Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rob Kardashian’s Fiancee Blac Chyna Will Take The Family Name

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Raise your hand if you actually think the Rob Kardashian / Blac Chyna wedding is actually going to happen? I mean, over Kris Jenner’s dead body, right? As if she’d allow the brand to be tarnished in such a way! Look, I know Rob’s always been the black sheep and no one ways attention to him, especially now that he’s fat and all he does is that stupid sock line, but there’s no way in hell that Blac Chyna is going to become “Angela Kardashian” with zero resistance from the people in that family. Is she more worthy of joining the clan than that loser Tyga? Definitely. But at least he’s not trying to become Tyga Jenner, yknow?

Anyway, Blac Chyna (who I actually kinda love in an abstract way) got a 7-carat ring from Rob (who must still be getting a family allowance, because ????) and is super stoked about joining the family, probably just to piss everyone off — or maybe that’s just my antagonistic spirit talking.

“She was very excited and loves the ring. She’s happy with him and very happy,” her rep tells Us.

Yikes, maybe hire a new rep who can string two sentences together without using the same word twice in the same one, eh?

My money is on this never happening. Either they’ll break up before they get that far or they’ll just stay engaged for like, six years until it fizzles out. Either way, let’s be real — this is NOT a long-term arrangement. I feel like their entire relationship was borne out of the idea of infuriating the Kardashians/Jenners for neglecting Rob and Tyga for just being himself (he’s also Angela Kardashian’s ex and they have a child together, if you missed that).

This is the classiest family drama EVER and I love it.