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Dina Lohan got told off in court over drunk driving

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s mommy dearest, Dina Lohan, was arrested last September for serious drunk driving and was acting all crazy with police officers? Well, that case went to court on Monday and a judge handed down her sentence, which was rather lenient, I think – 100 hours of community service and she had her license revoked for a year. Whoopdie doo.

However, apparently the judge had some pretty stern words for her in court over the whole thing, as TMZ reports:

Lohan pled guilty to DWI and speeding … and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and had her license revoked for a year. Once she can drive, she’ll have an interlock device installed on her car for another year.

But after Judge Engel handed down the sentence, he had rough words for Dina, saying, “The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time”

Upon hearing that, Dina replied, “There will not be a next time.”

That should be the Lohan family motto.

Man, now we see just how close to the tree the apple falls when it comes to Lindsay. How in the hell did the girl ever have a chance of being normal and well-adjusted when she has lunatics like Dina and Michael as her parents? Dina has never gotten over the fact that Lindsay succeeded in Hollywood where she didn’t, and has been desperately trying to live vicariously since Lindsay was little. I don’t think we need to discuss where that whole thing went wrong…

Keep this woman off the streets, however. Get a driver like your daughter, woman.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are the Worst

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I don’t think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point – look who she was raised by. You’ve got a mother who’s living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who’s an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family’s a mess.

Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life, and Michael Lohan is already up in arms about what she might write in he. He’s threatened to sue Dina if she talks a bunch of shit about him to Lindsay and she ends up putting it in her book, because apparently that violates a term of their divorce.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan’s new tell-all book project has a new wrinkle … if she tells all she’ll end up smack in the middle of a lawsuit between her mom and her dad.

Michael Lohan believes when it comes to writing about Lindsay’s childhood, Dina Lohan will tell her daughter defamatory stories about Michael.

So we’ve learned Michael’s lawyer just sent a threatening letter to Dina, reminding her about the gag order which was imposed in their divorce … the gag order which states, “”The wife shall not, directly or indirectly, publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story” blah blah blah involving her marriage to Michael.

Yes, because this is all about you guys… AGAIN. What’s wrong with these people? And also, why does Michael seem to think that the book is going to be about HIM? Sure, I know he’s her father and he’s fucked up that much that she’s bound to have some things to say about him, but for real, man? Calm down.

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Oprah Is Keeping Lindsay’s Parents Away From Her Show

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Oprah and her producers are shooting a “docuseries” (read: reality show) for OWN follows Lindsay Lohan around as she starts her recovery process. Yeah, great idea, Oprah. How to better recover than to give an attention starved mess a camera crew following her at all times. And for $2 million. Smart.

One smart move being made though is Oprah and producers keeping Lindsay’s parents, Dina and Michael, away from her show.

From Daily News via TMZ:

The Oprah-helmed project featuring the embattled actress, 27, is set to be strictly about Lohan’s recovery and attempts to resuscitate her acting career…In fact, OWN producers are doing everything possible to keep the “Canyons” star’s parents — headline mainstays Michael and Dina Lohan — as far away from the cameras as possible.

According to the gossip site, an “executive decision” was made to ban them from the show.  There won’t even be a mention of Dina Lohan’s recent DWI arrest, show sources say.

Good. Now just cancel the entire show and we’re set.

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Dina Lohan To Police Officer: “I’m Not Crazy”

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Dina Lohan got pulled over for drunk driving, but she must have taken a detour along the way into Denial City, because she’s pleading not guilty. Details of her arrest leaked and she pulled a total Reese Witherspoon even though she has nowhere near the amount of fame as Mrs. “I Am Allowed To Stand On American Ground.” Daily News explains how it went down:

“I’m not crazy,” Dina Lohan told a New York state trooper. “These questions are stupid.”

Dina’s damning words were in a criminal complaint released Tuesday after she pleaded not guilty to driving while intoxicated in a Long Island courtroom.

The Hollywood wild child’s mom admitted when she was arrested earlier this month that she’d been pounding the Pinot Grigio at a pal’s house. “It was two, well, maybe three glasses,” she said.

When they insisted Dina stand on one leg, she “stopped at five seconds and asked if she was done,” the report states.

Dina also complained the troopers had treated her too rough when they cuffed her, injuring a wrist and giving her a headache, but later retracted her claim. “I have no injuries,” she told an EMT. “I don’t need you guys anymore, I don’t want medical attention.”

But Dina, who notched a blood-alcohol level on a breathalyzer test that was more than double New York’s legal limit of 0.08 percent, bristled at giving a blood sample. “You’re not taking my blood,” she said, the papers state.

Dina, however, did make a point of telling a trooper that she had recently been interviewed by Oprah at her home, that she’d been on a television show earlier that night with ex-husband Michael Lohan, and “that she would be fifty years old” in a couple days.

Oh, Dina. Do not throw around Oprah’s name like y’all are friends. That is NOT going to help you out. Also I think we can all assume that Dina’s “three glasses” of wine = Lindsay’s “ten to fifteen times” she used cocaine.

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Dina Lohan Feels Like She’s Been ‘Parent Trap’-ed

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Dina Lohan is Lindsay‘s mentor in fuckery, so it was no surprise when the latter Lohan was arrested for some serious DUI last week. Of course, she doesn’t think she’s done anything wrong, and she’s managed to brainwash a lawyer (read: paid him enough) into arguing that really, she’s been a great mother and that’s what’s most important. You know, who cares if you get behind the wheel of a car while drinking and maybe kill someone because your reaction time is lagging? You “raised” four kids, most of whom are totally fucked up!

Here’s what Mark Heller told Entertainment Tonight:

“Dina Lohan is a good person. Her life has been dedicated to her four children. She has worked hard her entire life and she has been a ‘Parent Trapped’ with the entire world watching her in a fishbowl with murky water due to no fault of her own. She appreciates the grave seriousness of this matter and is mindful that the Nassau County District Attorney considers these types of cases a top priority. But as an attorney with 45 years of experience, I am confident that as a first time offender, with absolutely no prior record, that the Judicial System will treat Dina Lohan with even-handed fairness.”

Fairness? When has the judicial system ever been fair towards the Lohans? If shit was fair, Lindsay would be behind bars for the next 3-4 years, at the very least. Instead, she went to “rehab” and basically gets away with everything she does. Let’s revoke Dina’s license.

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Dina Lohan Arrested For Super Drunk Driving

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Dina Lohan was arrested for drunk driving. Wow, I don’t think anyone saw this coming. I saw a tweet that was something like, “A celebrity’s parent got arrested” and I just knew. Dina was super drunk — twice the legal limit. Here’s more from TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan’s 50-year-old mother was pulled over on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 pm Thursday night … after she was allegedly going 77mph in a 55 in her white BMW.

During the stop, cops say she appeared intoxicated — and tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at .20 — more than twice the legal limit of .08.

According to officials, “Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest” … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina “recanted her claim.”

Lohan was hauled to a nearby station where she was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding.

She was pulled over in Long Island, Billy Joel‘s favorite place and home to his motorcycle crash.

Daughter Lindsay is famously recovering from her alcohol addiction and apparently didn’t know her mom was arrested until she found out this morning, like the rest of us. Man, I don’t think Lindsay’s taken a mugshot that bad (above). Of course there’s so many to choose from.

Bet Dina thinks this is her big chance to shop her sad story on talk shows everywhere. Hope she doesn’t get the opportunity.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Move Back Home After Rehab

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Dina Lohan, mother of the year (every year), says that her daughter Lindsay will move back home to New York after completing rehab. Dina says a lot of things, so who knows if any of this is based on reality. I’m not sure if it’s a good idea for Lohan to live with Dina but if the alternative is living alone or with her bad news friends…I don’t know, man. Dina assured NY Daily News that,

She’s not going to live in Los Angeles. She will definitely start back home with all of us.

And she’s also going to get a re-do for her birthday, considering that she spent it in rehab, which is sad on so many levels.

It was a very calm, low-key birthday. We couldn’t visit because it fell during the week, but we mailed her cards and gifts. We’re going to work it out to all go visit her again, and then we’re planning the pool party.

POOL PARTY!!! Actually, a pool party sounds f-cking fantastic right about now. Dina is also confident that Lindsay will be clean from now on, for real, saying,

It’s been a long road, and she’s going to be fine.

Okay. Last I checked though, New York was full of paparazzi, and I thought Lindsay was trying to avoid those.