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Dina Lohan Says Her Daughter’s Playboy Shoot Went Well

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See that photo up there? That’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Playboy mansion for her photo shoot. Classy, huh? Looks like she arrived on foot, too (I’m kidding; of course I know she didn’t arrive on foot. She took her meth-powered jetpack, duh).

The nude shoot, according to Lindsay’s mom, did happen, and it “went well.” And I’m guessing “went well” means that no one was accidentally sprayed with Lindsay’s special strain of VD, and no one got Legionnaire’s Disease this time around. As long as Lindsay showed her fire-crotch coke-crotch busted gaping holes, everyone probably went home happy and fulfilled and thrilled that their wives and girlfriends are nothing like this bitch.

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