, the feast of the epiphany. bitch claims to be a christian but she doesn’t know this!?

    • Mel says:

      That’s exactly what i was gonna say. She claims to be super christian and it’s not that i believed her or anything, but this? This is really lame even for someone as dumb as she is.

  4. blasted1 says:

    …..5 LOVELY ‘LUDES!!!!

  5. Bev says:

    As skanky and outlandish as she is…I think she’s kind of funny.

  6. Kat says:

    If by some incredible streak of luck, you get the photos of Courtney with crackheads in body glitter, not only do I want to see them, but I want them mural-style in my apartment. In the bathroom.

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