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Quotables: David Arquette Asked His Daughter About Dancing with the Stars

A photo of David Arquette

“I asked her about Dancing With the Stars and she said, ‘Well, initially I’m thinking no. But let me go to school and talk to Ashley about it. See what she thinks.’ I was like, ‘No, Coco, you can’t tell anybody! I’m sworn to secrecy.’ Hopefully I don’t embarrass her. When I dance, I look like I’m being electrocuted. Apparently there’s no real room for that in ballroom dancing.”

David Arquette tells a few stories about about the adventures he’s had so far involving Dancing with the Stars. He also claims that Rob Kardashian has a “great ass just like his sister.”

I’m going to go ahead and guess that David Arquette is going to be a powerful force on this season‘s Dancing with the Stars. This guy is wacky, apparently sober, and a horrible dancer by his own admission, how could he not be wonderful?