There were rumours going around for the past few years that Demi Lovato nude photos were being shopped around to the highest bidder. I’m not sure who paid up, but they’ve hit the Internet. Some of them were with on-again/off-again boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama and all of them are… not something any of us really need to see.
There are only one or two that are truly “NSFW”, if you will, but I’ll throw them all behind a cut just to be on the safe side.
April 7, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Wilmer Valderrama. To me he is the essential celeb that’s stuck in the era when they were famous. I always forget he exists, and when he pops back into the world, it’s never for work that he’s doing, it’s for being Wilmer Valderrama.
Ms. Lovato tweeted to her 18 million+ followers,
Congrats to @WValderrama for his Outstanding Social Activism Alma award.. You are such an inspiration.. I’m so proud of you!!
He tweeted back, to his 400,000+ followers,
My @ddlovato, thank you for your sweet words.. Your thoughts mean so much to me.
It sounds pretty lovey-dovey.
Can someone real quick tell me what the appeal is in this dude? It’s not like he’s particularly offensive or gross or anything but he lands such high profile women and he seems so…ick? And what really sucks about him is that whenever I write about him, I get the That ’70s Show theme in my head. And not the original Big Star version, but the one of them singing. Life is so hard.
September 30, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Look at that face. No, seriously—look at that face. Demi Lovato should be in more movies, because the sheer will behind acting all proud and “chin up, girl” is almost astounding. Tell me that isn’t a walk of shame face right there, too. If it weren’t for the fact that Fez is following her into her house, like a creepy, lurking creeper, then I’d say, “Wow, Demi Lovato. Way awesome ‘walk of shame’ face.”
And to think, just last week I was hoping for a Demi-and-Fez reunion. Ask and you shall receive, huh? Funny thing is, X-Factor execs must have taken control over Demi’s Twitter account, because instead of posting about All Things Love & Fez, there’s nary a word anywhere about personal matters, and that was kind of commonplace before Demi hooked up with the show. It was getting almost LeAnn Rimes-like: every week, we were treated to various quips about love and heartbreak and taking “Twitter breaks.” Guess those days are long gone, my friends, and we have Simon Cowell and company to thank for that.
Also, I guess Demi’s not all that ashamed to take Minka Kelly’s sloppy seconds off her hands—even though Fez was Demi’s man first time around to begin with.
Congratulations, girl! You win! How does it feel?
September 11, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Because, what’s she doing again? Oversharing on Twitter. See, sometimes I think that celebrities on Twitter is one of the best ideas that technology has come up with over the last decade, but sometimes I also think that it’s a tool for tools to be tools. About other tools and to tools. This time, she’s posting Taylor Swift song lyrics. Let me repeat that: Taylor Swift. Song lyrics. See what I mean?:
So I’m assuming that this is definitely about ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. And you know what? Despite the fact that she’s had her issues to work through, I will not hold back my “I told you so.” Because I TOLD HER SO. And everyone else in her life probably did, too. Hell, her own trashbag sister probably thought that dating Fez was a bad idea, and that’s a girl who puts dirty, filthy money in her mouth.
In related news, I guess we can probably surmise that Minka Kelly‘s got some issues herself. After all, Wilmer seems to gravitate toward women who are kind of unstable or impressionable, being that he dated Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Demi Lovato, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Avril Lavigne … should I go on?
Last*, Wilmer once told Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore’s virginity. Now why would anyone want to date someone who’d reveal that kind of information? Come on now.
*No, sorry, this is actually last: his name is WILMER. Enough said.
April 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Ew. Seriously, all I’ve really got to say about all this is f-cking ‘ew’. Why do attractive women seem to gravitate toward this tool? Is it the accent he pulled off on That 70′s Show? Is it his smoldering brown eyes? Does he have a gigantor crank? It’s got to be that last thing I said, because his accent in That 70′s Show was damn creepy, his eyes are beady, cold, and calculating, and the only thing that might actually redeem this guy is if he had a gigantor crank. And I’m talking a gigantor crank. But even then, folks. Even then. I wouldn’t be seen in public with this guy if my life depended on it. Nope. I’d bang him in secret, deny, deny, deny, and ride the fun ’til I got sick of it. Then I’d move on – unceremoniously; like, I’d just start sleeping with someone way more prolific and important and not even return his calls – because this guy’s a skeeve with a funny-shaped head and he deserves to be treated like that.
Why these lovely ladies all feel the need to romanticize this cretin is one of the world’s big mysteries, right up there with how the pyramids were made and what the f-ck Lindsay Lohan injects into those liver-lips of hers.
Does he kiss you with his eyes wide open, too, girl?
Minka Kelly-Wilmer Valderrama images courtesy of our partner, Lainey Gossip.
April 4, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
See this chick above? You know who that is. That’s Minka Kelly, the subject of many a male and female fantasy. Also, she dated Derek Jeter, and Lord knows he only dates grade-A ass (subject to final review). He also dated Cameron Diaz, didn’t he? That’s questionable right there. Review it.
As for the head line, the Demi in question is Demi Lovato, and sources are saying that Fez – AKA Wilmer Valderrama AKA Demi’s ex-boyfriend – is now hitting this. Well, that. As in Minka Kelly.
From the New York Daily News:
Minka Kelly is swapping ball players for the Hollywood variety. A source at Beacher’s Madhouse on Saturday night spotted Wilmer Valderamma exit the Hollywood club to escort Kelly and her friend inside. “He didn’t need to come outside and get her,” said the insider, who added that Kelly, who arrived at 12:45 a.m., could have gained access on her own accord, and that Valderamma had arrived earlier in the evening with Hayden Panettiere and a few others. Once insider Beacher’s, where Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus also spent the evening, the actor stayed by the side of Derek Jeter’s former squeeze for the entire night. The source adds, however, the pair were careful about appearing too affectionate inside the trendy club. A friend of Valderamma’s says the famous twosome “are getting to know each other” right now.
Oh. OH. Yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but some people might think it’s comparing apples to oranges – yes, good apples and good oranges, but apples and oranges nonetheless. Some people might even go as far as to say that there’s positively no competition when it comes to Minka Kelly being in the equation.
Who’d you rather, Demi or Minka?