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Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner to cut Rob off

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Kim Kardashian and her brother Rob haven’t gotten along in a long ass time. Whatever issues they have, they just can’t seem to bury the hatchet – that much is apparent. One of Kim’s big frustrations with Rob seems to be that he won’t help himself – everyone else in the family has a “job” and yet Rob is just coasting along, taking his family’s money and not even whoring himself out for it. Kim has a very strong work ethic, so she’s not happy about this and wants Momager Kris Jenner to cut him off… for good!

In the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim calls Rob “pathetic” and even Kris admits she’s at wit’s end over what the hell is wrong with Rob. They’re one of the richest families on earth, and yet they’ve all found it impossible to light a fire under Rob’s ass to get him to do anything besides eat and sell shitty socks. What gives?

Kim claims that everyone “lick’s Rob’s ass” and does whatever he wants, which seems strange since everyone in that family only does what THEY want and what benefits themselves, so… but Kim doesn’t like attention being given to anyone but herself, so she thinks Kris needs to give him the boot.

Clip from the new episode of KUWTK is behind the cut – I threw it there because I care about you and E! Online has this shit on autoplay and I can’t turn it off. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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Oh, Snap – Rob Kardashian goes for Kim Kardashian on Instagram

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Rob Kardashian has been the fat black sheep of the Kardashian family for a while now (which is a shame b/c he’s probably the only vaguely decent one), and it seems relations have not improved in recent months, particularly between Rob and big sister Kim Kardashian. While Rob has been absent from Instagram for a long ass time now, he made his comeback by basically comparing Kim to the psycho from Gone Girl. Oh shit.

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OMG, I love it. He’s already deleted the picture (thank god for screencaps), of course, and he’ll probably come out and say he was hacked, if he addresses it at all, but this is a wig snatch and a half coming from Rob. The last big public drama they had, of course, was when Rob flew back to LA before Kim & Kanye’s wedding. Looks like things have only gone from bad to worse since then. Damn.

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Does Rob Kardashian have a secret love child?

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We haven’t heard much from Rob Kardashian lately – he’s too busy simultaneously stuffing his face/releasing failed sock lines/going to the gym/smoking weed/drinking Sizzurp… and apparently making babies?! According to Rob’s Twitter page – which is verified – he apparently has a son and is spending today with him and his “baby mama”. Whaaaaat?

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I mean, did he get hacked? Probably… but others are saying that this is a well-known situation and that his son is actually almost the same age as Mason, Kourtney‘s son. Like, what? I don’t understand any of this and so I’m gonna say it’s not true and this is just a prank, because I just can’t see it.

Do any of you know anything about this?

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Rob Kardashian is deep into the world of Sizzurp and weed

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Rob Kardashian has pretty much been excommunicated from the family since missing sister Kim’s wedding over that whole photo argument, and apparently he’s spending his time between the gym and getting wasted on too much Sizzurp and weed, to the point where those around him think he needs rehab.

From TMZ:

Rob Kardashian’s family wants Rob to get help for what they say is a very bad drug problem … sources directly connected with the family tell TMZ.

Our sources say the family is well aware of what has been going on with Rob, depicted by these photos during a drug-fueled party a few days ago.

You can see Rob holding a double cup … the container of choice for Sizzurp.  The cup on the table actually has the words, “Codeine Boys” emblazoned on it.  He’s also seen smoking weed.

We’re told the Kardashians have been calling rehab facilities, but Rob refuses to go.  They feel desperate because they don’t know what to do and hope pictures like these may change Rob’s mind.

LOL, so what, Kris Jenner leaked these herself to TMZ to help Rob? Here’s one of the photos in question:

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I don’t know anything about Sizzurp really, other than that it’s stupid and not great for you, but let the dude smoke weed. Wouldn’t YOU want to distract yourself from that family? I sure as hell would. Obviously he’s not in a good way, but eh, I dunno… I kinda feel bad for him.

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Kris Jenner calls Rob Kardashian ‘an obese person with a failed sock line’

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Oh dear, there is some drama in the Kardashian/Jenner family at the moment, isn’t there? First Rob flew back to LA ahead of Kim and Kanye’s wedding over him appearing in pictures and “bringing down the family name” and now apparently his own mother, momager Kris, has been treating him like shit since she views him as “an obese person with a failed sock line”, which… LOL (even though not LOL).

From Radar Online (via Star Magazine):

“Everyone thinks he skipped the wedding because of Kim, but it’s him mom who makes him feel terrible,” a source told Star magazine.

“Rob is spiraling out of control and it’s all his mother’s fault. The world thinks the Kardashians are so happy, but Kris treats Rob like dirt. He says she’s a monster.”

“Kris says he’s the only one of her kids who is an embarrassment — an obese person with a failed sock line,” the source charged.

“Rob needs to stop lying and own up to the fact that he has issues. Until he admits to his problems, he’s not going to get better.”

I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I sort of feel like Kris is a bigger embarrassment considering she’s trying to rival Joan Rivers in the plastic surgery department and is desperate to live vicariously through putting her daughters on the Hollywood ho stroll. What’s worse – being an awful human being with nothing about you whatsoever personality-wise, or being fat? I’ll take fat, thanks.

I know Rob’s an adult, but can someone please adopt him into their family so he can get away from this bullshit? I actually feel bad for the guy.

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Kim Kardashian thinks Rob’s fatness is “bringing down the family name”

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Poor Rob Kardashian. After booking an early flight back to Los Angeles right before big sister Kim‘s wedding to Kanye West last weekend, apparently he decided to start getting his act together and really dedicating himself to losing some weight. Hopefully it’s for his own well-being rather than from his family shaming him. We’ve heard that this whole ordeal was over Rob not wanting to be in family photos because of his weight, but apparently it goes a bit deeper than that, because Kim is ashamed and thinks Rob is “bringing down the family name”. Oh, snap!

From Radar Online:

“Kim and Rob haven’t been speaking to each other for months…she thinks he is lazy, and bringing down the family name because of his physical appearance. After arriving in Paris, Rob and Kim got into a very heated argument because she thought he was just moping around the hotel. She encouraged him to go out and sight see, which he declined to do,” the source told Radar.

“This made her extremely angry, and they exchanged words. During the course of the argument, Rob was accused by Kim of leaking negative stories about her to the press. That was the final straw for Rob, because that is something he would never do.”

The source continued, “So, he packed his bags, and left Paris before the wedding. He wanted nothing to do with it, and thought it was ridiculous that Kim’s third marriage was so over the top.”

The funny part here is that Kim thinks the “family name” is anything to be proud of. Seriously, let’s do a little experiment here. When you think of the word “Kardashian”, what are the first three words that pop into your head? Be honest – this is a judgment-free zone. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but “honour”, “hard work”, “intelligence”, “integrity”… none of those come to mind, right?

Frankly, I’d rather be fat than a brainless idiot who didn’t even realize racism existed until she had a mixed-race child.

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Rob Kardashian left Kimye wedding over family pictures

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Well, you guys called this one in the comments section – Rob Kardashian disappeared from Kim & Kanye‘s European wedding extravaganza this weekend before the ceremony even started, and no one really knew why… except we kinda did. Rob’s fat and he hates being fat (and the rest of his family hates him being fat) and that led to a lot of tension over family photos. So much tension, it seems, that Rob actually hightailed it out of there so as to avoid having to pose for any pictures.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the Kardashian clan tell TMZ … Rob has become so insecure and depressed about his appearance … he refused to be in the family wedding pics, despite his family’s encouragement.

We’re told the Kardashians were heartbroken and tried to support Rob, saying he doesn’t look bad … but he still wasn’t down to pose

Things got heated because the more they insisted, the more Rob dug in his heels … and eventually he made the call to fly home alone.

I must say – I doubt Kris or anyone else in that family gave him any “encouragement” (other than encouraging him to go to fat camp and lose weight), but whatever. It’s such a shame for him, man. Dude needs some help – not just in the gym, but with a therapist who can help him mentally/emotionally, as well.

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