See what not dating Wilmer Valderrama does for you? Demi‘s already looking positively radiant, and why not? She’s got reason to celebrate! The above photo is Demi at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, and she looks unbelievable. The natural cleavage is gorgeous (no contouring makeup there Courtney Stodden), her skin tone doesn’t look radioactive, and her smile is actually pretty genuine, considering the Tweets that she’d fired off earlier in the week that made me wonder what the hell is so special about f-cking Wilmer Valderrama. On the whole, a complete and utter win, if you ask me.
Now? If she’d lay off the whole bit of quoting Marilyn Monroe, she’d be a cut above the rest. Honestly, guys, whenever I see someone (namely a woman) quoting Marilyn Monroe, I start to get kind of scared. Why, just yesterday, one of my Facebook friends took a field day on MM quotes and it seemed like every hour there was a new quip about being unstable but lovable, irrational but because life’s burdens are way too much, and it seriously went on for HOURS. Somebody apparently had a bad afternoon.
I apologize in advance, but quoting Marilyn Monroe does not exactly depict the quotee as a picture of stability. Even the standard (and probably least harmful) quote of “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” is just too much. Honestly? You’re selfish and impatient? You’re out of control? That doesn’t sound like someone I’d like to know, guys, because people like that are often too much to take. Think Lindsay Lohan. Think Marilyn Monroe. Think the whiniest of your whiny Facebook friends. No thanks.
But anyway. Demi’s looking great, that dress is the hotness, and now that she’s gotten all of the bad out of her system, it’s high time to continue kicking career ass and maybe even find a date-able guy in all of this somewhere. If, you know, that’s what she feels is important. We support you, girl!