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Lindsay Got Her Meth Mouth Fixed!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and Lindsay got that situation under control. It’s actually kind of admirable, isn’t it?

The funny thing, because there’s always a funny/delusional part to any Lohan story, is that when she posted this picture on her Twitter, she claimed that she’d only had her teeth whitened. Because everybody knows that a simple round of whitening can reverse the horrors of meth and years of crack decay.

I’ll say this about Lindsay: no matter what, the girl has always had a healthy imagination and the remarkable ability to dream.

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