Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama have been back together for a long time now, and they’re totally adorable and in love (or sickening and gross, if you’re not into the whole romance thing). Engagement rumours have been making the rounds for several months, and while they haven’t confirmed anything, both of them feel the need to splash their love all over social media whenever they can.
Get your barf bags ready!
@WValderrama I know this won't mean anything to you but our love is greater than Olivia Pope and Pres. Fitzgerald Grant's
I’m not necessarily sure that Demi Lovato is the first person I think of when I think of skincare products, but she does have nice skin and she has lots of teenage fans who don’t really need to worry about hardcore serums and creams and whatnot, so I think her new skincare line, Devonne, will do well for her.
To be honest, I didn’t even know Demi was planning to release a skincare range until I came across the video promo for the line, which is pretty adorable and features her testing the products on a miserable-looking (on purpose! [?]) Wilmer Valderrama.
Apparently Devonne was created by Demi along with chemists she’s known for years and the line only includes 3 products at the moment – a Deep Facial Cleanser, a Hydrating Radiance Mist and a 3-in-1 Moisturizing Primer. The best part of the brand (I looked at the website!) is that apparently a portion of the proceeds go to the Lovato Treatment Scholarship for those struggling with mental illness. That’s a pretty good cause, you have to admit.
I’m not going to use any of this stuff because I’m not 16, but here’s the Devonne website if you know any pre-teens/teens that you want to get into skincare and give a cute little gift to for a birthday or whatever.
There were rumours going around for the past few years that Demi Lovato nude photos were being shopped around to the highest bidder. I’m not sure who paid up, but they’ve hit the Internet. Some of them were with on-again/off-again boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama and all of them are… not something any of us really need to see.
There are only one or two that are truly “NSFW”, if you will, but I’ll throw them all behind a cut just to be on the safe side.
Wilmer Valderrama. To me he is the essential celeb that’s stuck in the era when they were famous. I always forget he exists, and when he pops back into the world, it’s never for work that he’s doing, it’s for being Wilmer Valderrama.
My @ddlovato, thank you for your sweet words.. Your thoughts mean so much to me.
It sounds pretty lovey-dovey.
Can someone real quick tell me what the appeal is in this dude? It’s not like he’s particularly offensive or gross or anything but he lands such high profile women and he seems so…ick? And what really sucks about him is that whenever I write about him, I get the That ’70s Show theme in my head. And not the original Big Star version, but the one of them singing. Life is so hard.
Look at that face. No, seriously—look at that face. Demi Lovato should be in more movies, because the sheer will behind acting all proud and “chin up, girl” is almost astounding. Tell me that isn’t a walk of shame face right there, too. If it weren’t for the fact that Fez is following her into her house, like a creepy, lurking creeper, then I’d say, “Wow, Demi Lovato. Way awesome ‘walk of shame’ face.”
Because, what’s she doing again? Oversharing on Twitter. See, sometimes I think that celebrities on Twitter is one of the best ideas that technology has come up with over the last decade, but sometimes I also think that it’s a tool for tools to be tools. About other tools and to tools. This time, she’s posting Taylor Swift song lyrics. Let me repeat that: Taylor Swift. Song lyrics. See what I mean?:
So I’m assuming that this is definitely about ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. And you know what? Despite the fact that she’s had her issues to work through, I will not hold back my “I told you so.” Because I TOLD HER SO. And everyone else in her life probably did, too. Hell, her own trashbag sister probably thought that dating Fez was a bad idea, and that’s a girl who puts dirty, filthy money in her mouth.
Ew. Seriously, all I’ve really got to say about all this is f-cking ‘ew’. Why do attractive women seem to gravitate toward this tool? Is it the accent he pulled off on That 70′s Show? Is it his smoldering brown eyes? Does he have a gigantor crank? It’s got to be that last thing I said, because his accent in That 70′s Show was damn creepy, his eyes are beady, cold, and calculating, and the only thing that might actually redeem this guy is if he had a gigantor crank. And I’m talking a gigantor crank. But even then, folks. Even then. I wouldn’t be seen in public with this guy if my life depended on it. Nope. I’d bang him in secret, deny, deny, deny, and ride the fun ’til I got sick of it. Then I’d move on – unceremoniously; like, I’d just start sleeping with someone way more prolific and important and not even return his calls – because this guy’s a skeeve with a funny-shaped head and he deserves to be treated like that.
Why these lovely ladies all feel the need to romanticize this cretin is one of the world’s big mysteries, right up there with how the pyramids were made and what the f-ck Lindsay Lohan injects into those liver-lips of hers.
Does he kiss you with his eyes wide open, too, girl?
Minka Kelly-Wilmer Valderrama images courtesy of our partner, Lainey Gossip.