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Dina Lohan got told off in court over drunk driving

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s mommy dearest, Dina Lohan, was arrested last September for serious drunk driving and was acting all crazy with police officers? Well, that case went to court on Monday and a judge handed down her sentence, which was rather lenient, I think – 100 hours of community service and she had her license revoked for a year. Whoopdie doo.

However, apparently the judge had some pretty stern words for her in court over the whole thing, as TMZ reports:

Lohan pled guilty to DWI and speeding … and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and had her license revoked for a year. Once she can drive, she’ll have an interlock device installed on her car for another year.

But after Judge Engel handed down the sentence, he had rough words for Dina, saying, “The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time”

Upon hearing that, Dina replied, “There will not be a next time.”

That should be the Lohan family motto.

Man, now we see just how close to the tree the apple falls when it comes to Lindsay. How in the hell did the girl ever have a chance of being normal and well-adjusted when she has lunatics like Dina and Michael as her parents? Dina has never gotten over the fact that Lindsay succeeded in Hollywood where she didn’t, and has been desperately trying to live vicariously since Lindsay was little. I don’t think we need to discuss where that whole thing went wrong…

Keep this woman off the streets, however. Get a driver like your daughter, woman.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are the Worst

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I don’t think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point – look who she was raised by. You’ve got a mother who’s living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who’s an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family’s a mess.

Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life, and Michael Lohan is already up in arms about what she might write in he. He’s threatened to sue Dina if she talks a bunch of shit about him to Lindsay and she ends up putting it in her book, because apparently that violates a term of their divorce.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan’s new tell-all book project has a new wrinkle … if she tells all she’ll end up smack in the middle of a lawsuit between her mom and her dad.

Michael Lohan believes when it comes to writing about Lindsay’s childhood, Dina Lohan will tell her daughter defamatory stories about Michael.

So we’ve learned Michael’s lawyer just sent a threatening letter to Dina, reminding her about the gag order which was imposed in their divorce … the gag order which states, “”The wife shall not, directly or indirectly, publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story” blah blah blah involving her marriage to Michael.

Yes, because this is all about you guys… AGAIN. What’s wrong with these people? And also, why does Michael seem to think that the book is going to be about HIM? Sure, I know he’s her father and he’s fucked up that much that she’s bound to have some things to say about him, but for real, man? Calm down.

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Oprah Is Keeping Lindsay’s Parents Away From Her Show

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Oprah and her producers are shooting a “docuseries” (read: reality show) for OWN follows Lindsay Lohan around as she starts her recovery process. Yeah, great idea, Oprah. How to better recover than to give an attention starved mess a camera crew following her at all times. And for $2 million. Smart.

One smart move being made though is Oprah and producers keeping Lindsay’s parents, Dina and Michael, away from her show.

From Daily News via TMZ:

The Oprah-helmed project featuring the embattled actress, 27, is set to be strictly about Lohan’s recovery and attempts to resuscitate her acting career…In fact, OWN producers are doing everything possible to keep the “Canyons” star’s parents — headline mainstays Michael and Dina Lohan — as far away from the cameras as possible.

According to the gossip site, an “executive decision” was made to ban them from the show.  There won’t even be a mention of Dina Lohan’s recent DWI arrest, show sources say.

Good. Now just cancel the entire show and we’re set.

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