“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”
Uh, well, you don’t really need to, bro. That’s what we lowly entertainment bloggers are here for. And rest assured, it’s way disgusting – those suckers speak for themselves. But hey, I guess since we’re on topic – the professional advice for the week is “brush, floss, and stay the hell away from the meth.” Also? “THERE’S DETERIORATING PUBLIC EDUCATION AND RAMPANT HOMELESSNESS AND INTERNATIONAL UNREST. Don’t squander your money so that you can’t afford even a basic damned cleaning, you multi-millionaire, you.”
*I know, I know; but I needed something, and that was the closest I could come without racking my brains too hard before breakfast and coffee on a Friday morning, guys.
My guess on why is Meth. Why not? She’s done everything else…
Careful with that title there, Sarah. You’re starting to sound like Courtney Stodden with that alliteration :P
IT’S RUBBING OFF!! AAUGHHH!