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Dina Lohan Feels Like She’s Been ‘Parent Trap’-ed

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Dina Lohan is Lindsay‘s mentor in fuckery, so it was no surprise when the latter Lohan was arrested for some serious DUI last week. Of course, she doesn’t think she’s done anything wrong, and she’s managed to brainwash a lawyer (read: paid him enough) into arguing that really, she’s been a great mother and that’s what’s most important. You know, who cares if you get behind the wheel of a car while drinking and maybe kill someone because your reaction time is lagging? You “raised” four kids, most of whom are totally fucked up!

Here’s what Mark Heller told Entertainment Tonight:

“Dina Lohan is a good person. Her life has been dedicated to her four children. She has worked hard her entire life and she has been a ‘Parent Trapped’ with the entire world watching her in a fishbowl with murky water due to no fault of her own. She appreciates the grave seriousness of this matter and is mindful that the Nassau County District Attorney considers these types of cases a top priority. But as an attorney with 45 years of experience, I am confident that as a first time offender, with absolutely no prior record, that the Judicial System will treat Dina Lohan with even-handed fairness.”

Fairness? When has the judicial system ever been fair towards the Lohans? If shit was fair, Lindsay would be behind bars for the next 3-4 years, at the very least. Instead, she went to “rehab” and basically gets away with everything she does. Let’s revoke Dina’s license.

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