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Rob Kardashian

Does Rob Kardashian have a secret love child?

Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - March 21, 2013

We haven’t heard much from Rob Kardashian lately – he’s too busy simultaneously stuffing his face/releasing failed sock lines/going to the gym/smoking weed/drinking Sizzurp… and apparently making babies?! According to Rob’s Twitter page – which is verified – he apparently has a son and is spending today with him and his “baby mama”. Whaaaaat?

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I mean, did he get hacked? Probably… but others are saying that this is a well-known situation and that his son is actually almost the same age as Mason, Kourtney‘s son. Like, what? I don’t understand any of this and so I’m gonna say it’s not true and this is just a prank, because I just can’t see it.

Do any of you know anything about this?

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Rob Kardashian is deep into the world of Sizzurp and weed

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Rob Kardashian has pretty much been excommunicated from the family since missing sister Kim’s wedding over that whole photo argument, and apparently he’s spending his time between the gym and getting wasted on too much Sizzurp and weed, to the point where those around him think he needs rehab.

From TMZ:

Rob Kardashian’s family wants Rob to get help for what they say is a very bad drug problem … sources directly connected with the family tell TMZ.

Our sources say the family is well aware of what has been going on with Rob, depicted by these photos during a drug-fueled party a few days ago.

You can see Rob holding a double cup … the container of choice for Sizzurp.  The cup on the table actually has the words, “Codeine Boys” emblazoned on it.  He’s also seen smoking weed.

We’re told the Kardashians have been calling rehab facilities, but Rob refuses to go.  They feel desperate because they don’t know what to do and hope pictures like these may change Rob’s mind.

LOL, so what, Kris Jenner leaked these herself to TMZ to help Rob? Here’s one of the photos in question:

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I don’t know anything about Sizzurp really, other than that it’s stupid and not great for you, but let the dude smoke weed. Wouldn’t YOU want to distract yourself from that family? I sure as hell would. Obviously he’s not in a good way, but eh, I dunno… I kinda feel bad for him.

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Kris Jenner calls Rob Kardashian ‘an obese person with a failed sock line’

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Oh dear, there is some drama in the Kardashian/Jenner family at the moment, isn’t there? First Rob flew back to LA ahead of Kim and Kanye’s wedding over him appearing in pictures and “bringing down the family name” and now apparently his own mother, momager Kris, has been treating him like shit since she views him as “an obese person with a failed sock line”, which… LOL (even though not LOL).

From Radar Online (via Star Magazine):

“Everyone thinks he skipped the wedding because of Kim, but it’s him mom who makes him feel terrible,” a source told Star magazine.

“Rob is spiraling out of control and it’s all his mother’s fault. The world thinks the Kardashians are so happy, but Kris treats Rob like dirt. He says she’s a monster.”

“Kris says he’s the only one of her kids who is an embarrassment — an obese person with a failed sock line,” the source charged.

“Rob needs to stop lying and own up to the fact that he has issues. Until he admits to his problems, he’s not going to get better.”

I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I sort of feel like Kris is a bigger embarrassment considering she’s trying to rival Joan Rivers in the plastic surgery department and is desperate to live vicariously through putting her daughters on the Hollywood ho stroll. What’s worse – being an awful human being with nothing about you whatsoever personality-wise, or being fat? I’ll take fat, thanks.

I know Rob’s an adult, but can someone please adopt him into their family so he can get away from this bullshit? I actually feel bad for the guy.

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